Wank in marysues.
No, I'm not sure why they are wanking. Or even, if truth be told, what the topic of the wank is. But they sure are going at it over at the marysues community. It begins when Jack makes a post on e e cummings 'Nobody'. I'm not sure if he's reporting a 'sue or posting a literary analysis in some kind of attempted to teach the members of the community a lesson. Erm...at least that's the vibe I got when I read through it. No, it doesn't particularly make a lot of sense to me, either.

Anyway, animaniacsgirl and asceticism start going at it here. And here. I'm not exactly sure what they are disagreeing about, but I do know that both are extrodinarily bitchy doing so.

The other members of the community are as clueless as I am, but we get an honorable mention. As does Anne Rice.

Don't look at me for guidence through the splooge; I just provide the links!