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Windex Junkie ([info]windex_junkie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-28 20:28:00


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I OWN YOU WITH EASY
(Spank me if this isn't F_W-worthy, but I think I've seen game-wanks in here before...)

On the fair World of Warcraft server Tichondrius, we lay our scene.

Plaguewind, a Horde player, relates an amusing encounter with the stupid (complete with screenshot):

So I get to Gadgetzan, and 2 alliance 60s start chasing me, I'm mounted, they're mounted, they think all they have to do is run me down. I head for the crater, and jump off. They follow! I slow-fall myself, they discover the ill effects of gravity...

http://members.shaw.ca/sac/dumb_alliance.jpg

So Thados, Malevolent, I hope you enjoy your rez sickness, since you both rezzed at spirit healer, since you couldn't get down from there either.

Holy crap you guys are dumb.

Plaugewind


Thados, an Alliance player, defends his choice to leap to his death.

we werent after you... we were testing our parashoots ... trust us... your level 53 if we wanted you dead we would have killed you ;) Dumb Horde :)
besidees we both jumped when we were mounted to see who can land the farthest out :)


Octavianicto posts screenshots of another incident, where Thados reacts to losing a PVP duel by... claiming massive ownage, and then denying his obvious use of heal spells.

"Octavianicto has defeated Thados in a duel"
The phrase "i owned you with easy" is used as Thados continues to vainly spam the winner, claiming victory.
"why denie it"
i dont have aly on ahnds
He just can't let it go.
"Lay on Hands"

From there, it begins to E - X - P - L - O - D - E.

For a few pages, Thados defends himself wanks with fierceness, if not coherency--while begging in private messages for the removal of the screenshots.

People begin to wander in from other WOW servers, and then other MMORPGs, adding their voices to the disturbingly one-sided, but still strangely compelling, beat-down pwnzing of Thados.

In another thread, Thados' guild leader Messykins posts in his defense. The sobriety of Canadians as a whole is impugned.

Now that most of you had your fun bashing on Thados, I have a few things to say.

Thados was one of the funniest/greatest members I have had the priviledge of leading. Its been fun instancing with him because of the way he is, down to Earth and always having a good time. During the beginning of the most popular thread in WoW, he did not take it so seriously and was cracking up on vent over what was being said. But then as it progressed and people beginning to pm him in game about the incident, and people were becomming pretty immature. Then once it was linked to other servers things just went out of hand and led to the departure of Thados, one of the greatest friends I have ever met.

I will admit that some of the times Thados was not the greatest in common sense with the constant backing of Manra's ninja looting incident and other in guild things which later got resolved. All around, however, he was a great guy and if any of you had a chance to talk with him you will realize that he is a great guy.

Another thing, Thados did not like to play the game in a "clear" state, he often liked to use hallucinogens to make the game funner, and what else would you expect from a Canadian and the enforcement of certain laws there. I mean honestly, what sober person says "I own you with easy".

These statements will be the last that I post on these forums and hopefully it will be locked as well. If there happens to be any "mature" opinions and concerns towards this matter, go ahead and pm me in game.

On a final note, I would love to have Thados back and would love to invite him back to the guild anytime if he chooses to come back to play World of Warcraft. Its a shame most of you wont get a chance to know how great of a guy Thados really is.

Signed,
~Messykins


Ghwrin replies:
He was one of my dear friends too. Sad that he left, we had planned a sky diving trip later this week.


The main thread sprawls for 29 pages before EvanM, a Blizz mod, waxes poetic (and l0xx0rz the post):

As the last page of this chapter closes we venture into the future. Our community being a little weaker and a little wiser, than it was before; to lose one individual no matter whom it is a failure for all.

I do call for Thados'es return though, please join us once again when you feel ready.


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[info]msilverstar
2005-03-01 05:25 am UTC (link)
Oooo, reading that out loud gives me tons of cred with my WoW-playing husband and son.

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[info]annaham
2005-03-01 05:28 am UTC (link)
"I mean honestly, what sober person says "I own you with easy"."

I'm wondering what sober person says "funner," which is not even a word?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 05:58 am UTC (link)
Pumaman!!

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[info]calluna
2005-03-01 06:11 am UTC (link)
People play WoW sober? What?

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-03-01 12:45 pm UTC (link)
Icon. Fucking. LOVE.

That movie damn near killed the fiancé and me.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 06:10 am UTC (link)
"I own you with easy."

FUCKING CLASSIC. I am SO using that when I Halo-party...

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 06:12 am UTC (link)
Or, in 1337

"1 0\/\/|\|3|) j00 \/\/17|-| 3/\5`/"

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YaY!
[info]embyquinn
2005-03-01 06:59 am UTC (link)
"I own you with easy."

We have this week's catch-phrase!

Right up there with "MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY" and "now he dead from coke".

Joy! =D!

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Re: YaY!
[info]semtex
2005-03-01 08:34 am UTC (link)
Quick! Somebody make an icon!

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Re: YaY!
[info]gaisce
2005-03-01 09:28 am UTC (link)
And with this image.

*has never played WoW but thinks this is a hilarious wank*

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Re: YaY!
[info]shylu
2005-03-01 09:40 am UTC (link)

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Re: YaY!
[info]shylu
2005-03-01 09:30 am UTC (link)

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Re: YaY!
[info]gorogoro
2005-03-01 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Hiruma! (What a perfect match for the phrase...)

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[info]ilanalynn
2005-03-01 09:45 am UTC (link)
It's been a catchphrase on the WoW boards/in-game since this started a while ago. :D

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[info]monkeywrench
2005-03-01 11:36 am UTC (link)
So I get to Gadgetzan, and 2 alliance 60s start chasing me, I'm mounted, they're mounted, they think all they have to do is run me down. I head for the crater, and jump off. They follow! I slow-fall myself, they discover the ill effects of gravity...

OMG LEMMINGS

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[info]skarrow
2005-03-01 02:43 pm UTC (link)
...Disney lemmings.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
hehehe...hahahahahaha...HAAAAA!

i love WoW wank. it's so precious. you can so tell who is "enhancing his gaming experience" right from the get-go, though.

i don't know if this tops the OMG YOU LEFT ME post, but...okay, the screen shots put it in first. it is teh winnar.

~asteria on hellscream

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-03-01 06:25 pm UTC (link)
"I owned you with easy" is the Best. Thing. Ever.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 09:05 pm UTC (link)
*snickers madly* I now want to get on, go to Orgrimmar, and post in the Trade channel "WTB parachutes?" XD It would be so awesome if Blizzard actually came out with a patch for tailors to be able to make parachutes, in their "honor." Heh. *looks at the screenshots again* Hehehehehe...

- Little Mousie Blue

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[info]molotovchicken
2005-03-05 01:10 am UTC (link)
It's already in game.

"Parachute Cloak
Binds when equipped
Back
30 Armor
+8 Agility
Requires Engineering (225)
Use: Reduces your fall speed for 10 sec."

Mol. Who is addicted to this crap and not afraid to admit it.

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[info]plazmah
2005-03-02 06:34 am UTC (link)
Will someone think of the Canadians?!

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 06:46 am UTC (link)
I can't tell you how many people I've killed by training them off a cliff, 'cause fuck, if I'm gonna go, you're going with me.

And when you're a lone level 45 in Alliance territory, you're screwed anyhow.

Sad little fools.

Viv

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