I'm not sure if this qualifies as wank, but it certainly fits in under "mock the stupid wanker".

I'm sure everyone remembers crystalgamgee and the infamous crystalwank, in which she was discovered to be putting photos through Photoshop, then claiming they were her original artworks and trying to sell them.
[At least, that was one part of the wank. Tip of the iceberg, really].

She's still filling the LotR RPS fandom with the batshit. sweetpea_grubb posts some rather well-done Dom/Billy sketches [not work-safe.]

The following exchange takes place:

Crystal comments appreciatively. Sweetpea_grubb, in what looks like earnestness but I secretly hope is very dry sarcasm, replies:
"Dude, that would actually be a good way to make money, selling my drawings, as I am considerably broke at the moment.

Crystal's gem of a response is: Ebay works wonders ya know ; ) Just sold a 10 x 13 print of my Billy In A Box drawing : )

If she's just boasting about selling her work on Ebay - well, that's the usual Crystal claptrap and trumpet-blowing. She does see herself as an artiste.

But if some poor sap truly did buy a "print" of one of her "drawings"...*headdesk*

ETA:sweetpea_grubb adds wank in the comments of the entry. Apparently, she knows Dom and Billy personally [where have we heard this before?], which will unfortunately prevent her from making a lot of money from a Monaboyd porn colouring-in book. But not from drawing them screwing, or anything.

Wow. Really? Unfortunately I would have to get the written permission of the people who I am portraying in my pictures, lol. And even though I have contacts with both of them and am even friends with Dom,.... I don't think that would go down too well. Actually, the fact that I know them makes it even worse. -_- And my relationship with them is supposed to be professional so... you can see how that wouldn't be so great. :-X Still, I guess as long as I don't mention their names I wouldn't get in trouble. Hehe... *ponders this*