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miss_kitten ([info]miss_kitten) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-02 02:21:00


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BlueMondays/GAFF Wank: Part Deux
Alright. My first official wank. I feel all grown up now.

So we all remember BlueMondays, right? From the GAFF wank like, a week ago? On this thread she posted a fic from Sycophant Hex. The author showed up with a posse of maybe-anonymice-and-maybe-sockpuppet friends, and wank ensued.

Well, BlueMondays is back with yet another fic from the same site. She makes the sweeping generalization that 98% of fiction is crap, and Azazello takes offense because she thinks BM is talking about her fiction (read: the SH site), as she is an admin and a writer there. (To be truthful, it also seems as though she's upset she isn't on BlueMondays' favorites list.)

Anyway, BM replies, then Azazello retorts again. They start talking about flaming or something and the other wanked thread is brought up. My eyes glaze over at this point, until I get to the part where Azazello decides she's not going to post anymore.

Oh, and what I forgot to say was that the above is my final comment.* Not because I think I am wrong, but essentially I said all I wanted to.

In other words, "Last word--I win! Eat it!" This final statement was made in a double post. Then BlueMondays replies and takes offense to the implied insults in Azazello's posts (Az basically says BM is intolerant and has no debate skills).

Azazello's response? She comes back to the thread, of course. Her reply post is filled with beautiful wankage, but I'll leave you with this fine gem of a statement:

And your ongoing pathetic insistence on the last word is a bit sad, too. Not in this thread but all the ones you start.

Pot? Meet kettle. You're both annoying.

Edit: I almost forgot. BlueMondays posted this thread in The Antidote forum on GAFF after Azazello first announced she was admin over at Sycophant. She gives Azazello's fic a good review and amends her previous statement that there are only 4 of her favorite writers on the site. It's not that important, but it's backstory nonetheless.


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[info]jaig
2005-02-02 10:41 am UTC (link)
I'm just cheering here in my little corner.

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[info]pyratejenni
2005-02-02 02:46 pm UTC (link)
"OUR SITE IS SOOO MUCH BETTER! U PEEPS R MEEEANNN!"

Jesus fucking Christ, Azazello's a were-fanpoodle...

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 04:22 pm UTC (link)
So Azazello's archive is off-limits from GAFF? Funny no one ever mentioned that.

Your self-righteous posturing is unbecoming and certainly makes me hugely glad you don't teach my daughter.
Congrats, Azazello, that was really classy.

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[info]limyaael
2005-02-02 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Does anybody have an example of a dramatic "I'm leaving!" post in which the person in question actually left? Because at this point, I'm starting to believe that they don't exist.

Sane posts don't count. Bonus points for extra use of exclamation points, "fuck," and playground insults.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 05:08 pm UTC (link)
This really comes as no surprise. Azazello creates wank wherever she goes. She is the self-appointed High Inquisitor of Harry Potter fan fic, don'tcha know? If you do not like her writing, you are automatically an idiot and not worth anyone's time. Case closed.

And more hypocrisy I've never seen. June writes:

"I have a number of writers in my own fanfic field
whose crap offends me in every way. I do not post
about them here - because they are theoretically at
least, rivals. So I do not make it my business to poke
the fun at them that they surely deserve, either here,
or at Deleterius. Because it would border on spite."


Yet she does just this...and the majority of the fandom knows it. Given enough rope, this woman will hang herself one day. Half the fandom knows she's absolutely insane and the other half now knows. Thank you fandom_wank!

Corinthian Leather

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[info]narcissam
2005-02-02 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Whereas some of us think June is a lot of fun to be around.

NM

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(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2005-02-03 09:31 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 06:38 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Uh oh! Sounds like somebody got a rejection from Azazello!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 06:25 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-02 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-02 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-02 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2005-02-03 11:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-03 11:17 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 02:23 am UTC

[info]azazello
2005-02-03 12:56 am UTC (link)
And you are?

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-03 09:19 am UTC (link)
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<<Yet she does just this...and the majority of the fandom knows it.>>

*is curious* Where?

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 05:40 pm UTC (link)
It's about time someone had the balls to put that BlueMondays whore in her place - not that she's smart enough to know when she's been bested. Nice job, Azazello. Fucking sweet.

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[info]pyratejenni
2005-02-02 06:12 pm UTC (link)
By anonymous guests and a woman whose wordy posts boil down to "But you're not supposed to make fun of stories on my site!"

Yup, that's really showing her. Uh-huh.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 06:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-02 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tapedeck, 2005-02-02 06:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-02 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-02 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-02 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-02 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-02 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-02 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 11:50 pm UTC
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[info]azazello
2005-02-03 12:56 am UTC (link)
Mwah! Any time.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-03 02:17 am UTC (link)

Even money says BlueMondays has sporked the above anonny-mouse's fic too.



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[info]kicklecubicle
2005-02-02 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I saw this last night and thought it to be primo wank material. Lo and behold...here it is!

98% of fanfiction is crap? Eh, I'd say that number is closer to 99.9%.

Everybody knows the only fanfiction ever worth reading is "Artemis's Lover" by Oscar.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 06:09 pm UTC (link)
What about Chibi-Usa's 7th Birthday?

(hehehe)

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-02 06:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2005-02-02 11:06 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-25 09:18 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes. The classic fic: bestiality, and Dragonball/SM crossovers. Why, it simply makes all else pale in comparison. Even the sequel can't compare, what with the Tiny Toons, Darkstalkers, *and still* Dragonball crossovers.

- Sokudo Ningyou

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Is it just me, or has the entire fucking world taken on an 'if you can't say anything good, don't say anything at all' approach? Pussies. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

And am I the only person on the planet who likes Simon Cowell?

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-02 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I adore Simon Cowell. As a professional artist, I know what the game is all about. But I find a difference between what he does and what some do at GAFF.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-02 11:36 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-02 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-02 11:59 pm UTC
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[info]smo
2005-02-02 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I fucking love Simon Cowell. I don't always agree with him, but I think he provides a valuable service to people. He tells them what they need to hear, rather than what they want to hear.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-02 10:31 pm UTC

[info]deejay435
2005-02-02 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Azazello is an annoying little hare, isn't she? Defending the sporked author my ass! "I consider myself much better than any of the authors you liked!" WTF? Who SAYS things like that? Really.

I just...who says things like that?

I'm going home to make a 'boggled' icon.

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(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2005-02-03 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-03 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-02-03 06:49 am UTC
Wank Debut! I'd like to thank....
[info]azazello
2005-02-03 12:52 am UTC (link)
Fandom wank for taking this chance on an unknown (moi), Blue Mondays for being a complete tosser sitting target and making this all possible, and ****YOUSE!!!*** for thrusting me into the limelight this way!

*blushes and is overcome*

And I didn't know. No one told me! Gosh, Billy-No-Mates, that's me. And, like I haven't prepared a speech or anything! Jeez. Or as we say in the UK, fuck a duck!

Actually, in case folks have forgotten, the point of any debate forum is, um, debate. Which means that if Blue Mondays posts the usual shovel load of crapitude, then I can post my own contra-crapitude. Sitting duck, meet pot shot.

And generally, I tend to kick over stupid brainless fanon concepts, not individual fics. Nor do I make it my business to stalk fic writer's threads, unlike my old mucker Blue Mondays. (see previous wankage)

And who is this Corinthian thingummy eejit? Connais pas*.

Note the bad french. Pretentious enough for you, fandom? I'd suggest that before people sit behind their screens and play with themselves try and offer insights into what I think, they might contact me first. Generally, being flighty and Gemini, I change my mind from day to day, darlin's.

Anyone else want to take a pot? Line up on the left. Come and have a go if you think you are witty enough.

*That means I have not heard of them, nor do I particularly wish to. Though if they fix their grammar, spelling and canon reading, I just might.

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Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]puipui, 2005-02-03 01:52 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-02-03 02:44 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]puipui, 2005-02-03 02:59 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-02-03 03:05 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]puipui, 2005-02-03 06:19 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-03 04:21 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]azazello, 2005-02-03 08:02 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 04:29 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]puipui, 2005-02-03 06:18 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]azazello, 2005-02-03 08:04 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-03 07:54 am UTC
Re: Wank Debut! I'd like to thank.... - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 08:57 am UTC
Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site
(Anonymous)
2005-02-03 02:03 am UTC (link)

So Azazello is in a big hue and cry because someone trashed some fics on her site, but has no one noticed Miz Az's big old oopsy-daisy in this thread?

http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11320

Miz Az trashes a fic called "Mudblood Act" with this rant:

"Interestingly enough I've been in debate elsewhere on this board as to what exactly constitutes Godawful.

The answer is: This.

I frequently argue that there are no pairings you cannot do. I'd recant on that and suggest this might be the exception to the rule. I'd also say that the rider to that was that to do difficult pairings, you must do them very well with careful set up etc.

That's not the case here.

That there are women in this day and age who can blandly post along the lines of "Dubious consent - well we know she was gagging for it" is just horrible."

And then as BlueMondays has pointed out in her reply, "Mudblood Act" is hosted on Azazello's site:
http://lumos.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=1473

and Az just completely trashed it on GAFF, despite the fact that she okayed the same story for her site. So, I guess nobody's allowed to trash fics on SH - unless it's Az herself.

[Homer Simpson] DOH!

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Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-03 02:12 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-03 05:35 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - [info]azazello, 2005-02-03 08:03 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-03 08:34 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - [info]azazello, 2005-02-03 09:25 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 02:41 pm UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 06:58 pm UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-03 07:30 pm UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 03:33 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-04 03:41 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 04:36 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 10:16 pm UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 10:18 pm UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 01:19 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 01:53 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 03:32 am UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 06:11 pm UTC
Re: Because only Azazello can GAFF fics on her own site - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 06:38 pm UTC

[info]semtex
2005-02-03 04:36 am UTC (link)
When I see "BM" I think bowel movement, sorry!

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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-02-03 08:36 am UTC

[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-02-03 06:13 am UTC (link)
You're all idiots, proven by the fact that you think there's any good fanfic beyond "Rape Of The Black Cat".

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-03 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-02-03 06:52 am UTC

sceach
2005-02-04 08:36 pm UTC (link)
June is on my friends list on LJ, and while I disagree with some of the points she makes concerning the Harry Potter fandom, she doesn't seem crazy or unstable to me so far. I find some of her rants downright entertaining, and I think But You Alone contains some fine writing. I haven't read this wank, but is there any other reason everyone thinks she's such a bitch?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 08:59 pm UTC

 
   
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