The wank that just keeps on wanking
Everyone remember this fanficrants wank? It ain't over yet.

Most of you in the Suikoden fandom have to be aware by now of the metawank going on between a handful of fanfiction authors (mostly K'Arthur and Straya, since they left some reviews she didn't like a year ago) and an author who goes by the name of Iztayul Tepes on ff.net. She has tried repeatedly to TOS the Livejournal community Suikosnark for "copyright infringement" because they're quoting parts of her fanfiction in their reports. Though really, my guess is because she thinks they're just like those mean girls in high school.**

She claims that the authors in question are nothing more than dirty, dirty Suethors. In fact, she leaves reports on marysues and trolls fanficrants under at least two different account names in order to get her point across. Or something.

Anyway, she's now siccing the intarweb lawyers on one of the writers, K'Arthur.

The wanky part? The lawyers are sockpuppets.

More insanity idiocy in the email below.



Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 06:12:04 -0800 (PST)
From: Konami Legal Department <konami_legal@yahoo.com>
Subject: Copyright Violation
To: admin@karthurville.com


Dear Sir or Madam:
On behalf of Konami of America, I am asking you to CEASE AND DECIST using any and
all images, names and other intellectual property of my employer on your website
www.karthurville.com We find the "fanfiction" and "fan art" objectionable and the
webmaster's taste in their portrayal disgusting.

We have tried to contact the webmaster of said site, but she has refused our request
to stop using our material. Therefor, we are holding you, the administrator of the
site in question legally liable for any copyright infrigement.

My client and I expect your full cooperation or we will pursue costly legal action
against you. The content must be removed by midnight, February 9th.

Thank you
Konami of America
Legal Department


I could not make this shit up if I tried. Enjoy.

**Any similarity to Snacky's Law is quoted for parody according to fair use OMG dun sue me purely coincidental.