God rest ye merry English Majors, let nothing you dismay...
Aaah, fanficrants, pit of rambles and general unholiness, how good to be able to time my watch after your daily wank explosions!

sakuracorr posts a seemingly innocent rant on English Majors and their annoying tendency to get on their high horse and declare their superiority to all the puny little authors who've not undertaken any explicity literature studies. Because, alas, they are the English Majors, and theirs is the right claim to the One True Authorship, bless'em.

All pink'n'pretty, until tomakobriefs mentions how, really, English is a silly thing to major in.

Cue for general indignation, reports on what does and does not matter when applying for a job, and the (so the simkin-mouse predicts) soon-to-be classic, "Your icon is ugly".

I say, how can you not enjoy it? Go, my prettehs, laugh your merry hearts out. Also, the mousey's first wank, so I'm a bit confuzed on the netiquette -- do I get to smoke my cigar now? Forget the cigar, someone hit me over the head with the HTML manual.