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The Mewling Rampalian Wretch Herself ([info]smit) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-02-28 19:30:00


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Help, help, he's being opressed!  Witness the violence inherent in the music business!
I didn't write this (as I am not nearly brilliant enough), I'm just posting it. Ooh, stealthy!

(Much love to [info]l_s_q for the subject title.  Spelling intentional.  You'll see why below.)

Fans of the UK music scene are no doubt aware of the new outfit fronted by ex-Libertine Pete Doherty called Babyshambles.  After what can only be described as a tabloid shitstorm (and that's as understated as I can get with that) involving supermodels, drugs, arrests, band members quitting, and rehab, the band has been back to gigging, and when a recent gig in Stoke ended in disaster (yet again), lots of fans decided to pack it in and call it a day.

Quite a few say Babyshambles' manager, James Mullord, is to blame for letting things escalate the way they have.  And have let him know through email and mobile calls.  Which he's responded to in

In my original post and email to James i said there was a strong
rumour that he hit Gemma, I actually heard he headbutted her but did
not say that, however I have just received another email off him.....

>From: James Mullord <james@1234records.com>
>To: John Shambles <sackmullord@hotmail.co.uk>
>Subject: Re: Babyshambles Management (or not)
>Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:27:29 +0000
>
>You should think carefully before you go around saying people headbutt young
>women.
>
>Anybody who is courteous enough to ask me what is going on gets my time to
>answer their questions. People who gob off get no respect, as non is due.
>
>How do you choose to present yourself in life?
>
>J

So who mentioned headbutting her to him? I think that maybe there is
some truth in this rumour.

See how he has left his number out now.

>
and Another e-mail
from him, seems he is angry now hence the caps

From : James Mullord <james@1234records.com>
Sent : 28 February 2005 20:45:01
To : John Shambles <sackmullord@hotmail.co.uk>
Subject : NASTY

| | | Inbox

WHO IS NASTY, YOU SEND ME AND ABUSIVE MAIL FROM A NAME SACK MULLORD,
THAT IS AGGRESSIVE. YOUR MANNER ACCUSATIONAL FROM THE START.
AS I SAID ANYONE WHO IS POLITE TO ME WILL GET A POLITE RESPONSE

WHY ARE YOU SO KEEN TO CONVINCE YOURSELF AND OTHERS THAT I HIT GEMMA. WHAT
EVER YOU MIGHT DEDUCT FROM OUR COMUNICATIONS, THE FACT IS THAT YOU ARE
WRONG, IF ANYONE WOULD MAKE THIS ACCUSATION IN WRITTING I WOULD BE HAPPY TO
DEFEND IT LEGALLY.

IT IS VERY UNPLEASANT TO HAVE PEOPLE MAKING THESE COMMENTS IN A RELETIVELY
BROAD PUBLIC DOMAIN. I THOUGHT THE MATTER HAD BEEN RESOLVED BY GEMMA'S
DEPARTURE RATHER THAN MINE. IF THIS WERE TRUE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ME LEAVING
I CAN ASURE YOU.

ON THE WHOLE YOU APPEAR OPINIATED ON A SUBJECT YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF.

SUFFICE TO SAY

PETER D, PAT W, DREW M, JIMMY E, GEOFF T, ALAN M, STEVEN K, MIKE S, PAUL L,
JOHN G ETC SEEM TO THINK I AM DOING OK UNDER TOUGH CONDITIONS, DON¹T YOU
THINK THESE PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE A BETTER GRASP OF THE SITUATION THAN YOU, OR
HAVE YOU HEARD A RUMOUR TO THE CONTRARY.

OF COARSE EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION

J


extremely unprofessional diatribes, calling the fans "OPRESSIVE NEGATIVE PEOPLE".  Yes, in all caps.

For background, the alleged incident involving the drummer was reported on popular gossip list Popbitch, suggesting drummer Gemma Clarke's departure was due to a violent incident with Mr Mullord.


       >> Hit me with your rhythm stick <<
       The heavy hand of the management

   Pete Doherty's band Babyshambles recently
   lost its drummer when Gemma Clarke quit,
   citing a breakdown in her relationship with
   the management. Keeping up a steady flow
   of bad behaviour has brought the band great PR
   but insiders say it went too far, and the
   relationship broke down, when Gemma was hit up
   for drug money. With the emphasis on the "hit".

And the post mentioned by the poster named Tia that occurred after a no-show and riot at London's Astoria, in which she claims Mr Mullord behaved unprofessionally, is here.

For the record, I can't speak for whether or not James Mullord is professional enough to manage a band, but judging from the emails and public opinion, most would say no.  I can however say he gets the wank on like a true pro.  And could probably benefit from a course or two in public relations.


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[info]arielchan
2005-03-01 05:47 am UTC (link)
Oh, Pete-fans. I knew of your wank and yet I bought the Libertines CD anyway...

Thankfully, I do not find them to be musical GODS, and therefore I am not Fandom.

~*Ariel*~

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2005-03-01 08:56 am UTC (link)
I quite like the music, but I'm staying far, far away from the fandom.

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[info]smit
2005-03-01 09:35 am UTC (link)
The fandom is a source of neverending delight and wank. I wanted to stay out of it at first, but then someone passed me a link and I never looked back. I've tried to get off the stuff so many times, but I can't seem to stop. It's everything to me!!*

(*Crack analogy painfully intentional.)

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[info]melancthe
2005-03-01 06:56 am UTC (link)
ON THE WHOLE YOU APPEAR OPINIATED ON A SUBJECT YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF.

Much like his relationship with spelling, punctuation and coherency, I presume?

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Don't you know?
(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 07:51 am UTC (link)
Opressed is the new black

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[info]shadownlite
2005-03-01 08:22 am UTC (link)
Now I am tempted to e.mail bands I think sucked live and let them know how much they suck. I may get an amusing all capped message back to brighten my day if I am lucky.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-03-01 08:25 am UTC (link)
Mullord: "The fans are leik the meen girlz from high-school!!1!!eleventy"

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[info]smit
2005-03-01 09:30 am UTC (link)
Needs more capslock.

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[info]eljuno
2005-03-01 09:31 am UTC (link)
For some reason, my brain's reading that in the same voice as 'More cowbell'.

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[info]smit
2005-03-01 09:32 am UTC (link)
Actually...

Oh, you wouldn't believe me if I told you anyway.

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[info]ipomoea
2005-03-01 10:28 am UTC (link)
Mine too.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-03-01 09:34 am UTC (link)
*adds capslock and stirs*

*tastes*

Mmmmm, think it needs a dash of tinhat. And maybe a pinch of Brianna?

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[info]smit
2005-03-01 09:38 am UTC (link)
And a soupçon of smack for flavour.

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[info]ladylynx
2005-03-01 09:22 am UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=fandom_couch

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[info]eljuno
2005-03-01 09:30 am UTC (link)
Aaand, the relation between this and the wank in question is...?

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[info]ladylynx
2005-03-01 11:37 am UTC (link)
It's just my way of leaving a message to anyone lurking around that if they need a support group for whatever fandom stress they have, they can join. You know, in case the snark starts getting to them, LOL. Just trying to do something nice.

The Libertines are interesting, btw. My friend in England sent me some of their CDs. :)

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[info]smit
2005-03-01 09:31 am UTC (link)
Thank you for the completely unrelated promotional spam! It's just what I've always wanted, and it's not even my birthday!

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[info]ladylynx
2005-03-01 11:33 am UTC (link)
Yes, because posting a link for a multifandom support group is such a bad thingand will never be useful to anyone here. Yes, because fandom_wank doesn't need help.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-01 11:56 am UTC (link)
Of course not. We're fandom_wank.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-01 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Fandom_Wank is therapy.

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[info]belafarinrod
2005-03-01 01:48 pm UTC (link)
I thought it was porn?

*pnders*

Hey, works for me. Gimme some therapuetic sex dangnabit!

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-01 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Theme song for the evening...morning...what you will...

Sexual healing.

Wooo ooo ooo.

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[info]cpip
2005-03-01 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Me too! Me too!

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[info]ladylynx
2005-03-01 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Cathartic therapy. :)

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 07:31 pm UTC (link)
You cannot be told what fandom_wank is. You have to experience it for yourself.

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[info]snacky
2005-03-02 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Might I suggest [info]fandom_lounge, for all your non-wank-related fandom needs?

You could post the link AND a description of the comm there. People might actually be interested, rather than annoyed at your spamming.

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-01 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I get it! If you whore your link in comments enough, eventually you'll get a wank post of your own, and that'll be publicity! What a cunning plan.

Dude, seriously, spam is spam.

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[info]ladylynx
2005-03-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
It's just a comment. You're free to ignore it. I posted a few links last night but that's all. I will probably promote this elsewhere where people don't actually seem offended at a nice gesture.

Feel free to ignore this too, because I really don't care for your opinion.

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[info]shoiryu
2005-03-01 06:39 pm UTC (link)
And nobody cares that you don't care. (How roundabout!)

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[info]cpip
2005-03-01 09:28 pm UTC (link)
I don't care that you don't care that she doesn't care!

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[info]phosfate
2005-03-01 07:11 pm UTC (link)
IT'S NOT SPAM! IT'S A NICE GESTURE! IT'S SO NICE THAT I DID IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OMG STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU FUCKERS!

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-01 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Don't you mean "opressing"? STAY ON TOPIC PEOPLE!

...oh wait.

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-01 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Eh? Offended would imply that we're finding you, well, offensive, rather than just incredibly silly. I mean, really.

I for one am not even mocking you particularly hard. I'm too busy trying to figure out your logic.

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[info]mariagoner
2005-03-01 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Isn't this Peter dude the same crackhead guy that Kate Moss hooked up with lately, making her baby daddy publicly say he wanted full custody of their child because the company she kept was "too dangerous"? Apparently, now the baby daddy is going to have to worry about this guy teaching Kate's kid how to make pissy, self-righteous, self-justifying press statements in the future.

We need more fashion wank around here, we really do!

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Ooh, shady.
[info]skarrow
2005-03-01 07:34 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, teaching a kid this kind of behavior strikes me as pretty dangerous. No impressionable child should be allowed to think wankery is acceptable. (Funny, yes. Acceptable no.)

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Re: Ooh, shady.
[info]loki
2005-03-01 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Ohmygodicon. Yes, it most certainly freaks me out.

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..and I turn another to the icon
[info]skarrow
2005-03-01 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I get to Iconsucht pimp! by Hes_a_loser on www.livejournal.com/community/Iconsucht .

...I love this icon so much. And not just because I can't watch Mein Teil without imagining Till adjusting his studded collar and going "nnnnn" anymore.

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[info]smit
2005-03-01 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Yes, that's our Peter. Kate's blagged off though. She was nice enough to dump him over the phone while he was in prison.

Which sounds harsh, but when you consider the fact that she broke up with him via a text message a few weeks before it's definitely an improvement.

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[info]misswindy
2005-03-01 08:13 pm UTC (link)
She was nice enough to dump him over the phone while he was in prison.

Which sounds harsh, but when you consider the fact that she broke up with him via a text message a few weeks before it's definitely an improvement.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oy with these people's lives!

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HP Kiddie Porn Wank Over On GAFF
(Anonymous)
2005-03-01 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Over in pornish_pixies (http://www.livejournal.com/community/pornish_pixies), ailei (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ailei/) posts a pretty intense, extremely graphic chan/slash/incest/twincest porn story about the underaged Weasley boys (http://www.livejournal.com/community/pornish_pixies/187081.html).

GAFF gets a hold of it (http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8575) and the handwringing continues for four pages. There are uninformed discussions of the first amendment, plans to contact JKR's legal reps, accusations of unfit parenting, and a GAFF invasion of the story's comment pages.

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Re: HP Kiddie Porn Wank Over On GAFF
[info]lurker32
2005-03-01 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Chan, incest, semi-noncon
So, in English, you find paedophilia, racist and mild rape sexy.


Whaaa? Where does racism come in? SO CONFUSED.

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Re: HP Kiddie Porn Wank Over On GAFF
[info]skarrow
2005-03-01 11:35 pm UTC (link)
..I remember when GAFFers were encouraged to.. you know, NOT raid story pages.

(Because pissing the authors off was what PPC was for.)

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