Troy Fanfic Wank Like Woah
Found via fanficrants on livejournal. Thanks, lonely_t.

Scooby176 posts a Troy fanfic called Passion. It's pretty unremarkable in most respects... only thing that stands out is that it pairs Achilles with Andromache. But that's okay, right? I mean, in a fandom with that much Pretteh, anything that moves is going to be paired with anything else that moves... people who like the pairing will read it, people who don't, won't...

Oh, if only it worked that way.

Enter the Angry Reviewers

My favourite is this one, from page three:

Fanfiction.net (Fanfiction@hotmail.com)
Warning: We read your story and your reviews, and the reviews are all bad, why does your reader hate your story? please give them what they want or will delete your story. They are right, Achilles and Briseis should be together thats why we made a place for TROY fanfiction! pleae change or will delete your account!! We will be waiting for the changes after a week and if you dont we have no choice but only to delete this. For more questions...please go to our email address.

None of the others approach quite that level of batshit, but they are most amusing all the same.

fanficrants wtf's here.