Cho Chang: Whore of Babylon
Apparently, Mugglenet reported the rumor that there was gonna be some hanky panky in Goblet of Fire: Canon Killing Scourge of Light and Waffles. The rumor said Harry and Cho would share a kiss as would Hermione and Krum. There was also the tale of the floozy flirty mermaid. I don't know how to link to the MN messageboards because they appear as popups, so c/p it is.

And people get upset. Mixed in amongst the shrieking canon police and shipper fantasies are some shits and giggles.

then they might have to make pg-13 because cho is cheating on cedric. we dont kissing and cheating in a pg movie right? We do! We do!

OMG!!! This is a Harry Potter movie, not the Harry Potter porn show. and god what is wrong with the directors, they get worse and worse, this is not a SEX APPEAL MOVIE, Awwwwwww!

IF THIS IS TRUE I AM GOING TO BE SO MAD! I HATTE CHO!! what the heck is Newell doing??? The HP books are not filled of sex-crazed teenagers making out with mermaids and girls and russian boys! AGGH!! They're filled with the sweet sweet sound of squid lovin'.

this is SOO scary! Soooo, someone's concealing a uvula ring? That would be scary. Especially if it gets tangled on Harry's tongue piercing.

Ugh. Why must they insist upon desecrating the books? It's to be expected, I suppose. Never did like the movies much anyway. (Although if Snape kissed Hermione, I'd be the absolute last to complain!) Um.

The producers should really think about toning down some of the "raging hormone" stuff before alienating half their audience. The kids are 14, not 17! I think that alienated half would be quickly replaced by a breathless three quarters.

I don't know, it's fine with me, but it is a bit weird because Cedric doesn't die till the end... so Cho would be more like a "woman whose livelihood defies the laws of morality"



And yet ANOTHER reason to hate the movies - Cedric/Cho reigns supreme in GoF! Those bloody idiots! Do they even READ the books!? What's next, a Bill/Fleur sex scene?! I wouldn't be surprised! I can't BELIEVE J.K. just stands by and lets them ruin her fabulous books like this! For cryin' out loud! I know it's just a rumor, nothing to get worked up about, but still... Good job on not getting worked up. And I'm with you on Bill/Fleur.

Katie is not right for the part of cho chang! She shouldnt be kissing daniel ever! I bet I know who she thinks would be perfect to play Cho.

And plus I Don't like cho at all! I'm only going to see the movie for the action, and the triwizard tournament!I't made me so made when cho kissed harry in the fifth book i didn't read it for a month!.(shows how emotional i am dosen't it!)and if this is true i am going to throw my shoe at the screen (not literally:) ) All I have to say is WHY?!!!!!
besides i belive it is a total rumor! :) Okay.

Isn't anything with a mermaid considered *ahem*, beastiality? Not only is it provocative, but it's inter-species, and you no we have a lot of issues with things like that already. I don't blame Warner Bros. Well, maybe I'm a little upset about their tacky, tastless flatulence and fecal humor being slipped into their kid's movies all the time. While they permiss this kind of bile in PG films, my eight- year-old son gets detention for bringing fake dog poo to class. WTF? WTF indeed.

OMG! what with all the kissing! that DARN DIRECTOR! think about the younger fans! it's not going to be in the family/kids section in movie stores anymore!!!! NOW IS IT! *sigh* Okay. For the record, exactly which part of Harry's body do you think Cho is going to kiss?



I sooo can't believe that! My brother loves watching Harry Potter and... well lots of little kids from age3 loves it too!! and if they start kissing and "hotting it up!" I don't think it will be very popular to little kid's parents!!! You can't believe that they're not kissing?

Thank God indeed. STUPID Cho Chang and STUPID rumors. and I hate Cho Chang. Yeah she kisses him in OOTP but at least there won't be two kisses..

"hotting up the films" eurgh that sounds so sleazy. It will put all the fans right off.

the whole thing waspainfully illogical.MENTALLY INCOMPETENT even!! except it wasn't realy!

Hermione is NOT a slut! Yeah!

you shall all parish soon! world domination. stupid britains! Ha ha ha ha ha!

I can't stand Cho! Her character needs Zoloft or something because all she can do is be down and cry all the time. Hmmm, she must be emo.

HURRAY!!!! I hate cho shes a well i cant say it on the internet! yah your right (Charlie) why do they complicated sentences??? I had a heart attack when I heard the rumor lol Let me guess, your cat ran accross the keyboard.

Then there's some fluff about people impersonating turtles on the board. Okay!

And finally some level headed thinking shows up. I really just want to see them put some Dumbledore-McGonagall romance in there, or maybe some Snape-Sprout action.