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A Guy Named Goo ([info]the_clansmen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-01 21:16:00


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A small understanding on the [info]hellsing community on LJ. Not huge yet, but really entertaining. The general gist seems to be:

OP: I liked the Hellsing anime! Is the manga the same?
Wanker A: No.
Wanker B: No, but the person above left out something.
Wanker A: I'm confused about what B is talking about, and it slipped my mind.
Wanker B: [tries to clarify] I was just saying that you left something out.
Wanker A: OMG you suck, I'm leaving the community!

Follow-up post: Be nice to everyone!

EDIT: We were invoked in the follow-up post. Summon us and we shall appear before you we spot wank faster than you can mention us spotting it we are everywhere.


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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 06:54 am UTC (link)
OT, but a mini wank is going on the elfwood community. Or went on, it seems to have slowed.

Here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/elfwood/752991.html

Anon.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-02 06:55 am UTC (link)
You know, I would so be amused if someone actually added an "e" to the end of the italicized anonymous whenever someone posts as anonymouse.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-03 04:33 am UTC (link)
Does it even work like that? We shall see.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 07:00 am UTC (link)
That was like three seconds long. How is that wanky? It has the potential, but I seriously doubt that Pu ("Wanker A") will let it go that far.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 07:05 am UTC (link)
I think anytime Pu comes along and threatens to leave, it qualifies as a wank.

The internet makes you stupid :(

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-02 07:17 am UTC (link)
Wait, does this person do this often?

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 07:22 am UTC (link)
Oh, at least once a day, when she's not eating live kittens.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 07:53 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-02-02 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-02-02 09:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-02-02 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-02-02 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-02-02 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-02-02 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-02-02 10:06 pm UTC

[info]seppuku
2005-02-02 07:42 am UTC (link)
That "I want to hump your body" icon almost seizure-inducing.

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[info]megmurry
2005-02-02 08:19 am UTC (link)
... So glad I don't read that comm anymore.

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[info]sir_hellsing
2005-02-02 10:02 am UTC (link)
You missed the pictures from Hirano's hentai Cowbow Bebop doujinshi that were posted, infidel! *lures you back with EdxSpike pr0n*

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2005-02-02 10:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-02 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2005-02-02 10:17 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-02 08:21 am UTC (link)
Heh, Pu-wank. *snortles like a 4 year old*

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-02 09:03 am UTC (link)
I can't believe she has her own wank category.

[in keeping with the 4 year old theme, runs off to tell friend who knows "Pu" in person and doesn't like her that she has her own category]

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-02 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-02 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzytowers, 2005-02-02 03:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2005-02-02 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2005-02-03 03:18 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 08:42 am UTC (link)
I find great satisfaction that the word "elitist" is misspelled in the subject line of the follow-up post.

Idiots are everywhere, except in their own mirrors.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-02 08:46 am UTC (link)
I thought that looked wrong, but am a rather poor speller myself so I thought it was all in my head.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 11:23 am UTC (link)
Elitesticles.

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(no subject) - ealusaid, 2005-02-05 06:46 am UTC

[info]morbid_angel
2005-02-02 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I have Dylexia. I can't spell anything.

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[info]sir_hellsing
2005-02-02 10:00 am UTC (link)
Oh I was involved... sorta. I hope I wasn't wanky in explaining what the Anime didn't have *shrugs*

And friends are arguing about if I'm better in bed than Pu. Heeeeh.

*ponders if she should join the wankastic fun for giggles... chooses to continue her smutty role playing instead*

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[info]jrs1980
2005-02-02 12:34 pm UTC (link)
the valentine chapters slipped my mind when I was replying to this thread. There is no need to explain to me on crap I already know.

Except...that you said you didn't understand?

I also like the "I owned this before any Americans!" There's no fool like an old-fan fool.

That's how it goes, right?

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[info]morbid_angel
2005-02-02 07:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm all for wanking, but did you have to include me in this?

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[info]morbid_angel
2005-02-02 07:02 pm UTC (link)
The reason I made that follow-up post because Pu-Sama's post pissed me off in the first place. It was only a reply to think of others in the community before you label them elitists.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbid_angel, 2005-02-02 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-02-03 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-02-03 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-03 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-02-03 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-03 09:56 pm UTC

[info]captainecchi
2005-02-02 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Every time there's Hellsing wank and I'm not involved, god kills a kitten my heart makes a little squeal of glee.

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[info]sir_hellsing
2005-02-02 09:27 pm UTC (link)
I wasn't involved either! *gasps* Slap me now, Lise.

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(no subject) - [info]myalchod, 2005-02-02 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2005-02-03 12:28 am UTC
OT - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-03 04:40 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]sir_hellsing, 2005-02-03 06:40 am UTC

[info]danceswithelvis
2005-02-03 02:51 am UTC (link)
How is it things tend to go all explody in the Hellsing community when I'm not around? Why? Is the splooge scared of me? I swallow damnit! It should love me.

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[info]sir_hellsing
2005-02-03 11:09 am UTC (link)
It's a conspiracy!

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[info]redjackcash
2005-02-04 12:08 am UTC (link)
Oh, man, this chick somehow floats into my life in small ways. My room-mate last year was good friends with Pu-sama and was quite passionate about her, and was very pissed when I dissed Pu's art.

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