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this is not the hamster you're looking for (flightstothesea) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-26 17:59:00


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only a miniwank
My First Wank. Rather small. But it's not the size, is it? Anyway, someone posted a lyrics and picture... thing... on a LotR actor community bemoaning The End of Orli And Viggo's Tru Love OMG. As it should be, said post has a few "wow, are you seriously that crazy?" posts, as well as the requisite "OMG you guys r meen!11!!" thread. The OP is clearly above responding to the meenieheads, which is why this is only a miniwank.

Why must people make my fandom look crazier than it already is?

ETA: Bahleeted.


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[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-27 01:57 am UTC (link)
I would suggest changing the post to not allow comments if you don't want people to reply negatively to your post. Not everyone believes that the LOTR boys are secretly gay and are hiding their feelings and yadayadayada.

-moderator


That post kind of gave me a doubletake moment. That's a new one from a mod. Usually it's "don't you dare turn off the posts!"

It also seemed uncalled for. The OP really wasn't complaining that much.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-27 01:58 am UTC (link)
I really don't know why people get upset or disgusted when two guys show affection towards each other. Would it be better if they spat in each other's faces or bitched about each other or something?

Doesn't mean they're necessarily ****GAY**** but isn't it just a sweet change for people to be nice to each other rather than, I dunno, shooting each other with automatic weapons?

Just my humble opinion ^_^


I love it how mistigri completely misses the point here...

Thanks for the enjoyable read. Between this and the resurrection of the Chrystal wank last night my weekend of wank is complete...

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[info]rogue
2005-02-27 02:29 am UTC (link)
That third pic there is a manip, if you didn't know. The real person in the pic with Orli is Jason Isaacs, from the Black Hawk Down premiere.

Hot damn! I'd rather see that!

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-27 02:31 am UTC (link)
What I find rather sad is that the one deemed the mother of all tinhattery actually has to point these things out to the VO shippers... they are even more batshit crazy than the Dom/Elijah shippers were in their best days!

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[info]esorlehcar
2005-02-27 03:37 am UTC (link)
Oh, I don't think you can say that. As crazy, maybe. More? No way.

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[info]lulinda
2005-02-27 02:36 am UTC (link)
I don't get why a manip has to be included. There are only about 2835682735678 ACTUAL photos of Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen hanging off each other. That ain't enough?

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[info]rogue
2005-02-27 02:41 am UTC (link)
Seriously. If you're going to have a manip, they should at least be naked.

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[info]ruuger
2005-02-27 02:47 am UTC (link)
here

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[info]wanktastic
2005-02-27 03:12 am UTC (link)
Ack. Jason Isaacs' head looks disembodied in those pics with Orlando.

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[info]dark_puck
2005-02-27 03:27 am UTC (link)
Hiz hed iz pastede on yey!

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[info]pope_shane
2005-02-27 04:25 am UTC (link)
Ironically, hiz hed iz about the only part that iznt pastded on YAYE!!!~1

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[info]darkrose
2005-02-27 04:21 am UTC (link)
M!Jason: Ack!!!

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[info]rogue
2005-02-27 04:54 am UTC (link)
*will take Jason over Viggo any day*

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[info]didodiva
2005-02-27 03:50 am UTC (link)
DP, beat me to it. It's funny how black turtlenecks make heads look pastede on.

You know, I wish the guys in U2 could see how there song was being used. I can just imagine how funny the expressions would be.

Corny though that montage (is it a montage if it's still) was, it really deserved a really cheesy, sappy song. *starts singing*

Why do birds suddenly appear? Everytime, you are near?

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flightstothesea
2005-02-27 04:17 am UTC (link)
*dies laughing*

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[info]annavtree
2005-02-28 12:12 am UTC (link)
icon love!

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[info]shadownlite
2005-02-28 02:52 am UTC (link)
"Why do birds suddenly appear? Everytime, you are near?"

I would die laughing if someone actually used that song in the way that "One" was in the post.

The weirdness of the fact Kermit the Frog has sung that song coupled with the crazy that is Viggo/Orlando would produce laughs from me never heard before in volume and length.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-02-27 04:17 am UTC (link)
Yeesh, so much wangst.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-27 07:28 pm UTC (link)
BAHLEETED! ;o;

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flightstothesea
2005-02-27 07:32 pm UTC (link)
So I noticed. Should I delete this whole post? I'm not sure what the protocol is.

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[info]panthea
2005-02-27 07:39 pm UTC (link)
No, leave it.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2005-02-27 07:41 pm UTC (link)
I saw it before it went under. I think it's worth a whole entry on its own that the OP thought the Viggo/Orli thing was real and how sad it was that their love was so restricted that they couldn't even go to each other's premires.

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[info]yamashitaaki
2005-02-27 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Nothing worth reporting to Fandom Wank, yet, but the Mary Sues community on LJ has a new hate website devoted just to them!

Pointed out by [info]sue_hunter in a post that was BAHLEETED when people started to ask questions and make accusations of the OP being or some Matt Dude who is evidently a Linker Extraordinaire.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2005-02-28 09:12 am UTC (link)
*blink* I just went to the hate site. Dude is paranoid, aint he?

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[info]aloysius
2005-02-28 12:14 am UTC (link)
The batshit seems to be passed on through the different fractions of the LotRips fandom like the Olympic fire. Who will receive it after Viggorli, I wonder? I'd sorta like to see more batshit VM/SB fans (and if they've already arrived, can I have some links?).

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[info]melllvar
2005-02-28 02:25 am UTC (link)
I'd sorta like to see more batshit VM/SB fans
Oh, god, no. *makes sign of cross and various other religious symbols* So far the only "tingauntletting" going on is, I am 99.9% sure, in jest only. *shudder*

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[info]shadownlite
2005-02-28 02:55 am UTC (link)
I am waiting for that Shadowfax/Gandalf pairing. Their love is soooo strong and true.

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NAY!!
(Anonymous)
2005-02-28 07:05 am UTC (link)
Shadowfax/Bill the Pony = OTP! Bitch!!

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[info]shadownlite
2005-02-28 07:14 am UTC (link)
Gandalf and Shadowfax...Bill has Samwise!!!

Boo Hiss @ you!

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[info]doriangrey
2005-02-28 11:50 am UTC (link)
I have it open - if you can tell me how to take a screencap, it's yours.

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flightstothesea
2005-02-28 03:22 pm UTC (link)
If you're on a PC, hit the "print screen/sysrq" button and then paste your picture into an image program like MS paint or Photoshop... you'd think I would have thought of that...

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[info]doriangrey
2005-03-01 07:54 am UTC (link)
No, a laptop, sorry.

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