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Azrhiaz ([info]azrhiaz) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-25 14:08:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:Colorblind, World Without Sundays

pagan wank! or, no relation to any earth word...
Not fandom, per se, but it's some entertaining wank. It's also quite long, so I haven't even gone through all of it yet. In the LJ community nonfluffypagans, apparently someone took great offense to having the name of her made-up goddess giggled at, thus resulting in a temper tantrum of epic proportions.

Money quote (well, one of many): "You know, it really SUCKS MONKEY FECES when someone like me, who has read spiritual books voraciously and found none of them fit my beliefs exactly, that mule hind ends like you people laugh at people who create their own path, just because of one accidental similar name. Had any of you people actually READ my site at all, you would have KNOWN that my Goddess's name is NO RELATION to ANY Earth word, MUCH LESS from some stupid video game that's not worth the time it would take for me to urinate on it."

Much snarking ensues.

Of course, she wouldn't like me, because as a Pagan-Republican, I'm a "hairy ball of maggot shit".

Who knew maggots pooped hairballs? Huh. Learn something new every day.


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[info]tekenduis
2005-02-25 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Psst.. http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/208249.html

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[info]backfromspace
2005-02-25 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Though I do like the idea that paganism is a fandom. That'll piss off the Wiccans.

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(no subject) - [info]tekenduis, 2005-02-25 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azrhiaz, 2005-02-25 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-26 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elysian, 2005-02-26 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-26 05:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elysian, 2005-02-26 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-26 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-02-26 08:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 09:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-02-27 11:27 pm UTC

[info]annaham
2005-02-25 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Her logic...it is not of this Earth.

And what's with the (presumably) curse in another language at the very end of her post (in bold)?

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[info]zarla
2005-02-25 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Your icon must have been given the Captain Dork outfit by mistake.
::much love::

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[info]bubba_ray
2005-02-26 02:20 am UTC (link)
I think it is dutch and says something to the end of "May your innards fall out of your ass and (not sure about this) choke you?"

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(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2005-02-26 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-02-26 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 05:51 pm UTC

[info]skat
2005-02-25 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Did she just make up a language...?

Oh, wait. It's Dutch. Never mind.


AND YOU WONDER WHY THE CONSERVATIVES LAUGH AT US.

Christ, stop being on my side.

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Allow me a moment to froth at the mouth...
(Anonymous)
2005-02-26 01:17 am UTC (link)
You have a Hwoarang icon! And you dig the Tekken slash, omg! You wouldn't, you know, happen to know where I can get my hands on some, would you? I've been looking for a decent site besides Noire Sensus for quite some time...


Sorry about the drool.

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Re: Allow me a moment to froth at the mouth... - [info]skat, 2005-02-26 05:30 am UTC
Re: Allow me a moment to froth at the mouth... - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-27 08:13 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]skat, 2005-02-28 03:59 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-02-25 09:45 pm UTC (link)
It sounds very familiar, so possibly it has been wanked before.
Then again...pagans who not only create their own path, but also feel that the world in general and non-fluffy-pagans in particular absolutely need to hear about it are no rarity, so who knows.

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[info]ashenmote
2005-02-25 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe just what [info]daoine_sidhe said.
*sighs*

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(no subject) - [info]azrhiaz, 2005-02-25 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azrhiaz, 2005-02-25 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-27 08:17 pm UTC

[info]kookaburra
2005-02-26 08:51 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Your icon has me in tears, it's so funny!

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-27 08:15 pm UTC

[info]strange_autumn
2005-02-25 11:20 pm UTC (link)
What was the name of her made-up goddess? I'm very curious now.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-25 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]biichan, 2005-02-25 11:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-02-26 09:53 pm UTC

[info]elgato_gamgins
2005-02-25 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm Neo-Pagan, and that is SO fucked-up. So what. She created a name for her deity. If it was something like Queen Ravenstar, then I'd see why people would make fun of it. It's just like calling Jesus Jewhiz. *nods*

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-26 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-02-26 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-26 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-02-26 05:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-02-26 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-02-26 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-02-26 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-02-26 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-02-26 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-02-27 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-27 08:34 pm UTC
Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw
capybara
2005-02-26 12:50 am UTC (link)
It seems like this fluffy/anti-fluffy stuff mostly occurs on the internet, so maybe it is a fandom. I don't know even one pagan in real life who's fluffy or rabidly anti-fluffy. It seems like most of us are secure enough in our own paths that we don't feel the need to obsess over what everybody else is doing. I don't feel the need to appoint myself Grand High Poohbah Babysitter of All Teh Other Wiccans, but that's just me.

They could be obsessing in secret, though. They could even be invoking Je-whiz!

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Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - [info]darkrose, 2005-02-26 01:22 am UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - capybara, 2005-02-26 01:48 am UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 05:06 am UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - [info]squib, 2005-02-26 01:52 am UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - capybara, 2005-02-26 04:15 am UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - [info]platedlizard, 2005-02-26 05:46 am UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - capybara, 2005-02-26 09:11 am UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - [info]platedlizard, 2005-02-27 10:16 pm UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - [info]funwithrage, 2005-02-26 06:19 pm UTC
Re: Fluffy, Non-Fluffy, Pshaw - (Anonymous), 2005-02-28 12:00 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-26 01:08 am UTC (link)
Yay~ Pagan Republicans! :D

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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-02-26 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azrhiaz, 2005-02-26 06:57 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-26 01:56 am UTC (link)
Did anyone visit her journal and see that she's getting published... with Publish America? Hee.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 04:05 am UTC

[info]morbid_angel
2005-02-26 02:13 am UTC (link)
You know, it really SUCKS MONKEY FECES when someone like me, who has read spiritual books voraciously and found none of them fit my beliefs exactly, that mule hind ends like you people laugh at people who create their own path, just because of one accidental similar name.

No words....

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[info]morgothik
2005-02-26 02:21 am UTC (link)
As above, so below
Just like twenty years ago.

Paganism IS the wank that never ends. The magickal becoming on with cosmic wank-consciousness is part of the initation.

But I do like the hagfish reference, rather creative.

Some days it really sucks being the love-child of Gerry Gardner and Margaret Murray...

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-02-26 05:00 am UTC (link)
http://fayanora.23ae.com/index.html

Oh god, the pop up. The first pop up to bring me true joy!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-02-26 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-26 07:08 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-26 05:07 am UTC (link)
*snort*

Just imagine the wank that could have been avoided if she'd just laughed along and said, "Gee, I didn't realize there was a video character with that name!" But no, she had to throw a hissy fit and give all teenybopper kiddie-pagans a bad name.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-26 06:12 am UTC (link)
This reads more like MY GODDESS IS PASTEDE ON YAY!
Oh look, it's the Goddess of Mary Sues!

Werd.

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[info]aerobot
2005-02-26 07:15 am UTC (link)
All I know about it is that people kill each other in it, which is just vomit-enducing.

She must not get out much.

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[info]annepackrat
2005-02-26 11:16 am UTC (link)
Oh, man, that's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. Glad to know delusional people exist everywhere not just in anime fandom.

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-02-26 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annepackrat, 2005-02-26 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-02-26 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-02-26 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-02-27 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-28 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annepackrat, 2005-02-28 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-03-01 05:17 am UTC
Best icon-inducing comment:
[info]castellated
2005-02-27 12:22 am UTC (link)
MY GODDESS IS PASTEDE ON YAY!

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sceach
2005-03-02 06:48 pm UTC (link)
heh I love how if you go to her website, there's a pop up window with a bitchy message about how IT IS NOT MORTAL COMBAT DAMMIT!

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