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aerobot ([info]aerobot) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-13 22:30:00


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Current mood:Amazed

My first wank! Uh yay. It's kinda small.

It all starts when someone posts a picture of Drew Barrimore over at Ohnoyoudidn't. Oh look! A photoshop circle highlight! It looks like an innocent shadow ... or is it?

No, people, for it is FEMALE BODY HAIR!

GASP!

Apart from the geneal 'ew yuck!' comments, there is also!:

Burly mountain women!

Women fart rainbows and kittens!

Bra burning is SO 70's!

Femenism is teh suck!

This isn't France or a hippie commune!

Lame femenists can stop making excuses! Hair is gross on chicks!

Apart from the amazing shallowness and sexism, the wank is only a few pages. Still good for headesking, though.




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[info]onetrickpony
2005-02-13 03:56 pm UTC (link)
I am surprised people are shocked by this. I've seen other older pictures of her with armpit hair before. I think it's something she does pretty regularly.

More like, something she doesn't do pretty regularly! Ahahahaha... okay, I'll shut up now.


Also, insects, animals and small children have been known to get lost in my armpit hair. More power to the burly mountain women, says I!

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tourette
2005-02-13 04:46 pm UTC (link)
As was mentioned on Metaquotes, that's obviously "hair" in the singular.

Anyway, they should see my armpits. And my legs. Both of which I think look better with hair, as opposed to stubble and cuts (or that plucked-chicken look, which I seemed to get every time I shaved under my arms :( )

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[info]xero_sky
2005-02-13 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Go shave your armpits obsessively & get date raped since the "lame femenists" don't do shit.

O...kay.

I'm sure there's an important safety tip in there somewhere, but I'm not quite seeing it.

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Safety tips I gleaned from this quote: - [info]teratologist, 2005-02-13 05:14 pm UTC
Re: Safety tips I gleaned from this quote: - chief, 2005-02-13 05:58 pm UTC
Re: Safety tips I gleaned from this quote: - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-13 06:19 pm UTC
Re: Safety tips I gleaned from this quote: - chief, 2005-02-13 09:05 pm UTC
Re: Safety tips I gleaned from this quote: - [info]itscaresmyid, 2005-02-13 06:22 pm UTC
Re: Safety tips I gleaned from this quote: - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mutsuki, 2005-02-13 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - chief, 2005-02-13 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 04:51 am UTC

[info]redjackcash
2005-02-13 06:31 pm UTC (link)
I am letting out a haggard and well-practiced sigh of disappointment with humanity.

Dude, who the fuck really cares? It's not unhygenic if you keep it clean, these bitches are just too superficial to let it go.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-13 06:33 pm UTC (link)
As a French, I'm really intrigued by the comment: Bitch, shave that shit and put on a bra. We aren't in France or on a hippie commune.
Does she think we don't wear any bras in France? Or that we don't shave? Or that we're all hippies? Or all three?
War-hating non-shaving bra-burning French hippies?

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-02-13 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-02-14 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]poconell, 2005-02-13 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 09:03 pm UTC
The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]singe, 2005-02-13 09:23 pm UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]cleolinda, 2005-02-13 09:52 pm UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]singe, 2005-02-13 11:52 pm UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]cleolinda, 2005-02-14 12:00 am UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]jocondite, 2005-02-14 07:02 am UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]suzycat, 2005-02-14 07:41 am UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]singe, 2005-02-14 07:25 am UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]kookaburra, 2005-02-15 01:54 am UTC
Epilady from HELL - [info]singe, 2005-02-15 04:15 am UTC
Re: Epilady from HELL - [info]kookaburra, 2005-02-16 07:59 am UTC
Re: Epilady from HELL - [info]singe, 2005-02-16 10:34 am UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 12:35 am UTC
Re: The shit I find in my brain astounds me. - [info]singe, 2005-02-14 07:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-02-13 11:00 pm UTC
Well, <i>shit!</i> You're on to me. - [info]poconell, 2005-02-14 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kicklecubicle, 2005-02-13 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-14 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-14 02:39 am UTC
i still don't get it - [info]dana, 2005-02-14 11:48 am UTC
Re: i still don't get it - [info]smo, 2005-02-14 11:17 pm UTC
Re: i still don't get it - [info]crickets, 2005-02-15 07:07 am UTC
Captain Overshare strikes again! - [info]smo, 2005-02-15 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 10:44 pm UTC

[info]semtex
2005-02-13 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Now I simply must fashion an icon about farting raindows and kittens.

(& all this time I thought it was *fragrant rose petals* silly little moi!)

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[info]bloody_vixen
2005-02-13 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I still have some hair left...I guess I'm not qualified to be a hippie.

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[info]snacky
2005-02-13 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Whoo! I see conuly in there!

::drinks::

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-02-13 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-14 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-02-14 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-14 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 08:12 am UTC

[info]kinneas
2005-02-13 07:53 pm UTC (link)
On the flip side, what if I shave every few days just because I don't like the FEEL? And I wear underwire because it makes my rack look nice and I like that?

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(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2005-02-13 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-02-13 08:15 pm UTC

[info]mydocuments
2005-02-13 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I'm just a strange kid, but when I saw that picture, I didn't think "Ewwww! Disgusting!" I thought "Wow, that's gotta itch like a mofo. ::Scratch scratch::" Which basically boils down to why I shave, it itches if I don't. And to me, there's nothing more lovely feeling than sliding in between clean sheets with freshly shaven legs.

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(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-13 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydocuments, 2005-02-13 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 10:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-13 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-02-13 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-13 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-02-15 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-02-13 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydocuments, 2005-02-13 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2005-02-14 11:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zing_och, 2005-02-13 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-14 02:58 am UTC

[info]platedlizard
2005-02-13 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm, I shave my armpits but not my legs. I really dislike the numb feeling I get the few times I do shave my legs, like someone has applied ice to my skin from the knee down. I mostly wear jeans, any ways, so I don't care what my legs look like. I'm a brunett, too, so when I wear shorts my hairs are nicely visible! Strangely enough, no one has commented on it. Ever.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-13 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2005-02-13 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kicklecubicle, 2005-02-13 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-14 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-02-14 06:15 am UTC
Probably missed boat here but.... - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2005-02-14 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2005-02-14 12:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-02-14 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]majinkarp, 2005-02-15 08:43 am UTC

[info]annaham
2005-02-13 10:10 pm UTC (link)
I just LOVE how some of the girls in that wank are all, "feminism is SO OVER!"

Riiiiight.

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(no subject) - chief, 2005-02-14 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2005-02-14 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-02-14 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-02-14 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfling, 2005-02-15 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyn, 2005-02-15 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-14 02:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2005-02-14 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-02-14 04:54 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-13 10:19 pm UTC (link)
I shave because it gets itchy, and sometimes I like the feeling of smoothness.

But because I'm generally pretty lazy about it... it happens only occasionally. And being asian (so not much body hair) helps too. Heehee.

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[info]kijikun
2005-02-13 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I'd love not to be able to shave my legs. But unless I want to be able to braid my leg hair in a weeks time.....

errr...sorry tmi.

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(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2005-02-13 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-02-15 07:01 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-13 11:19 pm UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/fanficrants/476870.html
Started as a rant on how being an English major does not a better fic writer make and has turned into an "English is a worthless major" fest which has, understandably, offended some English majors.

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[info]sogrammatical
2005-02-13 11:23 pm UTC (link)
I'm just too damn lazy to shave.

Especially in the morning when I ususally take my shower. "Hmmm, fumble around for soap and razor, or just stand under hot water like a zombie? ... Zombie it is! Mmmmmbrains."

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(no subject) - [info]circumstance, 2005-02-14 12:07 am UTC
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[info]kalika_maxwell
2005-02-13 11:51 pm UTC (link)
During winter in Québec, this thin layer of hair on your legs can save your life! I don't shave unless I plan to wear shorts or go swimming or something. It's a waste of time. -_-


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[info]gal_montag
2005-02-14 02:54 am UTC (link)
What the fuck does body hair have to do with being a feminist?

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-14 03:00 am UTC (link)
The first thing I thought when I saw this wank was "Bitmap! WTF!? I thought they went out with the 90s!"? I say they should be posting that to the comm.

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[info]sanguinary
2005-02-14 03:57 am UTC (link)
Maybe the lady waxes instead of shaving. In that case, you kinda need to let the hair grow back before you take another stab at it.

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[info]linzee
2005-02-14 04:17 am UTC (link)
*points at my icon* Rob is saying it all. He really is. And he's saying it while wearing purple nailpolish, which combined with the rampant gender-role rigidity in this post amuses me a bit.

blah blah blah, burning your bra went out a long time ago.

Especially since if you don't remember to take off your bra before burning it, the armpit hair will catch fire.

The stupid hurts me so very badly, and I shave almost daily (it itches, man, and it takes me about a grand total of two minutes anyway) But then, I find hairy armpits/chests/legs/backs on guys to be equally gross, if not moreso, than girl-hair, so meh.

Linzee

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Not Alone - (Anonymous), 2005-02-14 07:01 am UTC
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rachelthedemon
2005-02-14 04:59 am UTC (link)
I only shave when the clothes I'm wearing are actually going to show the hair (tanks, shorts, etc.) Otherwise I'm a lazy bitch who really couldn't give a damn. Although I do shave my pits more often for hygiene reasons; I can't use anti-perspirant because I'm allergic, and my deodorant tends not to be as effective when my hair is thick.

I still have no clue what body hair has to do with feminism, though.

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[info]blue_linnet
2005-02-14 07:44 am UTC (link)
Meh, I don't understand the 'gross' thing. To me, shaving is along the lines of wearing makeup. It certainly does make one look more socially attractive, and I would do if I were dressing up. But these people seem to equate it with showering or combing one's hair. I mean, if it's 'gross' and 'unhygienic' for women not to shave..well, men have hair too, yes?

Whenever this topic comes up many people talk about how they shave for themselves and not for men's approval, which is fine, but personally I hate shaving and would never do it if nobody cared, but I have pale skin and black hair so that would not go over so well. So yes, there is social pressure there.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-02-14 08:27 am UTC (link)
Wow, that's just silly. I don't shave my legs, but I shave my pits. Since it's really cold here right now and I am an idiot who doesn't know how to shave my legs without cutting myself badly, I tend to do it once every couple of months or so to keep the bloodloss at a minimum.

Are they gonna call me a feminist too? [snickers]

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[info]marlo
2005-02-14 08:26 pm UTC (link)
I don't shave because my boyfriend likes body hair.

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