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Roffling all over the wanking world ([info]adora_spintriae) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-19 10:42:00


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Current mood:migrainey
Current music:Frou Frou - Holding Out For A Hero

Narutofandom and kids with too much time on their hands...
Narutofan.com is probably the Big Cock of the online Naruto fandom. Narutofan is run by a fellow who goes by the name of Tazmo. All pretty simple, eh?

Tazmo, apparently, is also a "(Wife Beater)" (note the brackets and capitals), server fraud, donation thief, oh, and a pussy/jerk/domain buyer/baby-eating antichrist as well, according to "Kevin Shiel" of StopTazmo.com. There's no proof of this of course, except what "Shiel" says. What a surprise. Though there's a few unimportant legal bits in there as well (uh huh...).

The site StopTazmo.com has it's own subforum donated to bashing/posting stories about Tazmo's baby-eating horrible acts, where sad obsessed stalkers forum members ponder on events in Tazmo's life such as nosebleeds in winter and the legality of the donations to the Narutofan.com site.

I personally like the "One Server, Many Names = Psychotic server owner" theory myself. Oh, and the "Everytime you donate to Narutofan.com, god kills a kitten" one. The subforum is hours of fun, just for golden moments like these.

Anyway, we all know this isn't a full-blown wank until kiddie-porn is involved, which it is. However, nothing is reported to the feds. Yeah, that's a bit... odd.

Meanwhile, over on the other side of the fence, I present you all with StopKane.info. This is Tazmo's Revenge, or something. Kane a.k.a StopTazmo's "Kevin Shiel" a.k.a Derek "Little" Tittle a.k.a some other shit... attacks websites as well as teh infamous Tazmo, and is well known to various webhost users. And is being sued.

You'd think that'd be the end of it? Heh, yeah, right.

Continuing on the Webhosting Talk thread, the kid is trying to frame someone called "Arslan". Or is he? Or is it someone else? I dunno, but Stop-Arslan.info reads like it was written by Kane or one of his fellow English-for-living classmates.

In the end, of course, there's only one thing that can be said about all of this...

"who cares about his lifestyle. He could eat babies for all i care as long as he provides naruto goods."

Damn straight, skippy.

Edited to remove some wrong information.



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[info]semtex
2005-02-19 03:13 am UTC (link)
Just keep those scanlations coming.

...is all I have to say on the matter.

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[info]rogue
2005-02-19 03:46 am UTC (link)
Seeeeeeeeeriously.

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(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2005-02-19 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-19 04:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2005-02-19 04:38 am UTC

[info]jetamors
2005-02-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
Wait, I'm so confused. Is Tazmo the same person as Kevin Shiel? Or is Kane just using Tazmo's real name in an attempt to be weird?

Also, Stop-Arslan.com has possibly one of the funniest character assassinations I've seen in my life.

In theory, we believe he is in an orgasmic state, a demented utopia of homosexual fantasy when he is spamming. During his attacks, it is clear that he is masturbating as he is attacking these sites. This is a sad individual, who is in desperate need of psychiatric help.

Comedy gold.

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[info]semtex
2005-02-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
If that's all the same person, did somebody forget to take their Thorazine®?

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-19 04:20 am UTC (link)
As far as I can tell, Kane (Derek Little) uses the username "Kevin Shiel" on the StopTazmo boards. I'm not 100% sure whether this is Tazmo's real name or not, but that's what it seems to be getting at. Seriously, trying follow this wank gave me a headache.

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(no subject) - [info]cyn, 2005-02-19 11:07 am UTC

[info]blackjackrocket
2005-02-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
Can it be? Naruto wank in the past week that has nothing to do with the licensing?

In a way, this just proves it. They didn't need licencing to bring idiots to the fandom.

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[info]dark_puck
2005-02-19 04:05 am UTC (link)
It needed proving?

~Dark Puck with a shiny new JF account!

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redwarrior
2005-02-19 08:46 pm UTC (link)
No, they didn't. *grins*

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
"Arslan"? Gah. Leave my fandom out of this.

~Kuromitsu

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[info]iczer6
2005-02-19 04:15 am UTC (link)
Seriously.

I guess the Naruto fandom is gonna start challenging the HP fandom for the 'Crown of Wank'.

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yay, jf's opening new accounts! - [info]shylu, 2005-02-19 07:09 am UTC
Re: yay, jf's opening new accounts! - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-19 08:05 am UTC
Re: yay, jf's opening new accounts! - [info]artimusdin, 2005-02-19 09:41 am UTC
Curse you spellcheck! - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-19 09:54 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-02-19 08:47 pm UTC

[info]elysian
2005-02-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
At one point NarutoFan claimed to offer the entire set of Naruto DVDs available in Japan. Region 2 anime DVDs go for about $40 each, with only 3 episodes per DVD. Brings that particular prize up to something like $2000 already, plus an engraved iPod, every related CD (including opening and ending singles), the entire manga, and shipping for all of the items? That is a pretty hefty prize package to expect donations to cover while simultaneously maintaining the servers. Add to this a lack of photographic evidence or testimonials with photographic evidence, and I was lifting my brow as well - it's just common sense. XD

Of course, this does not mean the site to "expose the lie!!!" is not wank comedy gold.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-19 10:32 am UTC (link)
Your icon is cracking my shit UP.

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(no subject) - [info]elysian, 2005-02-19 02:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-19 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2005-02-20 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elysian, 2005-02-20 01:41 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-02-19 05:28 am UTC (link)
Wow. A wank in my fandom that I actually couldn't give two shits about. Will wonders never cease.

Just keep those scanlations coming, bitch, and I'll be happy. Donate? Ha. Right.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-02-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
baby-eating antichrist

More babies! *burp*

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-02-19 06:22 am UTC (link)
Agreed! *raises spork*

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-02-19 06:22 am UTC (link)
Dude, could this possibly be more convoluted than CrystalWank?

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[info]gamera
2005-02-19 06:31 am UTC (link)
I'm inclined to like Stoptazmo better because I can pirate sweet, sweet Bleach scanlations there.

(I can't even say "get out of my fandom, you're making it look stupid!" because only about .01% of Naruto fandom has any braincells. Augh.)

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(no subject) - [info]temari, 2005-02-19 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gamera, 2005-02-19 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]temari, 2005-02-19 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gamera, 2005-02-20 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-02-19 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-19 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-19 07:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-02-19 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-19 08:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2005-02-20 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfsamurai, 2005-02-19 10:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gamera, 2005-02-19 08:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marumae, 2005-02-20 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-02-19 08:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2005-02-19 04:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gamera, 2005-02-19 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2005-02-19 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-20 04:29 am UTC

[info]temari
2005-02-19 06:53 am UTC (link)
Wait, so Tazmo shares the name/username with StopTazmo but they are two different people (or are they? CONSPIRACY!OMG!) and Tazmo eats babies but so does StopTazmo? And then there is Arslan who for all we know could be a monkey with a keyboard? And Kane... um... Wait.

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[info]xburnbabyburnx
2005-02-19 07:05 am UTC (link)
Hahaha... I use StopTazmo all the time.

.. Never really felt like going through the forums though. That wank makes my head hurt.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-02-19 07:41 am UTC (link)
You'll probably notice that Narutofan.com is registered to a guy with the same name as the username of Stoptazmo.com fellow.

Really? According to whois, Narutofan.com is registered to "Kevin Shiel", while StopTazom.com is registered to "Mike Smith".

Also, the "child porn" thing is on the Linux Kernel Mailing List (OMGWTFBBQ?! Naruto wank leaking out into an operating system kernel developers list?) So how did you find a part of the wank that was in such an unlikely, far-flung place? Or are you a kernel developer who found the whole thing from that message?

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-19 08:26 am UTC

[info]pope_shane
2005-02-19 07:47 am UTC (link)
Man, I remember when wank was entertaining. No it just looks like they are trying too hard to be featured in the hallowed halls of F_W

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[info]dawnswalker
2005-02-19 09:27 am UTC (link)
Doesn't this guy know that profiting off of scanslations and fansubs in any way pretty much ensures that he can get sodomized by every copyright law in the book? Granted, the "only-until-its-licensed-and-always-for-free" oath is tenuous protection at best, but most companies seem to be willing to take fansubbers at their word there.

And really, seeing as Shonen Jump USA has been on newsstands for almost two years now, I don't think Viz is going to buy "We didn't know it was licensed!!11"

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[info]alissa
2005-02-19 11:54 pm UTC (link)
... Are people actually paying for Naruto fansubs? Naruto is so popular that I doubt fansubs will ever be terribly hard to find.

I'm so glad that I've been gradually distancing myself from the scarier parts of this fandom. Not the series itself, I have much love for Naruto, but the forums? Bleh.

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(no subject) - [info]gamera, 2005-02-20 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-20 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gamera, 2005-02-20 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-20 07:19 am UTC

[info]photosinensis
2005-02-20 12:52 am UTC (link)
And here I was thinking that the Naruto fen would be wanking over the fact that it got licensed (well, the series, anyway). That caused a wave of dissapointment at my local anime club, as it was the biggest draw we had.

Though, why the hell are there posts on the Linux Kernel Mailing Lists?

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[info]mana
2005-02-20 04:35 am UTC (link)
This is all just a ploy to make Tazmo get more girls, duh.

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(no subject) - [info]gamera, 2005-02-20 04:54 am UTC

 
   
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