circumstance
2005-02-13 01:39 am UTC (link)

There comes a time when going to the set isn't about "Wow, I just saw Josh or George or Leonardo!" It is the time when everything you worked towards, dreamed of, what others said would never happen does. It is the time when your car, the couch, or what place you dwell isn't home. When "being famous" isn't the dream or meeting someone famous or marrying someone "FAMOUS". It is the time when you are grown up, have matured in your craft. The days that you go to a set, no matter what city or show and see your "friends" not "celebrities". That set is your home, those "celebrities/FRIENDS" are your family. It is when you never have to look back and think you settled, no regrets on your career path and what you went through to get there, no wondering...what if? It is the time when it doesn't matter how deep the water is and if you know how to swim. You take the risk and you jump. Then, that day and time, you truly know yourself within, who is willing to throw you a line in case you need to hold on for a bit (who your friends are), when some people change, when you change. It doesn't matter who I am the daughter of, as long as I know. It doesn't matter what others think, but what I think. So, get a life, or enjoy the one you have. Only one shot and might as well reach far, than wonder how far you could have.

GOD, I adore the Countess's brand of crazy.

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	(Anonymous) 2005-02-13 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Holy-!!! Poor Josh Duhamel. (Reply to this)(Parent)

Anonymous tip-off!
(Anonymous)
2005-02-13 01:43 am UTC (link)

A routine sporking on GAFF goes haywire when an archive administrator (not even the one from whose archive the fic in question was linked) shows up and begins to spooge all over the place, culminating in every link to Open Scrolls Archive from GAFF leading to a little shiny page informing the surfer that they have been banned from OSA for "suspicious of having unfairly critisized an author" for a period of a week. It's delicious. (http://godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11530&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

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	iris 2005-02-13 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I feel sorry for the dead horse in this chick's basement. (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2005-02-13 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Her again? She won't rest till she's trolled every fandom-related comm, will she? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2005-02-13 04:21 am UTC (link)
	hopes she tries trolling antiyaoi** (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarajayechan 2005-02-13 04:22 am UTC (link)
	XD That'd be amusing. Antiyaoi's had enough wank as it is...wank plus wank equals ~~best funny ever~~ explosion. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-02-13 05:10 am UTC (link)
	If she does, we'll go from needing tissues to towels for all the wankage.... LOL. - `Straya (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tyraarane_ 2005-02-13 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, she's like the Energizer Bunny. On steroids. She just keeps wanking and wanking and... (Reply to this)

	snowevingerhut 2005-02-13 03:03 am UTC (link)
	If zexenfan needs a pacifier, she's more than welcome to choke on my cock. ^^ P.S. Enter the fandom for the awesome games and story, not the troll. Although if it's the troll that leads you into the fandom, then I must give thanks to the troll :D (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kalicephirot 2005-02-13 03:05 am UTC (link)
	She's leading me into it, don't worry :p. 'Sides, a friend of mine really likes it, so I've been curious. The troll just makes me want to know more, so I'll have to check about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-02-13 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Careful what you wish for, bro; when women start to choke, their jaws usually lose all control. That means she could bite down. :( - Superbus. Thanks, Iris! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-02-13 03:49 am UTC (link)
	I should probably be keeping some kind of running tally, scoreboard like deal here... Number of times F_W'ed, number of sockpuppets, number of comms trolled, etc etc. :P - `Straya (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kalicephirot 2005-02-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
	So far I know suikosnark, fanficrants, antifangirls and marysues. :P Maybe she'll get a JF to wank about? :p And F_W'ed, I think this is her fourth one, also. Let's give her a chance, maybe she wants to reach the Countess or Crystal's wanks :p (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-02-13 08:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh, and, while I'm on it... Countess wank! It's old wank, probably dead wank, but it's Countess wank and it's amusing. It's also about CSI: Las Vegas, I think. Under all the wank... Uh...probably not. Since it's on a Josh Duhamel board, it's probably about the show Las Vegas, in which Josh stars. That's an entirely different show (and network) from CSI: Las Vegas. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ichigatsu 2005-02-13 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for clarifying, anonymouse. And here I was going crazy trying to place the countess in the CSI pilot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kalicephirot 2005-02-13 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	My mistake, sorry ^^u. goes to edit (Reply to this)(Parent)

gal_montag
2005-02-13 11:34 am UTC (link)

Wow, the Countess is making friends *everywhere*.

Who the hell is this Countess Justine Baker and why is she on Josh's site talking about herself? This is getting obnoxious already! If you are such hot shit why do you feel the need to constantly try to sell yourself on a site where noone cares about you?! Get a life and get off of this message board so it can be used for what it's intended for - Josh, NOT YOU!!!

Snap, son.

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	jrs1980 2005-02-13 11:49 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, really. I mean, she should just make her own message board that's all about h... Never mind.[/litella] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shinigami_co 2005-02-13 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Y'know, I went to that suikosnark comm to see what all the fuss is about, and unless the bulk of their posts are flocked, uh...there's only fifteen posts in the entire comm. How in God's name someone is able to wank THIS HARD over a comm that hasn't posted anything in weeks is beyond me. And Countess's brand of batshit insane is always lovely to wake up to. :3 (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-02-14 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Most of it has been f-locked because of this nutjob. (Reply to this)(Parent)