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buttercat ([info]buttercat) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-14 15:17:00


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It had to happen.
Sesslerwank Ahoy

Not as sticky as the last one (yet) but we'll see where it goes. Right now it's only a little circle jerk. Here we go.

In the thread about her self published book, Adele defends her vanity press decision by saying, "For the past few years people have been asking for me to get it in print so they could read it easier, as not many people like to read it online."

Someone calling themselves Charity shows up and calls her on it, saying that people have been asking Adele for years if they could jsut print the damned thing themselves, and she keeps shooting them down. She says she doesn't care what Adele does with her money or anyone else's, but Adele's argument doesn't make sense. She also says she's from (GASP!) F_W. One of our own, and we don't know you? Charity, step up.

"Skip" tries to snark that Charity's user name isn't very accurate. Boring.

Spools points out that Charity is not "rabid" and therefore should not be hated.

Adele replies. Printing paper, ink, and the cost of electricity to run a printer is too expensive for people, so instead they can buy the book. Also, Adele seems to think that of other people printed out her book, she would lose her copyright. But if she herself has it printed, her copyright stands. Or, in her words, When something is an online story anybody can cut/paste and whalah they have written a novel. Uhh, yes. Whalah.

Charity laughs.

Juliet defends Adele: "OMG HUR WORK IS SO COOL SHE RAWKS" No, honestly. Those are her actual "words." Even hilarious-er, she points out that, hey, lots of books don't have a decent plot, what's the problem? Quiet possibly the bestest defense of Adele's work yet. ;)


Surprizingly (only without the actual surprize,) the thread is locked.

Charity, however, won't take no for an answer. F_W gets another dishonorable mention.

In case this thread gets BAAAaaaaAAAaa-leted,

It was uncalled for whoever locked the post so no one wlse could have a say.

Because this is a discussion and there are still some points i feel I
should make.

Mistakes in my typing are usually becaue I'm a bad typist first of all,
second b/c one of my fingers is bandaged ruight now and I'm not about
to check every little thing.

Making a typo is not the same as not knowing a common word, especially
if you're calling yoruself a writer. "Whallah". Come on, really.


Adele in italics, Charity's response not in italics:

The way you reacted was also exactly how people on FW and other whiny
mock forums react when I reply to anything. You dish out a bunch of
'points', I say something contrary, and then you freak out and go "Oh how
snarky!



Trust me on this Adele you are not anything near being snarky.




Your overuse of the "it's vanity press, that's no good" inuendo was
annoying. Self publishing is not something shameful and derogatory. It
simply means you're paying to print something out.




It wasn't an innuendo, I, like most people feel that vanity press is
sub par.




Flamers are not letting people find out for themselves, they're mass
attacking so it bombs and nobody buys it.



Letting? The publc is allowed to do whatever they want. bad reviews
might discourage sales but there's no way they could disallow it, so stop
exaggerating.




Do they suddenly have this sincere pang for the rest of humanity and
wish to spare a random stranger the agony of perusing the worst book (in
their opinion) the world has ever seen?



It could be, we have no way of knowing what goes on in people's minds.




It's remarkable how many people hate my work so much but yet they seem
to know it better than my fans do, have memorized links to all my
stuff, watch constantly for updates, and take the time out to write pages of
complaints for the public.



It's remarkable how people convince themselves of their own importace
by thinking that every one who doesn't like them is their enemy or is
out to gt them.

Adele, very good of you to avoid the other things that I wrote in
favour of simple complaining. Like for instance 'Exactly. Which is why lots
of people repeatedly asked you if they could print it, and you always
responded no.' 'Adele, think a little. Whether they print it for cheap
or you print it for $700, the coyright remains the same. No difference.'
AMong other things.


Juliet in italics, Charity's response not in italics:



because since I was 9 I was "OMG HUR WORK IS SO COOL SHE RAWKS"




That seems to be the case, usually.




If it's SOOOOOO terribly awful, for Christ’s sake, stop looking at it!
Spare yourself the agony! Don't read such horrible material!



Don't like don't read. The typical response.


Yes I was on F_W but I'm not attacking you, I'm just giving you my
thoughhs on this. Some things for you to think about. It's not like I'm
like I'm one of the people using icons of your drawings, or posting links
to your blog (like here
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/541129.html I wouldn't
do that, but really. You want to talk about whiny.) or accusing you of
having inapropriate thoughts and drawings aboutr naked little boys like
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/611645.html?thread=53740605#t53740605
those people there.

I'm sorry for my typos. Damn bandage.


charity





Another F_W Honorable mention by Adele. F_W IS OBSESSED W/ME!!!!!1111 ("And the rants about me on F_W are stupid! Those people have no lives, they obsessively stalk these boards (and yes, obsessively!")

My god, the funny just keeps on coming.


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[info]panthea
2005-02-14 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Ow. The stupid, it just gave me an ice-cream headache.

Haven't we seen that whole "OMG UR NOT ALLOWED TO PRINT OUT MY FICS!!!!" thing before? Some crazy SG1 fan or something? Yeah. That was fun.

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[info]soleta
2005-02-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
wasn't there also someone in HP who announced that she was selling a cd of her work on ebay for, like, massive amounts of money?

writers. oy gevalt.

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(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-02-15 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2005-02-15 03:21 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-15 04:18 am UTC (link)
*humps your icon*

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-02-15 04:19 am UTC

[info]crickets
2005-02-15 05:32 am UTC (link)
Some crazy SG1 fan or something?

Yup. I immediately thought of Moon Mistress, who is obsessed with the idea that everyone is 'downloading' her fics right and left. Thieves! Thieves are everywhere!

Adele who?

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2005-02-17 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-02-18 07:10 am UTC

[info]llama_treats
2005-02-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Um, Adele...who?

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[info]kicklecubicle
2005-02-14 10:40 pm UTC (link)
"I love you a bushel and peck, a bushel and peck and a hug around the neck" Adele?

Oh no, that's Adelaide.

The cows and chickens are goin' to the dickens!

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(no subject) - [info]mrslovett, 2005-02-14 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2005-02-14 11:26 pm UTC
Question - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-15 03:26 am UTC
Re: Question - [info]mrslovett, 2005-02-15 05:24 am UTC
Re: Question - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-02-15 05:13 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-02-14 10:40 pm UTC (link)
If I were to write the plot, it would turn out that Charity is none other than Seris. Anyway, at the point where you need to bandage your fingers it might be a good idea to take a break from the wanking.

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-02-15 02:33 am UTC (link)
I think I'm buying your version.

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-15 03:06 am UTC

[info]kadath
2005-02-14 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I don't put in nearly enough effort to be a stalker.

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[info]wankprophet
2005-02-14 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Adele who, now? Was I supposed to be obsessed with her and missed the memo? Unless...::checks::...Ah! Here it is -- The Fandom_Wank newsletter, Vol. 3, Issue 37, page 41:

from the "Daily Spite" collumn:

...In other news, we only have 3 remaining obsessions. MsAllegro, Turimel and Pony-wank. This is the lowest official list of obsessions since June 16, 2003, during the height of Teh_Cabal obsession, when all anyone could talk about was the deletion and [info]backfromspace's wild quadraped-lovin' pics. So few obsessions means that our Hater Charter is in danger of being revoked. So the board of directors has gathered a list of candidates for us to obsess over.

1) Crystal -- because Elijah still won't fuck her
2) Cassie Claire -- because someday she might want a Hummer -- the car or the act
3) Adele -- whoever the fuck she is
4) Jerry Lewis -- cause our favorite French BNCK, [info]anatsuno demanded it

Remember, all ballots must be in by the 10th of March. Thorn_star: your sad, sad Cabal obsession doesn't count. Please try to keep it in your pants. Thank you.


See, it's quite clear that Adele is only a candidate for obsession. Lying bitch.

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-02-14 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2005-02-15 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-02-15 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2005-02-15 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-02-15 04:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-02-16 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-14 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-02-14 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-15 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-15 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-02-15 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2005-02-14 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-15 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2005-02-14 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - cicer, 2005-02-15 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-02-15 12:28 am UTC
Which one was that? - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 02:20 am UTC
Re: Which one was that? - [info]panthea, 2005-02-15 09:36 am UTC
Re: Which one was that? - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 08:51 pm UTC
Re: Which one was that? - [info]panthea, 2005-02-16 01:33 am UTC
Re: Which one was that? - (Anonymous), 2005-02-17 10:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thorn_star, 2005-02-15 06:19 pm UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-02-14 11:20 pm UTC (link)
I will second the 'who is this person?'

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(no subject) - [info]warchio, 2005-02-14 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-14 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-02-15 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-15 02:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-15 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]warchio, 2005-02-15 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-02-15 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-15 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-15 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 06:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-15 08:17 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 09:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-02-15 09:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_linnet, 2005-02-15 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cathowl, 2005-02-15 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-02-15 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-15 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-15 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-02-16 01:59 am UTC

[info]warchio
2005-02-14 11:21 pm UTC (link)
I'm rather embarrassed to admit that I spent sometime trying to think how Whallah should actually be spelt.

Then I realized she meant Voila!

*sighs* I was going to say something about how you could surely find something better than her renamed Zelda fanfic to plagiarize but I haven't read it. I considered looking but I am too lazy and have a good book waiting so...insert your own insult of choice.

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(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-15 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 11:03 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-14 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Sali doesn't wear clothes some of the time because it's natural to him! His race is like that. They don't have modesty issues like humans, they don't live on earth, they're elves and they have wings!

But then, wouldn't he be a fairy?
And really, who wants to read fairy-porn. (Was that a rhetorical question?)

...ewwww...

Maybe Pratchett's brand of Elves can come pay this person a visit.

-Anonyrodent

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-02-15 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 03:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-16 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-02-15 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-02-18 12:16 am UTC

[info]snacky
2005-02-15 12:22 am UTC (link)
Man, as wanky as Adele and her fans are, Charity's right there with'em.

Charity, whoever you are - mop up after yourself, will you?

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[info]fuzzypink
2005-02-15 01:43 am UTC (link)
Or, in her words, "When something is an online story anybody can cut/paste and whalah they have written a novel." Uhh, yes. Whalah.

Because that's so much worse than "bahleted" and all the other cutesy buzz words most people in this community use.

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(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2005-02-15 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-02-15 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melusine, 2005-02-15 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2005-02-15 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-02-15 06:53 am UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-02-15 02:24 am UTC (link)
Adele who?

But wow. Adele: Legend in her own skull where two semi functioning brain cells compliment each other's taste.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-02-15 02:26 am UTC (link)
Why is it that we've never heard of any of the people who claim to be from fandom_wank? I'm confused!

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-15 04:06 am UTC
Dammit
(Anonymous)
2005-02-15 02:28 am UTC (link)
She locked most of the message board so you have to have an account to read it. Mass account creation time! *evilz*

PGJ

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Re: Dammit - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 02:52 am UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-02-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
Adele! Almost as famous as John Lennon!

Except...not.

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[info]soleta
2005-02-15 03:21 am UTC (link)
also, I thirteen-millionth the 'who the fuck are you, bitch?'

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-15 04:20 am UTC
Charity...
(Anonymous)
2005-02-15 04:24 am UTC (link)
Charity is me, I am Charity and guess what? I am banned from meadowhaven. Isn't that funny? :D Opinions that are not "Adele is so teh rulex!!!11" are prohibited at Meadowhaven. Yay me, though.

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Re: Charity... - [info]mrbimble, 2005-02-15 05:54 am UTC
Re: Charity... - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 07:42 am UTC
"from" - [info]cesare, 2005-02-15 08:37 am UTC
Re: "from" - [info]wankprophet, 2005-02-15 09:11 am UTC
Re: "from" - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-15 03:20 pm UTC
Re: "from" - [info]wankprophet, 2005-02-15 10:39 pm UTC
Re: "from" - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-02-17 11:31 pm UTC
Re: "from" - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 04:39 pm UTC
Re: "from" - [info]julia, 2005-02-15 06:10 pm UTC
Re: "from" - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-15 06:45 pm UTC
Re: "from" - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-02-17 11:44 pm UTC
Re: Charity... - [info]phosfate, 2005-02-15 04:53 pm UTC
I got a mention!!
[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-02-15 09:36 am UTC (link)
...or accusing you of having inapropriate thoughts and drawings aboutr naked little boys like http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/611645.html?thread=53740605#t53740605
those people there.


*squeeeeaall*

I got a mention!! I got a mention!! It's my very first wank mention. It's by the OP, even! I'm so proud. I'm even using exclamation marks innapropriately!!11!

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Re: I got a mention!! - [info]rachelmap, 2005-02-16 09:03 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-15 11:14 am UTC (link)
Adele. A legend in her own match box.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-15 06:06 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ahem.
I'm glad I mentioned F_W to Adele now. XD

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-15 08:41 pm UTC
Answer to the "Who is Adele" Question...
(Anonymous)
2005-02-17 01:05 am UTC (link)
Once upon a time (the year was 98-99 IIRC) there lived a Zelda Fan named Adele. She wrote some mediocre Zelda fanfic and began to draw picutres to illustrate it. She also frequented some Zelda RPGS.

Over time, she developed a fanbase that followed her mostly for her art which is pretty good, if not rather generic. (All the characters seem to look alike) During this time, she started taking commissions, and was even ebaying for them during 2002. (I know that because I bought one!)

After making some money off drawing other people's characters, she started to have an ego. That ego has grown to be the size of Texas, and some of her usual commissioners have gone elsewhere for their pictures because of it.

Now, in an effort to make more money off the backs of her pitiful, rabid fans, and avoid getting a real job, she dusted off her Zelda fanfic, renamed the characters, and had it vanity published.

The book is dreck. I was given it as a Christmas present, and it is barely readible. Adele claims that she had "mulitple" people read the draft before it was printed. These people missed major grammatical/spelling errors and other problems.

~PinkingShears @ LJ ~

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