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Tiara [my demand] ([info]mydemand) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-19 17:54:00
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The Sims 2 is a fandom, isn't it?
Over at [info]sims2_junkies, [info]urban_duck posts 2 of her Sims stories.

[info]ari_ suggests some formatting to make it readable, only to be told by [info]urban_duck that she doesn't care what people think. "PLus it better then most of ur boring sims lifes"

[info]urban_duck flares up and spams the community with her rage.

Other members react, while [info]pinkneptune03 is on her everyone's sides.

The wank is small, but repetitive and growing.

EDIT: Family issues prop up! [info]urban_duck's userinfo mentions that she is her sister's primary caretaker, which leads to:

[info]auntiesiannan : Go take care of your sister, you illiterate skank.
[info]urban_duck : WHAT GOT YOU THE RIGHT TO BRING MY FAMILY IN TO THIS U MAD PRSON

EDIT PART DUA: Bahleeted, but [info]ari_ has COPIES!

Story Part 1
Story Part 2
Rant 1
Rant 2
Rant 3

enjoy. :D

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-19 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Am I wrong in thinking that ari's first comment was incredibly polite, and unwarranting of the random and poorly-typed anger?

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(no subject) - [info]winterfalls, 2005-02-19 12:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-19 12:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-02-19 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-02-20 08:46 am UTC

[info]ari_
2005-02-19 12:52 pm UTC (link)
whee, I'm on F_W. Well, not as the main attraction, but still. *g*

I still have all windows open in my browser, and I just saved them all in case s/he does delete them. Lemme know if you end up needing them.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-19 12:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-02-19 05:46 pm UTC

[info]entrenous88
2005-02-19 12:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh, it is small, but oh so fun! Maybe it's the fact that it's 5:30am, but this made me choke with the laughing.

Also, I'm not so sure if pinkneptune03 is on urban_duck's side, so much as she's on *everyone*'s side. She should really head on over to [info]everybodyagrees.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-19 12:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2005-02-19 01:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-19 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-19 01:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-19 01:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-20 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2005-02-19 07:21 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-02-19 01:44 pm UTC (link)
I WILL DECLET THE COMMENTS

Wow. I bet that will hurt a lot.

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(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-02-19 03:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-19 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2005-02-20 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-20 02:57 pm UTC

[info]papervolcano
2005-02-19 03:09 pm UTC (link)
OK U LET MAKE ME SO MAD CAN'T U GET IT INTO HEAD I CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE I GOT BULLED SO BAD BY PEOPLE LIKE U SAD LOSERS AND I EVEN TRYED KILLING MYSLEF ALOT OF TIMES SO THAT WHY AND I GOT NOTHING WORGE WITH ME AND AUNTIESIANNA IF U GOT SOMETHING MORE TO SAY SAND ME A E-MAIL BECAUSE I CAN BE AS NASTY AS U

...

How many jurisimprudence laws is she breaking right there?

This has to be a troll. Has to be

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(no subject) - [info]fatesarchitect, 2005-02-19 06:21 pm UTC

[info]off_key
2005-02-19 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Awesome.

This is the best mini-wank in a long time.

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Troll? Please?
[info]esseilte
2005-02-19 03:22 pm UTC (link)
That has got to be a troll. Surely nobody can write quite that badly unless it's on purpose?

Anyone can make a spelling or grammar mistake, but this stuff looks like it needs a secret decoder ring.

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Re: Troll? Please? - [info]tyraarane_, 2005-02-20 05:39 am UTC

[info]tetsuki
2005-02-19 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Her "About The Girl" section in her userinfo is oddly readable. Think someone else wrote it for her?

I smell a troll though. Nobody can spell THAT bad... right?

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(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-02-19 05:40 pm UTC

[info]bloody_vixen
2005-02-19 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Edited cause I was stupid:

ok they r called jane and max and they both wants big familys so that what they r geting.But till max meet jan and they started friting and u get what i mean.By this time jane is haveing max kid and thing was going find for all three of them till one day jane wlaked on them and then jane broke up with him.So max moved out and now liveing alone till he get mairred to jan but she like to have alots of lovers and hate kids.So she meet sky angel and he is like her like haveing alot of sex and wherever and alot so they got toghter and was happy without max know and she was haveing his kid that she hated so much.So the kid is born and she still happy with 2 lovers till she got born with aother baby on the way so max wlaked in broke up with her(now max got 3 kids with 2 diffent woman)so jan did not want to get mairred again so she did.But the ex of sky (hope)wants him back and so dose sky want hope back.So at this time jan is almost by her due day from max secound kid and she wlaked in on hope and sky have sex in there bed so she makes it up with sky but in the other house sky is geting it back togter with hope.Plus hope is now haveing sky kid.So back the other house with sky and jan everything is great but there kids got took away from them(sky was at hopes and i forgot that jan was at work so it really my fulart)and sky was at jan and sky house about to have the kid and she moved in and had the kid but now i thought this family is so great i moved jan out

Let me just try to decipher this:

There's two people named Jane and Max.

Max started to fritting with Jane.

Then Jane had Max's babies.

Then Jane walked out on both Max and their baby and broke up with Max.

Max moved out and married Jane (WTF?), but Jane has lots of lovers and is now a child hater.

Then she met this dude named Sky-Angel and had lots of sex and a baby, whom she hated. Then she had another baby, which I assume she also hated.

So then Max walked out.

Jan/Jane decided not to get married again.

But ex of sky came down and they had sex again, then something happened due to duck's fault and the babies were taken away again. Duck then concluded that the family was too great and moved Jan out.

WTF, mate?

What's so exiting about some lesbian sims that we can hardly see in tiny pixelated images?

They're lesbians?

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-19 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bloody_vixen, 2005-02-19 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-19 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-02-19 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2005-02-19 04:55 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-19 04:44 pm UTC (link)
She totally went through and deleted all the comments.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-19 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tapedeck, 2005-02-19 04:53 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-02-19 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Woah.

I mean, WOAH.

I've seen some obnoxious pre-teen lame-ass spellers in my time on the internet, but I stand impressed. This, really, is the worst. Ever.

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[info]pipssister
2005-02-19 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that has to be one of the funniest things I've read all week. ^_^

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[info]senor_pinata
2005-02-19 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Bahleeted! Aw, sad, I wanted to see.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-02-19 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2005-02-19 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2005-02-19 07:00 pm UTC

[info]lexin
2005-02-19 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Darn, "No such entry" looks like I was too late to the party. I must have been in the kitchen. Or something.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-02-19 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lexin, 2005-02-19 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-02-19 05:55 pm UTC

[info]kicklecubicle
2005-02-19 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Fua...? Damn, this person is batshit crazy! I'd call troll, but I'm not so sure...

I love The Sims 2 and I take lots of pictures, but I'd never post my stories! I have a crazy neighborhood that's packed with "celebrities". The Weasleys live across the street from Mario and Peach (and...er...Uncle Charlie from the "Crossroads" music video). There's the shitty frat house side of town with Jonny Fairplay from Survivor and Justin Guarini and Corey Clark from American Idol...plus a houseload of Mary-Sues (one of them is OMGSOTRAGIC blind!).

The Malfoys live on the "rich" side of town and have their own golf club and water park- they live down the street from Sarah Jane Smith, who has something resembling a K-9 (alright, ALRIGHT...it's the SimVac...just PRETEND, okay?). Sarah lives by the mall, which is a copy of Tyson's Corner Center in Northern VA (and I just finished the Galleria).

There's also an abandoned mall, inspired by the Dixie Square Mall, which will probably be the setting for another Doctor Who adventure. He lives with his companions...but they also have evil clones running around town, from a previous adventure. Then there's the Roivases- Alex and Edward, with ghostly pals Ellia, Anthony and Roberto (who's a diaper fetishist...it's sort of...nasty o_x).

That's about it, actually. Oh yes...Snape lives there too! Can't have a wacky neighborhood without Snape.

Er...damn, I love rambling at length about this. Sorry.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-19 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kicklecubicle, 2005-02-19 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-02-19 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2005-02-20 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-02-20 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-20 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2005-02-20 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-02-20 08:36 pm UTC

[info]pyratejenni
2005-02-19 08:27 pm UTC (link)
"Friting"? What the hell is "friting"? Some kind of Sims sex kink, like frottage with knitting?

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(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2005-02-19 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-02-20 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-20 08:01 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-21 10:03 am UTC

[info]amasaglajax
2005-02-19 08:40 pm UTC (link)
And people over on thesims2 complain about our modding policy. ::ROLLEYEZ::

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(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-02-21 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2005-02-22 08:28 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2005-02-19 10:59 pm UTC (link)
[info]urban_duck is incoherant. And she can't spell because of bullies? (Or, I think that's what she said.) It's like she's just pounding on the keyboard and it lucky enough to come up with almost-words sometimes.

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[info]chia_rhino
2005-02-20 04:33 am UTC (link)
Looks like she deleted the journal too...

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[info]eryn
2005-02-20 08:53 am UTC (link)
ok they r called jane and max and they both wants big familys so that what they r geting.But till max meet jan and they started friting and u get what i mean.By this time jane is haveing max kid and thing was going find for all three of them till one day jane wlaked on them and then jane broke up with him.So max moved out and now liveing alone till he get mairred to jan but she like to have alots of lovers and hate kids.So she meet sky angel and he is like her like haveing alot of sex and wherever and alot so they got toghter and was happy without max know and she was haveing his kid that she hated so much.So the kid is born and she still happy with 2 lovers till she got born with aother baby on the way so max wlaked in broke up with her(now max got 3 kids with 2 diffent woman)so jan did not want to get mairred again so she did.But the ex of sky (hope)wants him back and so dose sky want hope back.So at this time jan is almost by her due day from max secound kid and she wlaked in on hope and sky have sex in there bed so she makes it up with sky but in the other house sky is geting it back togter with hope.Plus hope is now haveing sky kid.So back the other house with sky and jan everything is great but there kids got took away from them(sky was at hopes and i forgot that jan was at work so it really my fulart)and sky was at jan and sky house about to have the kid and she moved in and had the kid but now i thought this family is so great i moved jan out


I've gone cross eyed.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-20 11:29 am UTC (link)
So THAT'S what happens when you lock a monkey in a room with a computer and bottle of whiskey.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-20 06:06 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-21 08:28 am UTC (link)
This really made my night. Can someone really mispell THAT many words and sound THAT unbelievably stupid without trying?

It's so sad the answer is yes...

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[info]ari_
2005-02-21 09:37 pm UTC (link)
btw, in case you're interested: she's back, with her own sims2 community, which she's advertising in every community but thesims2 (which is heavily moderated) and sim2_junkies.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/chinolea/

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[info]iscoffy
2005-02-23 05:04 am UTC (link)
She really reminds me of those auto-reply bots that just reformulate whatever the last person said, or get confused and just say something incoherent. Although usually the bots can spell.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-23 05:17 am UTC (link)
and u call me stuip then ur last message was
That sentence is unparseable. Please do not try again. *beep*

::blinks::

Dude, did someone just write a LJ bot to automatically create wank?

I mean, the whole thing is fairly incomprehensible, but what kind of preteen netspeak junkie (or troll, either, for that matter) says "your message was {repeat message here}"? That, and the repeated comments, sound a lot like the verbage AIM bots use.

If they did, I'll subscribe to their newsletter.

-twilightsorcery (on LJ, no journalfen account)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-24 04:42 am UTC

  
   
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