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Schoen-chan ([info]schoenschoen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-06-06 00:47:00


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Current mood:Cliquish
Current music:"But But But" ~ Akira Ishida

Mary Sue/Harry Potter/Fanfiction Wank, all rolled into one neat package!
A friend of mine, seeing so many Harry Potter Mary Sues being reported on the Mary Sue LJ community, decided to take matters into her own hands and create PotterSues, an LJ just for her to report the *huge* backlog she had of HP Sues. This in and of itself doesn't constitute wank - at least not to me, because I thought it was damned funny - but...

It's all fun and games until one of your featured Sues finds your journal and starts emo-ing at you!

The fun doesn't start until about half-way down the page, when the author replies - look for the one named "theironyofitall" or something similar. *the real irony is that that LJ user name is remarkably similar to that of the girl who created PotterSues. No, the two aren't connected, I just thought it was funny as all hell* From there you get roughly ten people jumping on the little emo-goth-tart and telling her everything from Sweetie, dearest heart, you should get a beta and improve your writing skills to Hey, don't bash the whiny Mary Sue Author! That would be *mean*! to You need to die and burn in hell and never besmirch the face of the internet again! Actually, *most* of the comments are like the last one there. Then someone rolls in to defend the poor, depressed authoress...

Choice bit of wank from the author:
Ok, ok.... I know It's lame, and I can't spell and you guys are probably perfect spellers and authors and Harry Potter fanatics...But I'm not okay?
Do you really have to be so cruel? Honestly?
Why can't you just help someone as fucked up and stupid as myself? It's glaringly obvious I need help...Jesus.
I don't see why you all have to be so horrible to me. It really hurts. It isn't my fault I'm not good okay.
It's my first ever story...give me a break.



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[info]nevadafighter
2003-06-06 10:19 am UTC (link)
Yes indeedy--classic "whining author who's so angsty and can't stand to hear the bad awful words about her perfect little creation" authoress. She had NO idea what she was getting into, heh.

And I was in the wank, too! Yay!

Und . . . my response to the people who said we were being too harsh--Grow up, all of you. Criticism is a part of life. Those who can't handle it stay home and suck their thumbs. The rest of us eat Doritos.

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[info]nevadafighter
2003-06-06 10:30 am UTC (link)
And check out the last entry before going friends-only. Boy, I really really don't miss being a teenager.

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[info]cesare
2003-06-06 11:41 am UTC (link)
You know, for a post like that she really oughtta turn off comments...

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[info]aruru
2003-06-06 12:05 pm UTC (link)
No kidding, she's practically inviting people to go mock her over there. I'm not mean or wanky enough to do it, but still...



...okay, I lie - I'm mean and wanky enough to at least consider doing it. But that's beside the point. ^^;

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[info]esorlehcar
2003-06-06 07:55 pm UTC (link)
She disabled nonfriend posting. Smart (well, okay, slightly less idiotic) girl :-)

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-06 07:24 pm UTC (link)
I so missed that, but it's a great piece o' stinky wank anyway. ^_^ Gods, how great.

I think I looked at the girl's journal about the time this happened, but didn't think to go back and re-check it later. Poor baby. *sniffles*

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[info]nevadafighter
2003-06-06 09:25 pm UTC (link)
My heart is crying half a tear for her . . .

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[info]aruru
2003-06-06 10:40 am UTC (link)
Off-Topic: *LOL* You know, I just showed that icon of yours to a friend of mine on AIM chat, and her reaction to it was:

The Dawnswalker: That makes no sense. College and Weed should be in the same place, not in opposite directions!

Just thought you'd like to know. ;)

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[info]nevadafighter
2003-06-06 11:22 am UTC (link)
Well, I didn't make the sign--I was just amused enough to make the icon. (Aside from the fact I quit weed before college, but that's another story . . .

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[info]aruru
2003-06-06 10:31 am UTC (link)
*the real irony is that that LJ user name is remarkably similar to that of the girl who created PotterSues. No, the two aren't connected, I just thought it was funny as all hell*

You mean that "ironychan" girl I've seen on the MS Report? *LOL* I didn't know it was her. Damn, that makes this shit all the funnier.

Anyway, I have to give some of them credit for keeping their claws mostly retracted (until they found out just how whiny she was, that is), and I have to agree that the supposed depression is probably an attempt at pity-whoring - I mean, I had a pretty bad case of depression during high school (still dealing with a relapse that struck during my second year of college, actually), and while people knew about it (kinda hard to keep secrets when it was a class of like, 75 or so), I was never willing to discuss the details of it with any of them*. In fact, I tended to try to act the opposite of what I felt - all cheerful and seemingly carefree. The LAST thing I wanted was for people to (try to) be nice because they "felt sorry" for me - I found that highly insincere and insulting, and I still do.

So yeah, typical teenage melodrama, in my book. Not nearly as wanky as that girl we once had at the MS Report whose "sister" claimed to be terminally ill, but still wanky.


*[Hell, I still have issues confiding everything with my psychiatrist, for crying out loud. Only my very closest friends get to hear about this shit, and even then I tend to be hesitant because I really don't like to bother people with my problems. Just the way I was brought up, I guess. *shrug*]

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[info]nevadafighter
2003-06-06 10:38 am UTC (link)
I was also depressed back in hs--nearly strangled a kid to death, tried to commit suicide, etc. And a lot of depressed people don't go around "bragging" about it or using it as an excuse; I think using depression as an excuse for behavior is just stupid and wrong, anyway. Part of being a responsible adult is not trying to blame all problems on someone/something else.

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[info]phosfate
2003-06-06 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Wordy McWordstein, behbeh.

::passes out the Zoloft smoothies::

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[info]sadisticferret
2003-06-06 06:20 pm UTC (link)
::Takes a smoothie, and holds out plate of cookies::

Prozac chip cookies, anyone?

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[info]phosfate
2003-06-06 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I really shouldn't...

::takes two::

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-06-07 01:29 am UTC (link)
::brings out the Trileptal martinis:: Now, warning, these may be a bit strong...

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[info]aruru
2003-06-07 01:38 am UTC (link)
Strong? I think I'll just stick to my little Paxil/Risperdal cocktail, then.

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-06-07 01:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, if you don't want something strong, you might like a Wellbutrin-on-the-Rocks. Then again, those are so weak you nearly need an entire gram before the buzz kicks in!

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[info]phosfate
2003-06-07 04:45 am UTC (link)
Doesn't the red coating stain your teeth?

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-06-07 02:00 am UTC (link)
I second phosfate. Excellently put. Hopefully, ickle ironychan will figure this out, even if it does take her another ten years.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-07 03:20 am UTC (link)
Oh, that girl's *not* Irony-chan. Aruru was referring to one of our droogies at MS Report, and someone I've known from way back in teh day.

Irony-chan is cool.
theironyofitall is *not*. ^^
*s'what I was snarking about earlier*

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-06-07 03:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear. Am I guilty of defamation, slander, libel, or all of the above? Apologies to Irony-chan... if she ever even sees this post, that is. :P

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-07 08:23 pm UTC (link)
No, no, see - you can get off the hook through that loophole that says you didn't *know* you were slanderlibeldefaming someone, so it's okay. ^^V

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-06 07:22 pm UTC (link)
You mean that "ironychan" girl I've seen on the MS Report? *LOL* I didn't know it was her. Damn, that makes this shit all the funnier.

Sore wa... *waggles finger* ^_^

And actually, yeah - if the girl was really depressed, or just a bit more mature, she wouldn't be running around whining at all and sundry about it. Stupid meathead.

And, *yes*, this actually made me think to go look up the crazy 104-post wank we had a few months back over the terminally ill Dragonhart girl, and all her little sockpuppets/seesters/cronies. ^^ I think I'll post that soon.

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[info]aruru
2003-06-07 02:08 am UTC (link)
Wait, you mean NOBODY turned that one in over here? I'm shocked.

Bad F_Wers, bad! ;)

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-06-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
Wow, Aruru, our similarities are uncanny. One of my greatest worries is burdening anybody with my private shit, up to and including my girlfriend (though she swears up and down that I'm never a burden to her, bless her for it). And as for the cheerful-and-carefreeness? I used to cut my wrist and wrap it up in toilet paper to staunch the bleeding, and then tell people who asked that the toilet paper was a fashion statement. And people believed me. Really reinforced my faith in humanity, that.

Oh, ummm... I am a productive and healthy member of society. I am a productive and healthy member of society. Nothing was ever wrong ever. I'm a patriot. Just 'cause I'm on medication does not mean I am not associated with Osama bin Quaida in any way...

And I see you everywhere anyway, so friend me damnit. ::clings::

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-06-07 01:54 am UTC (link)
"Just 'cause I'm on medication does not mean I am not associated with Osama bin Quaida in any way..."

My subconscious thinks it's so funny.

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[info]aruru
2003-06-07 02:15 am UTC (link)
Your subconscious isn't the only one amused at that. *LOL* XD

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[info]aruru
2003-06-07 02:39 am UTC (link)
I still do the cheerful-and-carefree behavior, personally, though now it's not so much as with the intent of covering up anything as just the simple notion that "Well, wallowing isn't going to do crap, so I might as well just try not to give it too much thought and stick it out with as much grace and good humor as possible - and who knows, maybe I'll actually get better faster that way."

Can't say it really works, but I do find that enforcing (or at least trying to) this mentality on myself makes things a bit more bearable for me on the bad days.


As for self-destructive behavior, mine was all either internal overly self-critical diatribes or went into severely slacking off at school. I think I only contemplated the suicide thing like once (and never acted upon it, common sense regarding that kicked in real quick), and explosive violent behavior towards others only happened very VERY rarely, once I had simply HAD IT with the stress. So I'm pretty thankful that my situation has never been as bad as it could be - it's just annoyingly persistent, like a fly that's after your meal. ^^;


And I see you everywhere anyway, so friend me damnit. ::clings::

*LOL* I think I will, just because of the sheer cojones you had in "demanding" the Friending. X)

(Not that you were missing anything - I rarely ever make Friends-only posts, as I'm pretty candid online and I have friends off LJ who read. In fact, I think I've only had a grand total of ONE thus far. ^_^;)

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[info]aruru
2003-06-06 12:23 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, and if any of you happen to be major TMoL fans, I think you'll find one of the latest questions answered quite funny as well as rather fitting for this discussion. :D

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[info]raisedbyhyenas
2003-06-06 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I am highly amused by the answers, actually. Ten points to the PotterSues people for not joining her whiny little pityparty.

And...do I now need to take a number to marry Tephra?

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[info]pradaloz
2003-06-07 01:57 am UTC (link)
Jesus. Is anyone on the internet not suffering from depression?

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[info]lush_rimbaud
2003-06-07 02:28 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm not depressed although I used to be but I got over it.

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[info]dawnswalker
2003-06-07 02:59 am UTC (link)
I dunno... wanks like this make ME pretty depressed sometimes.

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[info]aruru
2003-06-07 03:56 am UTC (link)
I see another one of our happy little group has snuck in too. ^_-

(Hi Arcy. XD)

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[info]pepperpot
2003-06-07 07:09 am UTC (link)
I have a very hard time believing that I was that angsty and self-pitying and "Oh! Let me press the back of my hand to my forehead!" when I was her age.

. . . . . . .

Well, at least I had decent grammar and math skills.

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