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Borus Redrum ([info]borus_redrum) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-01 21:42:00
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Entry tags:karthur strikes again!

Troll in Fanficrants brings a Mini Cassie_Claire Wank!*
Just when you thought we'd be Cassie-free for awhile following her idiot fans donating money to buy her a new laptop so she could continue to pen her fanfic last outpouring of love from within Harry Potter Fandom, along comes Nurse Orlando .

Nurse_Orlando posts THIS in fanficrants whining about TEH_MEAN PEOPLE, those who try to write, and of course defending Cassie against deu_sex_machina.

Troll is quickly called by the denziens, complete with cries of "attention whore" and poetry.

*Although given that it's about Cassie, it will probably escalate to a super-sized spoogefest soon enough.


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(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 05:17 am UTC (link)
The OP was a load of trash, but good lord... some of the responses were hysterical as well!

For example,
I'm 20 and smarter than you are! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fanficrants/508750.html?thread=13156430#t13156430).

Also, I don't know which is worse. Being an idiot or engaging in a debate with one. :/

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 06:55 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'm just wasting time. I'm incredibly bored with no inspiration, and Mocking The Troll is always fun.

allira_dream over there

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 09:03 am UTC
The Post
(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Hey, would you happen to know what that post said? I'm GunnerYunaGirl, there, and I didn't get there fast enough to see what they said.

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-03-02 05:32 am UTC (link)
I'm guilty of wanking away viciously in there. Bored and my "suffer no fools" side came out to PLAY.

And it was an excuse to use my "friars in the devil's asshole" allusion that I've not had a use for.

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[info]ladyiapetus
2005-03-02 07:05 am UTC (link)
And it was a beautiful allusion, to be sure.

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(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-03-02 07:14 am UTC
???
(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 05:36 am UTC (link)
Cassandra Claire is a fandom trendsetter and I'll happily confess to a deep and undying love for the secret diaries of the Fellowship of the Ring.

Why is Cassie's "Draco's Trilogy" horribly criticized, yet her "Very Secret Diaries" is grudgingly praised by most of the HP and LotR's fandom? She either sucks or she doesn't, make up your mind!

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Re: ??? - [info]lurker32, 2005-03-02 05:42 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]kaen, 2005-03-02 05:42 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]jocondite, 2005-03-02 11:21 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-03-03 04:03 am UTC
Re: ??? - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 05:44 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-03-02 05:49 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-02 05:50 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]pope_shane, 2005-03-02 09:53 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]rustybitch, 2005-03-02 12:47 pm UTC
Re: ??? - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-02 12:58 pm UTC
Re: ??? - [info]ravenclaw_devi, 2005-03-02 03:21 pm UTC

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Re: ??? - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 10:40 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]doyle, 2005-03-02 12:27 pm UTC
Re: ??? - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-03-02 11:38 pm UTC
Re: ??? - [info]sarcastic_elf, 2005-03-03 01:55 am UTC
Re: ??? - [info]phosfate, 2005-03-03 06:44 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 06:18 am UTC (link)
You're fast off the mark - I came over to report this.

I did wonder how long it would take for Cassie's fangirls to come flying to her "rescue" when I saw the original post. Actually, they took longer than I thought they would...

Mouse 5.1

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:O
[info]lurker32
2005-03-02 06:26 am UTC (link)
And now [info]herongale is wanking up a storm over someone's definition of canon. Jesus. The comm is going to pass out from exhaustion.

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Re: :O - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 08:14 am UTC

[info]sparkysrevenge
2005-03-02 07:00 am UTC (link)
Head? Meet Desk.

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[info]straykat
2005-03-02 07:01 am UTC (link)
I was in english yesterday...

...for the very first time. XD

And wow, the amount of wank that's hit FFR recently... I gotta admit, I'm really, REALLY feelin' sorry for the maintainer at this point. :(

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 07:23 am UTC (link)
Dude, the YSI thing was a hoax:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/audiography/179008.html

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 07:24 am UTC (link)
I believe this is the perfect time for my AIM away message:

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

See, the troll won. No matter how many witty comments were made, no matter how many times she was laughed at, she won. She was trying to get her opinion noticed, and she did.

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All publicity is good publicity - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 07:33 am UTC
Re: All publicity is good publicity - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2005-03-02 07:40 am UTC
Re: All publicity is good publicity - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-03-02 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-03-02 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 08:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-03-02 08:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2005-03-02 12:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platypus, 2005-03-02 01:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-03-02 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-02 01:03 pm UTC

[info]luckdragonfujur
2005-03-02 07:39 am UTC (link)
You are forgetting the answers in Spanish after the troll said it was their first language.

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(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-03-02 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 09:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 08:18 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 09:06 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-02 07:44 am UTC (link)
Deu_Sex_Machina has now become my favourite New Lj Friend.

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WORD - [info]ebbrowning, 2005-03-02 05:38 pm UTC
Icons!!!
(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 08:07 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I went and checked out the journal where all this started and saw that at the end of their posts, they have icons! Some of them are really funny.

Check them out!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/deu_sex_machina/2286.html?mode=reply

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Re: Icons!!! - [info]livii, 2005-03-02 06:20 pm UTC

[info]j5780p
2005-03-02 09:26 am UTC (link)
This nurse_orlando person can't be for real. It's like they came up with everything they thought made up a stereotypical HP fangurl and went with it. It can't be real, can it?

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(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2005-03-02 01:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]livii, 2005-03-02 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-03-03 01:04 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-03-02 09:34 am UTC (link)
Fanficrants: Only a porn movie screening has more wanking!

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[info]pyratejenni
2005-03-02 10:43 am UTC (link)
Are we sure the same Cassandra Claire that wrote the LotR VSD and Draco Trilogy wrote this MSTed story? Because if it is, even from the MST-snippets...damn. She's gone downhill, and that's not saying much.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-03-02 12:45 pm UTC

[info]ladyofviolets
2005-03-02 12:42 pm UTC (link)
274 replies and going...

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[info]coffee_mug
2005-03-02 02:11 pm UTC (link)
So in love with deu_sex_machina, if only for this bit in their profile:

"These are stories that are OOC, ignore canon, are poorly written, contain cliched and trite plot contrivances (and did not originate said contrivances). If written by someone nameless, they end up on GAFF, [info]deleterius, [info]pottersues et al. If written by a BNF, they're glorified as wonderful literature. They are the reason [info]deu_sex_machina exists, as it were."

(Emphasis mine.)

At times, that is just *too* true. XD

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 02:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-04 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-21 09:21 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 02:54 pm UTC (link)
*Although given that it's about Cassie, it will probably escalate to a super-sized spoogefest soon enough.

I don't get it. What's so horrible about Cassie Claire? (I only read Harry Potter fanfic/fanfic in general when procrastinating on term papers which happens maybe once every three months or so, so I am not aware of any juice/wanking in any one fandom anymore.)I've read her VSDs and some of her Draco Trilogy and I liked her sense of humor; you just shouldn't take her brand of fiction too seriously. So.... is there some spooge about her that I don't know about? O_O

-mima

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 03:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-02 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rustybitch, 2005-03-02 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-02 06:07 pm UTC
**SQUEE** - [info]ebbrowning, 2005-03-02 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2005-03-03 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-03 08:26 pm UTC
**SPORFLE**
[info]ebbrowning
2005-03-02 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Why can't people just respect everyone, even if their jelous or not as good as other writers?</>

**dyes and is red**

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Re: **SPORFLE** - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 07:18 pm UTC
Re: **SPORFLE** - [info]ebbrowning, 2005-03-03 01:12 am UTC

[info]funwithrage
2005-03-02 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Snork. Yeah, really coming off as a parody from where I sit--but a damned persistent one.


Also, tomakobriefs crosses the streams with "...and people call me a troll," and I wank in response.

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Psst!
(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 08:51 pm UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/ellen_fremedon/358440.html

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Re: Psst! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-02 10:28 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 10:16 pm UTC (link)
I like MSTs, but as I read the comments of the "characters", I keep thinking that this isn't funny. At all. Less funny than the fic they're trashing is, and that really is saying something. I wish the wank was about the low comic standards Potter fans have.

*yawn*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-03 12:28 am UTC

  
   
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