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Irony ([info]isntitironic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-02 21:46:00


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Current mood:OMGWTF

Troy Fanfic Wank Like Woah
Found via [info]fanficrants on livejournal. Thanks, [info]lonely_t.

Scooby176 posts a Troy fanfic called Passion. It's pretty unremarkable in most respects... only thing that stands out is that it pairs Achilles with Andromache. But that's okay, right? I mean, in a fandom with that much Pretteh, anything that moves is going to be paired with anything else that moves... people who like the pairing will read it, people who don't, won't...

Oh, if only it worked that way.

Enter the Angry Reviewers

My favourite is this one, from page three:

Fanfiction.net (Fanfiction@hotmail.com)
Warning: We read your story and your reviews, and the reviews are all bad, why does your reader hate your story? please give them what they want or will delete your story. They are right, Achilles and Briseis should be together thats why we made a place for TROY fanfiction! pleae change or will delete your account!! We will be waiting for the changes after a week and if you dont we have no choice but only to delete this. For more questions...please go to our email address.

None of the others approach quite that level of batshit, but they are most amusing all the same.

[info]fanficrants wtf's here.




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(Anonymous)
2005-02-03 07:00 am UTC (link)
That's kind of awesome. Maybe I can start writing to badfic authors and saying the same thing!

*ponders*

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-03 07:08 am UTC (link)
ICON!

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-02-03 07:09 am UTC (link)
Smiling zombie clown! Eeek!!!

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-03 07:15 am UTC (link)
I read that on ffrants and just sort of boggled for about five minutes.

I mean...it's kinda creepy. It's like the pairing police or something. Gah. o.o

I'm glad my fandoms are small. I'm glad my fandoms are small. I'm glad...

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[info]sneer
2005-02-03 07:25 am UTC (link)
That is fucking scary.

The poorly-spoofed ff.net Overlord post did make me laugh hysterically, though.

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[info]silrana
2005-02-03 07:25 am UTC (link)
What makes this really hilarious is that the 'true' canon would be Achilles/Patroclus. Cousin... *right*

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[info]senor_pinata
2005-02-03 07:26 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure that's only one reviewer. Maybe just a few.

Daaaaamn. Someone needs Ritalin BAD.

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[info]plazmah
2005-02-03 07:31 am UTC (link)
Gotta love the insane fangirls. "Give me my OTP or give me death!" *shakes head*

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There are no words...
[info]darkrose
2005-02-03 07:32 am UTC (link)
HEY stop writting the next chapter coz' im STUCK OVER CRAZY BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID STORY! how can you make a DOLL funfiction! i hate you! DUH! TROY IS BRISEIS AND ACHILLES FANFICTION NOT ANDROMACHE AND ACHILLES! DUH! i hate your stupid story it suckz, i thought this was Achilles and Briseis that why i read it but then it wasnt! if you want to gain more and have nice readers BETA think twice! change it and make Andromache and BRiseis! just a comments for your sucess!

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Re: There are no words... - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 12:24 pm UTC
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[info]isobelsomething
2005-02-03 07:35 am UTC (link)
Achilles and Briseis? Bitch, please.

Like [info]silrana said, there's more textual support for Achilles/Patroclus than Achilles/Briseis. Hell, there's more movie support for Achilles/Patroclus.

Mm... Patroclus.

Excuse me a minute.

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SetSarcasm=heavy
[info]cathowl
2005-02-03 08:49 am UTC (link)
I like the story and the writting, but it's just...wrong, he killed her husband it goes against all the rules.

Right. Because there are strict and important rules for writing fanfiction.
They're posted on a website only the smart and talented writers have access to, and the unwashed masses aren't allowed to look at them, we're only told when we break one.

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Re: SetSarcasm=heavy - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-03 02:40 pm UTC
Re: SetSarcasm=heavy - (Anonymous), 2005-02-03 02:45 pm UTC
SetSarcasm=heavy - (ME TOO!) - [info]narcissam, 2005-02-03 05:10 pm UTC
Re: SetSarcasm=heavy - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-03 10:15 pm UTC

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Re: SetSarcasm=heavy - kroki_refur, 2005-02-04 10:45 am UTC
Sliding off-topic for a second - [info]nonny_mouse, 2005-02-04 09:08 pm UTC

[info]gloria_mundi
2005-02-03 09:23 am UTC (link)
How come my fics never attract the loonies?

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-02-03 09:51 am UTC (link)
I like how "Fanfiction.net" has a Hotmail account and can't spell.

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Comment deleted/reposted to fix mistake - [info]cathowl, 2005-02-03 11:48 am UTC
Icon! - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-02-03 03:07 pm UTC
More icon love! - [info]chaoscheebs, 2005-02-04 01:47 am UTC
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[info]kalika_maxwell
2005-02-03 09:59 am UTC (link)
Oh god not the rabid one-OTP-only fangirls. I loathe the ones who email you to ask something like 'is this story going to be about my OTP? I just want to make sure it's going to be about my OTP.' Newsflash; I'm trying something new called 'plot'. It comes before romance. Also, no, it's not going to be about your OTP. I got disgusted after fifty demands for it.

I'm a bit of a bitch when it comes to people who can't see past their OTP. I personally collect OTPs so I have more fun than everybody else, including those naggers there.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-02-03 12:40 pm UTC (link)
From [info]sarajayechan:

WTF INTERNET?!

Yeah. That.

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[info]notjo
2005-02-03 01:13 pm UTC (link)
I-- but-- I---

(I will not wank about how horrible Troy was. I will not wank about how horrible Troy was. I certainly won't mention that the entire freaking movie was a freaking fanfiction and the little fangirls who have fallen in love with freaking Achilles are insane and roar! I'm gonna randomly roar in this post now. Roar! Roar!)

Yeah, anyway. I'm gonna go over *here* now.

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[info]mael
2005-02-03 02:21 pm UTC (link)
You know what? The only sacred pairing is Achilles/PATROCLUS.

And I know that's true because Plato, Aeschines, Aeschilus, Shakespeare AND Oliver Stone are here to back me up. SO THERE. That's more authorial validation than you lot can shake your boobies at.

... oh, but we're talking about *TROY*. Oops. Carry on then, keep bitchin' and please choke on your own bile kthnx.

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[info]wolfychan
2005-02-03 03:41 pm UTC (link)
I'm just glad to see that FF.net has instituted a Mandatory Standard Pairing policy. It was such a mess, all these authors going around and writing whatever the hell they wanted to write with no concern for the Right and Proper.

Within a month they hope to phase in a new Plot Standardisation Process which will ensure that all FF.net stories are actually similar rewordings of the same 4 plots.

Oh, wait...

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[info]coffee_mug
2005-02-03 04:23 pm UTC (link)
The Pairing Patrol should hit the Harry Potter fandom sometimes. I'd like to see them deal with the catsex rarepairs and what not.

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[info]ahiru
2005-02-03 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Apparently some people reeeally need to take their meds before checking ff.net. And if they had to be batshit insane about a pairing you'd think they could've at least picked a better one to be batshit about. Achilles/Briseis just seems like a waste of crazy.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-03 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2005-02-04 03:49 pm UTC
This reminds me of a true story involving Doris Day
[info]mouseybrown
2005-02-03 04:44 pm UTC (link)
I don't understand. Why is it that the people who hate the fic, have nevertheless chosen to read all 7 chapters of it?

It's like the British Baptist couple who bought a DVD from a supermarket thinking it was Doris Day's Pillow Talk, only to discover it was actually a hard core Italian porn film in a Pillow Talk boss and who, despite being disgusted by the big, bouncing Italian breasts that hit the screen within the first 5 minutes, nevertheless decided to watch the whole thing until the end because they were too disgusted to eject it (or maybe because they were hoping Doris Day would actually show up in it).

(I've been wanting to recount that story for a while now)

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Re: This reminds me of a true story involving Doris Day - [info]msmanna, 2005-02-03 05:05 pm UTC
Doris Dog goes over to Rock Tree and...she PIDDLES on him! - [info]phosfate, 2005-02-03 05:12 pm UTC
Re: Doris Dog goes over to Rock Tree and...she PIDDLES on him! - [info]silrana, 2005-02-03 06:35 pm UTC
Re: Doris Dog goes over to Rock Tree and...she PIDDLES on him! - [info]puipui, 2005-02-03 09:40 pm UTC
Re: This reminds me of a true story involving Doris Day - [info]chopperbetty, 2005-02-04 12:54 am UTC
Re: This reminds me of a true story involving Doris Day - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2005-02-05 12:51 am UTC
Re: This reminds me of a true story involving Doris Day - [info]chopperbetty, 2005-02-07 01:37 am UTC

[info]narcissam
2005-02-03 05:11 pm UTC (link)
My inner classics geek feels compelled to point out that it was Achilles's *son* who bedded Andromache.

NM

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(no subject) - [info]mael, 2005-02-03 05:18 pm UTC
*sneakily tries to bring HP fandom into the wankfest* - [info]darkrose, 2005-02-04 02:56 am UTC
Re: *sneakily tries to bring HP fandom into the wankfest* - (Anonymous), 2005-02-04 03:06 am UTC
Re: *sneakily tries to bring HP fandom into the wankfest* - [info]mael, 2005-02-04 04:01 am UTC
Re: *sneakily tries to bring HP fandom into the wankfest* - [info]bakunina, 2005-02-09 01:06 am UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-02-03 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I just ranted about this. Huh.

Also, that person or persons? Is crazy. And so not in the good way.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-02-03 07:55 pm UTC
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[info]mister_terrific
2005-02-03 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Just wondering if the Countess weighed in on this one. :)

Mister Terrific
Stirrer of Shit

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[info]alina_kalime
2005-02-03 05:51 pm UTC (link)
O.o *boggle*

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