Augen Auf! Die Anonymice kommen!
Background: Oomph! is a German band. They make good music, and are often compared to Rammstein. Except Oomph! doesn't have as many members, don't have as many of the scary kinky lyrics, and they sing several songs in English. Sadly (for American fans) they don't tour here because they aren't very well known, and don't have any kind of distribution contract in the States. Which brings us to the wank-

Over in the oomphkismet community, anonymice come to play troll. Mostly blasting people for begging songs off other fans, with cries of
great idea... GO BUY THE CD.. nooby fan jackasses. way to delete my other comments too.. go support the band.. man you guys are the worst fans i've ever heard of!

Of course, the fans are quick to say that they would buy the music, if, you know. It was distributed in America.

My favorite part is when the Mouse/Mice pulls out the There are two of us who are complaining here as anonymous users, not just one. its my and one of my best friends, and if you find out who he is, you just might piss your pants.. because, um. We're supposed to quake in Internet Awe of Anonymice or something.

She/he/they have even taken the trouble to troll back through older entries. (There was another, but it has since been friendslocked)

The only disappointing part of this whole thing is when the mouse apologizes and everyone runs to play in a field of sunshine and flowers and hot German men with sexy voices.

Tiny, I know... but it made me giggle.