Fullmetal Alchemist's Wanks Never Die
Awww. Look this topic came back into fm_alchemist.

It's the usual. eeyoregurl21 cries because pairing up the FMA boys "is just not right."

Everyone spanks her because the community doesn't want to be on fandom_wank again and this classic gets linked up. lady_agrias is cute in reminding the new poster that "You do not want fangirl answers, they are not worth the time or the killing of your inbox. :D".

276 fangirl comments. Aw.

She, of course, later apologizes and explains that she was just unable to understand the complex mind of The Yaoi Fangirl.

Edit: By the way, these guys are even keeping track of their own wank! The record is twenty-seven days.