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US ([info]dreamtoday) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-01-26 03:44:00


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Current mood:Dramatic

posted on behalf of someone without a jf account
The Linkin Park fandom. Cute boys in what's most fittingly described as a nu-metal boyband. So anyway, the epicenter of the fandom recently moved to lpfiction.com When the new LPfiction.com opened, tension started brewing between a certain Sarah Renee and site moderator Gummibear Queen regarding the new rules, like "no pedophilia", "no animal sex", "no advocating rape" etc (the old now-defunct site having no rules whatsoever). Fair enough.

That was a while ago. Some time these past couple of days Sarah decides to post a story about Mike Shinoda (that's the rapper of the band) having sex with a dead baby. It gets deleted. There was a thread going on on the boards, but it was deleted (too bad, because someone called Gummibear Queen "Gummifucker", and I love that so much I want to frame it and eat it up). Now, the fic itself is gone, but those who want to read an example of Sarah Renee's fics, here it is. (I'd warn you about it, but you know. Just think dead babies.)

Then Sarah starts a thread on the boards, appropriately titled pedophilia!!!, seemingly for no other reason than to provoke Gummibear Queen. Initially, amusement abounds. People make cute little dead baby jokes. Then some people get offended.

The splooge causes ripples on the water in plenty of friends-locked journals, but unfortunately only Sarah makes a public post expressing her views, rather magnificently I must say.



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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-25 10:10 pm UTC (link)
I want some of whatever Sarah Renee's doing so I can be belligerently bugfuck too.

Actually, I don't. My friends think I'm sane and I'd like to keep it that way.

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[info]ingrid
2005-01-25 10:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm scared for Nesha's dad. I hope everything went okay today at the hospital.

It's good she's keeping Nesha's dad in her thoughts, isn't it?

Hope he's not anywhere near the maternity ward, tho'. She might get confused on once she finally goes on her inevitable rampage ...

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[info]sorchar
2005-01-25 10:58 pm UTC (link)
*posting solely to use this icon*

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skadi
2005-01-25 11:00 pm UTC (link)
... Okay, I really kinda like how the link to Sarah Renee's journal leads to LIVERjournal.com and not livejournal.com.

They say small things amuse small mi--ooh! A tennis ball! *chases*

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feel free to smack me
[info]marlo
2005-01-25 11:30 pm UTC (link)
LINKIN PARK SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.

that is all.

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]msmanna
2005-01-25 11:59 pm UTC (link)
That seems really, really harsh...for the donkey.

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[info]marlo
2005-01-26 12:08 am UTC (link)
BURN

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]dreamtoday
2005-01-26 05:39 am UTC (link)
hey, at least they're not *nsync.

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]msmanna
2005-01-26 12:16 pm UTC (link)
Heh. There's probably an NSYNC/Donkey GSF fic out there somewhere. I mean, I know for sure there's a Justin/JC nineteeth century AU where Justin's a horse.

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]dreamtoday
2005-01-26 03:23 pm UTC (link)
i think i read that! it was fabulous! as was the one with...was it Justin? as a dolphin. love!

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]puipui
2005-01-27 04:20 am UTC (link)
Tease. How dare you post a comment like that without a link? *sobs*

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]msmanna
2005-01-27 04:32 am UTC (link)
Here you go.

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]puipui
2005-01-28 06:05 pm UTC (link)
...my god.

I will love you forever like whoa.

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]msmanna
2005-01-28 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Neigh, neigh. It was nothing, really.

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]adinaj69
2005-01-26 12:49 am UTC (link)
I agree with you.

But can I still smack you? *wields paddle*

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]marlo
2005-01-26 12:53 am UTC (link)
yes please! ::braces self::

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Re: feel free to smack me
[info]adinaj69
2005-01-26 12:57 am UTC (link)
Sweet. I smack, of course, because I love.

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*smacks you*
[info]dreamtoday
2005-01-26 05:40 am UTC (link)
the point is, they're sucking one another's balls.

does the music really matter when you're pretty? i think not.

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now this remark will require some hiding behind things.
[info]marlo
2005-01-26 05:42 am UTC (link)
Well, that explains the Libertines fandom then, too.

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is there room for two?
[info]dreamtoday
2005-01-26 05:45 am UTC (link)
i was wondering about the appeal of the Libertines slash

it's all the pretty boys kissing, isn't it? it's like they KNOW.

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[info]gal_montag
2005-01-26 12:15 am UTC (link)
Won't someone think of the dead baby rapers?

I try not to.

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[info]plazmah
2005-01-26 07:05 am UTC (link)
But they think of you. Naked.

(I've always wanted to say that.)

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[info]gal_montag
2005-01-26 08:21 am UTC (link)
Well, that doesn't seem right, after all, I am neiter dead nor a baby.

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[info]plazmah
2005-01-26 09:03 am UTC (link)
No no, you see... the dead baby rapers are thinking of you right now! Although, now I'm confused as to whether we're talking about rapists of dead babies or dead babies who are rapists.

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[info]gal_montag
2005-01-26 09:05 am UTC (link)
Dead, baby, dead baby rapers?

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[info]puipui
2005-01-27 04:23 am UTC (link)
Kinky. So where does Baby Jesus fit into all this, then?

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[info]gal_montag
2005-01-27 04:43 am UTC (link)
Hmmm, He's probably crying.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-01-26 12:32 am UTC (link)
I, myself, like the addition of this at the end of her awesome rant:

On a less violent note, I'm scared for Nesha's dad. I hope everything went okay today at the hospital.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you--you cool--fuck you, I'm out!"

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-26 12:59 am UTC (link)
Well, that pretty much just summarizes the whole wank, doesn't it?

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[info]enkogneatoh
2005-01-26 01:07 am UTC (link)
Wait. Hasn't she been wanked before? This part of her post:

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I'm a morbid, belligerent bitch and I'm not going to smother my personality because one of my prude, fetus-loving friends thinks it's unnecessary or "crossing the line."

... sounds really freakin' familiar.

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[info]erototoxin
2005-01-26 01:42 am UTC (link)
Mike Shinoda (that's the rapper of the band) having sex with a dead baby

Y'know, I really never liked Linkin Park, but that's sort of special. Next time I see them while I remote-click past MTV, I'll think of that and smile.

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-01-26 05:37 am UTC (link)
you should read the story where the lead singer fucks a dog while Mike watches, or the one where the dj *is* a dog and humps Mike.

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[info]zuzu
2005-01-26 05:45 pm UTC (link)
*tilts head*

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-27 01:16 am UTC (link)
Pardon the drive-by icon love but, is that CM Punk?

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[info]zuzu
2005-01-27 06:19 am UTC (link)
It is, indeed. He erally has the best facial expressions.

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[info]jamac
2005-01-26 02:14 pm UTC (link)
That entire fandom is totally batshit insane, almost more-so than the HP fandom (but on a smaller scale)

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-01-26 03:24 pm UTC (link)
it totally is! not a week goes by without some kerfuffle or another erupting on the boards.

ah, i'm so proud.

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