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Bougielala mothafucka (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} thoms) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2005-02-23 22:19:00 |
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Baby-sized Dave Matthews wank
So, I know that looking for wank at IMDb is like shooting fish in a barrell, but, this couldn't be passed up.
Outside of Kurt Cobain and Tori Amos, there's not a mainstream musician who seems to attract wanky fans (and non-fans) like Dave Matthews. And I figured that when Because of Winn-Dixie came out, the spooge would probably not be too far behind it, given his performance in (oh NOES!) a kid's movie.
I was right.
In a thread titled Why Dave Why?????, niftychick80011 asks "dave, you're such a good musician, why be in such a sappy, cheesy movie? the dog smiles for crying out loud. go back and make some more albums instead of kiddie movies."
Poppy22, after the usual "Why are you hanging out at this board if you hate the movie," schpiel, points out "BTW, his first movie was a cheesy sappy movie, too. Based on a book of the same name. I'll let you find out what that one is. Guess he has some sappy cheesy parts of his personality, huh?"
mistakenforbacon, says something about a rumor about "why he's doing these movies," which I don't get myself. Anyone care to enlighten a girl?
There's some talk about him doing it for his three-year-old twin daughters, also some nattering about him doing it to cover his legal fees for the Bus Poo Incident (which may be the rumor, maybe?), and then along comes shgrdii.
"The original poster is incorrect, Dave Matthews is not a good musician. Dave Matthews is a guy who tells his tour bus driver to dump poop on people. WHy does everyone think Dave Mattews is so cool, and why do you call him 'Dave', Do you know him personally? Then don't call him just by his *beep* first name if you don't know him. DMB is crap."
Oh noes, shgrdii dared to slam The Dave. And DMB_Lover comes out swinging. Oh noes, shgrdii is a troll.
And on and on. shgrdii says this: "I just like real musical talent such as The Beatles, Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, etc." and the Radiohead mention sends more people in to froth at the mouth.
joFFeman says "i was with you until you mentioned radiohead.."
aaaaand they're off again.
So, I know that looking for wank at IMDb is like shooting fish in a barrell, but, this couldn't be passed up.
Outside of Kurt Cobain and Tori Amos, there's not a mainstream musician who seems to attract wanky fans (and non-fans) like Dave Matthews. And I figured that when Because of Winn-Dixie came out, the spooge would probably not be too far behind it, given his performance in (oh NOES!) a kid's movie.
I was right.
In a thread titled Why Dave Why?????, niftychick80011 asks "dave, you're such a good musician, why be in such a sappy, cheesy movie? the dog smiles for crying out loud. go back and make some more albums instead of kiddie movies."
Poppy22, after the usual "Why are you hanging out at this board if you hate the movie," schpiel, points out "BTW, his first movie was a cheesy sappy movie, too. Based on a book of the same name. I'll let you find out what that one is. Guess he has some sappy cheesy parts of his personality, huh?"
mistakenforbacon, says something about a rumor about "why he's doing these movies," which I don't get myself. Anyone care to enlighten a girl?
There's some talk about him doing it for his three-year-old twin daughters, also some nattering about him doing it to cover his legal fees for the Bus Poo Incident (which may be the rumor, maybe?), and then along comes shgrdii.
"The original poster is incorrect, Dave Matthews is not a good musician. Dave Matthews is a guy who tells his tour bus driver to dump poop on people. WHy does everyone think Dave Mattews is so cool, and why do you call him 'Dave', Do you know him personally? Then don't call him just by his *beep* first name if you don't know him. DMB is crap."
Oh noes, shgrdii dared to slam The Dave. And DMB_Lover comes out swinging. Oh noes, shgrdii is a troll.
And on and on. shgrdii says this: "I just like real musical talent such as The Beatles, Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, etc." and the Radiohead mention sends more people in to froth at the mouth.
joFFeman says "i was with you until you mentioned radiohead.."
aaaaand they're off again.
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