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Tangle of Toy ([info]funkyhelix) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-07 11:27:00
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tiny wank in the big ocean

Oceans 11/12 is a small fandom, and so small wank. Stop spamming my friends list! I just can't take it anymore!

And also, only my ship makes sense, yours doesn't, and you're ageist because Clooney is the hawt. (Complete with a fake cut back to the poster's personal journal for commenting)

Really, I'm laying out this wank like a funnel spider, hoping to trip some more fen into the fandom. Eleven handsome men. *tempts*


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[info]onetrickpony
2005-02-07 06:45 pm UTC (link)
George Clooney? But he looks fifty! Is he fifty?

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[info]dommichan
2005-02-07 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Only from the neck...up.

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[info]deejay435
2005-02-07 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Who cares? Mmmmmm. Fifty. Fifty is yummy sometimes.


(And quite honestly, I've just been dying to use this icon.)

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(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2005-02-07 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dommichan, 2005-02-07 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2005-02-07 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dommichan, 2005-02-07 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2005-02-07 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dommichan, 2005-02-07 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2005-02-08 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dommichan, 2005-02-08 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-02-08 02:10 am UTC
Right, Chief!
[info]mouseybrown
2005-02-07 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Penfold love!!!!!!!!!

That is all.

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[info]dommichan
2005-02-07 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Fanfic? Pah! I'm still squeeing over the insanely awesome capoeira break-in scene with Vincent Cassell!

*squee!*

Oh, and am I supposed to feel bad for the headachey chick? Because I get headaches all the time, and yet do not yell at people in communities I belong to. Or she could, just, you know change her default view to not have comminities. I'm just sayin'.

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[info]kijikun
2005-02-07 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Gambit!

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(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2005-02-07 08:55 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-02-08 02:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-02-08 03:16 am UTC

[info]birdyexmachina
2005-02-08 12:27 pm UTC (link)
Fanfic? Pah! I'm still squeeing over the insanely awesome capoeira break-in scene with Vincent Cassell!

That? Was worth the price of admission, easy. Mmm...flexible.

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(no subject) - [info]dommichan, 2005-02-08 08:34 pm UTC

[info]mouseybrown
2005-02-07 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I do now know why Monica Bellucci married Vincent Cassel. And how he survived being married TO her.

Wait. Isn't Vincent now doing the Dirk Diggler with Brad's ex-Mrs? Because, if so - damn, Jen has now officially had more than her fair share of hot male bodies to play with.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-02-07 10:32 pm UTC (link)
No, they were in a movie together but that's pretty much it.

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(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-02-08 07:29 pm UTC

[info]kenovay
2005-02-07 08:00 pm UTC (link)
*trips* thank you so much for letting me know there was a fandom. *loves on*

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[info]sahz
2005-02-08 05:12 pm UTC (link)
for such a small fandom there's some pretty wicked fics... most of them you can find from the comm linked here

sadly lacking in Basher/Rusty tho :(

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cicer
2005-02-07 10:15 pm UTC (link)
*eyeroll* She has headaches! And mood swings and crying jags! She needs to see a doctor! Quick, someone feel sorry for her! And while you're at it, call the waaambulance.

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[info]iczer6
2005-02-08 04:45 am UTC (link)
Don't forget it's late! And she's up!

Of course she's awake enough to whine and moan but seems unable to realize that she can sign off and go to bed.

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[info]rachel_04
2005-02-07 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I am missing something here. Why do people get so wanky over fictional characters? Can't everyone just have their own OTP and be happy with that? Someone else wrote the characters so if you are going to take them and pair them, and someone else takes them and pairs them with someone else, how can you really take offense? It's not as if you created them in the first place.

Oh wait...that's using earth logic. My bad.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-08 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I'm so lost. What's OTP? ._.

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(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2005-02-08 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-09 12:36 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-08 12:11 am UTC (link)
and the latter makes. no. sense. It's like "Let's take the two pretty guys and randomly smoosh them together, yay!"

What are you, new? Have you, like, read large amounts of slash before? Because I'm not seeing a whole lot of Real World Logic in what I'm reading.

Then again, that's probably because I mainly read and write RPS. About politicians/media people. And half of them are Republicans. (C'mon! You know Rick Santorum is just repressing his homosexual tendencies!)

"Hot" does not automatically equal "fucking."

Dear Kielle,

Meet the LOTR fandom. Observe the LOTR fandom. Read the LOTR slash.

...

Has your brain exploded yet?

Love,

Belle the Anonymouse

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[info]squib
2005-02-08 01:43 am UTC (link)
Where can I find this political RPS?? (I've got a political fic comm on LJ, you're welcome to post there if you'd like...)

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[info]mindset
2005-02-08 05:54 am UTC (link)
Anonymouse-Belle darling....

kielle = _redpanda_

She ain't particularly new, especially to LOTR or slash. ;)

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[info]msmanna
2005-02-08 12:16 am UTC (link)
And also, only my ship makes sense, yours doesn't, and you're ageist because Clooney is the hawt.

I'm saying this here because otherwise I'd be tempted to post it on the woman's LJ:

You are slashing *Danny*, happily married to the woman he spent the whole of Ocean's Eleven trying to win, with *Rusty*, who spends the whole of Ocean's Twelve stalking trying to get back together with his ex, AND YOU ARE CALLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIPS UNSUPPORTED BY CANON?

I'm rolling my eyes so hard I can see right down my optic nerve to my visual fucking cortex.

I have no problem with people shipping whoever the hell they like, even the ships that make no sense to me whatsoever like Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom Jack Sparrow/Will Turner. But shipping stuff like that and *then* complaining about other people's pairing preferences actually ticks me off.

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[info]plazmah
2005-02-08 05:45 am UTC (link)
I'm rolling my eyes so hard I can see right down my optic nerve to my visual fucking cortex.

Oh god, I think you've killed me with humour!

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[info]msmanna
2005-02-08 12:25 am UTC (link)
And now I noticed there were actually two bits to this post...

Stop spamming my friends list!

I'm with kerfect on that one. I think that 'spam' is a pretty good term for it. A bunch of bits of fic that you post to a community one after the other because you can't be bothered to finish the story, edit it and post it, aren't 'a drabble series', they're a bunch of bits of fic that you posted to a community one after the other because you couldn't be bothered to finish the whole story, edit it and post it. No, not even if you wrote one from the point of view of every character.

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(no subject) - [info]janegraddell, 2005-02-08 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-02-08 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2005-02-08 02:39 am UTC

[info]pipssister
2005-02-08 04:32 am UTC (link)
Not related... damn, that icon is mesmerizing. I keep waiting for Matt Damon's head to just explode from the pressure.

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(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2005-02-08 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2005-02-08 07:00 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-08 06:34 am UTC (link)
Pfft! I really can't get how anybody could see any slash vibes in that film AT ALL. Danny and Rusty are probably two of the straightest characters I've ever seen onscreen. Slashers really do take things too far sometimes.

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(no subject) - [info]stubbleglitter, 2005-02-08 08:24 pm UTC

[info]sahz
2005-02-08 05:14 pm UTC (link)
*ships Rusty/Basher*

that's pretty much all I wanted to say

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[info]greenling
2005-02-08 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Dude. Ocean's Eleven has a sequel AND a fandom.

I can die happy now.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-09 07:33 pm UTC

  
   
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