Current mood:	Holier-than-thou
Current music:	Augen Auf! - Oomph!

Augen Auf! Die Anonymice kommen!
Background: Oomph! is a German band. They make good music, and are often compared to Rammstein. Except Oomph! doesn't have as many members, don't have as many of the scary kinky lyrics, and they sing several songs in English. Sadly (for American fans) they don't tour here because they aren't very well known, and don't have any kind of distribution contract in the States. Which brings us to the wank-

Over in the oomphkismet community, anonymice come to ~~play~~ troll. Mostly blasting people for begging songs off other fans, with cries of
great idea... GO BUY THE CD.. nooby fan jackasses. way to delete my other comments too.. go support the band.. man you guys are the worst fans i've ever heard of!

Of course, the fans are quick to say that they would buy the music, if, you know. It was distributed in America.

My favorite part is when the Mouse/Mice pulls out the There are two of us who are complaining here as anonymous users, not just one. its my and one of my best friends, and if you find out who he is, you just might piss your pants.. because, um. We're supposed to quake in Internet Awe of Anonymice or something.

She/he/they have even taken the trouble to troll back through older entries. (There was another, but it has since been friendslocked)

The only disappointing part of this whole thing is when the mouse apologizes and everyone runs to play in a field of sunshine and flowers and hot German men with sexy voices.

Tiny, I know... but it made me giggle.

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	kalika_maxwell 2005-01-26 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	You mean the guys are hot? And Rammstein has kinky lyrics? I should look past the mindless pleasure of music-I-can't-understand sometimes. O-o (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jeedai 2005-01-26 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on your definition of hot, but I think so. Mmmmmmmdero. As for the Rammstein lyrics... would necrophilia count as kinky? o_O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jar 2005-01-27 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, but I just can't get over his name being "Dero". I'm Australian and well... if you're a "Dero"... well, it's not a compliment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jeedai 2005-01-27 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	o_O I guess that's sorta like one of the guitarists being named "Crap"? Or is it worse? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jar 2005-01-27 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Um, itis like them being named... "Bum" (as in homeless person). About that bad. I can't get over it, I tried to read RPS with him in it once... nope. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	loki 2005-01-26 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	And Rammstein has kinky lyrics? Oh yeah. This one and this one come to mind. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarajayechan 2005-01-26 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	...VERY kinky. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skarrow 2005-01-26 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	...and I still think the song Reise Reise is about gay sex. beam (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loki 2005-01-26 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	...I'm going to agree with you on that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-27 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, 'cause Spiel Mit Mir and Buck Dich are totally straight ;). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skarrow 2005-01-27 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Reise Reise is subtle, poetic sex. ;) [restrains comment about certain members of the band Lysistrating certain other members of the band to write less dildo-inspiring music. at least until she gets back to her slash comm.] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nekoneko 2005-01-26 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oomph! Mwahahaha. Oomph is so creepy. Especially in the Augen Auf video. And in the Fieber video, but that's more because the ugliest woman in the world is in it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jeedai 2005-01-26 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	Her hair scared the crap out of me. Loooved Augen Auf and Sex Hat Keine Macht though. Priesty!Dero makes for a happy fangirl. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2005-01-26 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	I have an entire journal entry in my LJ devoted to different webtranslator's versions of Augen Auf. So much fun. 'Eyes on I come! Eyes on I come!' XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jeedai 2005-01-26 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Hehehehehe, gotta love it when machines try to make sense of language. Could I have a link? :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2005-01-27 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Of course! Here you go (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jeedai 2005-01-27 05:30 am UTC (link)
	If I have you then finally, we play truth or obligation Best. Translation. Ever. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

...wow, Oomph wank?

skarrow
2005-01-26 10:20 pm UTC (link)

....they don't even sodomize their keyboardist.

Mousy Anonytoinette says "Let them buy CDs," huh?

Yeah. Right, on the same shopping run I pick up that Deine Lakaien album and maybe Eisbrecher-- [continue American teutonicmusicfan whinge, etc, etc, etc]

Now I wanna play in a field of sunshine and flowers and hot German men with sexy voices. (Like, like, Pete Heppner and and and whoever sings for DL and Till and did I mention Pete Heppner?)

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	*pulls out R+ icon* jeedai 2005-01-26 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I would be afraid to frolic in a field of sunshine and flowers with Till because I'd be afraid he'd think he was a lion or something and tear me to shreds. Christoph or Dero, on the other hand... hee! (and omg, Flake in the boat! icon love!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: pulls out R+ icon skarrow 2005-01-27 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Eh, fine. Pete Heppner and Flake. ...Flake can't sing, okay, but he DOES have a pretty voice. [hasn't watched the making of Ich Will seven hundred sixtyodd million times. No.] (Reply to this)(Parent)