Who got da wank? HP got da wank!
Let's hear it for Harry Potter wank, folks! Without it, I wouldn't have something to post my very first message with.

We begin with jetiswatcher. Jetiswatcher is bitter about not getting his/her comments or posts commented on by Jetis, even though she used to be a good person until "fandom rotted her soul."

I'm serious.

Jetis is apparantly considered one of those dread three-letter evil-doers, a BNF. Moderating one of those invite-only kink communities will make a person might popular, you know. And Jetiswatcher wants the world to know that Jetis is a bad friend. Oh, and that she never comments. To accomplish this, Jetiswatcher friended as many of the HP BNFs as she (I'm assuming gender, since even the most hormonal men I've met haven't been this bad) could, and then posted about teh ebil Jetis.

Opiumcoffeebean tried to be sane and rational. Not that it did any good, as the wank just exploded from there, with name-dropping, mice, and all sorts of venom being spat about the place, now centered around coffeebean. At least Opiumcoffeebean takes it with a sense of humor. Which turns into a butt-kissing fest, but I digress. Besides, a sock-puppet mouse points it out.

And my favorite thread would have to be this one with the graphical representations of Jetiswatcher.

::inhales deeply:: I love a good wank at lunch!