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Draco. Loves. Harry. <3 ([info]dracolovesharry) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-02 11:46:00


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Current mood:Happy-Dance

Yet more crazy-insane Sailor Moon Wank.
I'm certain that many of you guys are familiar with Tha Crazy chick who cosplays Sailor Moon. On the Sailor Moon Fans livejournal community, there's yet another girl posting that she is ALSO the Sailor Moon cosplaying girl.

The Post starts here innocently enough.

blackbeads writes:
NUUU GAL!
HI, I'm Lori and this is my boyfriend Scott! I like to dress up as sailor moon! My best friend is Chloe XDDDD
X_____X


Of course, no Sailor Moon wank is never complete without using this icon....


Bring in... The wank.

Sailor _Phobos says: funny. are you trying to get flamed?

This then brings in such great comments like:
And, bare in mind, i'm cynical, rude and ruthless in real life, and i have friends. These people only have a life online, without friends.

And my favorite from la_magdalena
No, being cynical and ruthless usually means that you're smart enough to be able to pull either off successfully. You, child, are a hack.

BURN! Oooh, she got you good!!!

But how shall blackbeads respond to such a "hurtful" comment?
i killed your mother :D

Note to wankers: When in doubt, bring in the "mother card"-- it works every time.


la_magdalena and the orginal Wankster continue to throw words back and forth.


But not all people want to participate in the wank... or rather contribute. Instead, these are the people who post about not wanting to be in said wank, and just add to the insanity.

I was just about to say the same thing! ::takes out popcorn and waits::

Of course Blackbeads gets pissed and tosses the popcorn into the wank-watcher's face. And then there's bitching/complaining regarding popcorn.


I guess the thing that can be learned from this wank is to NOT post pictures of yourself and your boyfriend when you're a high-profile crazy cosplayer. I'm certain the next troll will appear in 1.5 months and do the same thing again.

Enjoy, Fandom_wank.

[info]dracolovesharry over, and out.


EDIT: 130pm
tehwankizpastedeonyey!
http://www.angelfire.com/wizard2/outoftheashes/wank.html
Enjoy!



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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-03-02 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Usagikou should be along shortly to argue that OMG NO I R TEH REEL SAILORMUUN.

*waits, popcorn at the ready*

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[info]dracolovesharry
2005-03-02 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I know-- I so cannot wait for that. I got there just as this was beginning, and can't wait for her to go batshit-insane on that poser ;)

::sits next to you with popcorn::

Wait, we must guard the popcorn. We don't want blackbeads to throw it in our face. O.o

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-03-02 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Holy CRAP this thread is head-exploding pain. Is this like one person and her MPD sockpuppets just blathering at each other over and over again? Or some kind of massive injoke We Just Don't Get (tm)?


Seiya: -ACTUALLY-, my name isn't chloe, it's chloƫ-ender damkoehler. in case you're wondering. no middle name, that's an umlaut on the 'e' thankyouvery much, and the first name is a legal hyphenation. see, my da's a scifi geek, and my mum likes perfume. thus the name. however, since i'm transgender, i'll probably be changing my name once i finish the surgery process. not sure to what. maybe andrew, because then i could keep the ender nickname. you know?


... *BOGGLE*

Who spiked the sailormoonfans comm's daily crack with LSD?

Page 2 is just random stupid pictures and the usual "Boy I hope this ends up on fandom_wank!" crapola.

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[info]dracolovesharry
2005-03-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Yeah as soon as this wank got posted on here, I noticed that the random picture threads started.

Someone MUST save the wank before it gets deleted.

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I am incoherant with just-woken-upness!
[info]cathowl
2005-03-03 04:28 am UTC (link)
since i'm transgender, i'll probably be changing my name once i finish the surgery process. not sure to what. maybe andrew

What kinda name is Andrew, c'mon! Jeez... You want to label yourself "his high dorkiness"? On the other hand, people will be less likely to figure out you're trans with a name like that, because everyone would be thinking "who'd honestly choose that name?"

I'll admit, it's still better'n "Lloyd", though.

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Re: I am incoherant with just-woken-upness!
[info]shylu
2005-03-03 05:34 pm UTC (link)
What do you think about Andrew Lloyd Weber? :P

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Re: I am incoherant with just-woken-upness!
[info]cathowl
2005-03-03 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Sounds familiar, but I don't know why.
Stupid sounding name though, at least to me.

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Re: I am incoherant with just-woken-upness!
[info]chia_rhino
2005-03-03 06:36 pm UTC (link)
I think the andrew part was a joke.

At least she/he didn't claim to want to change their last name to wiggin.

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[info]simkin_mouse
2005-03-02 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Hmm... histrionic, bitchy, the one true wanker, can't type...how sure are we blackbeads isn't the real deal? ;)

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-03-02 10:36 pm UTC (link)
And all those XDs! Yeah, ya gotta wonder.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-03-02 10:33 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* Wonder what'll happen if UsagiKou catches someone using that icon!

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[info]dracolovesharry
2005-03-02 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Shit, Meet Fan. ;)

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[info]distractogirl
2005-03-02 10:56 pm UTC (link)
You missed the part where a friend comes along and tells everyone to play along with the OP cos she's schizophrenic.

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[info]radiotrash
2005-03-02 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Bahleeted!

And I was only halfway through it too. D:

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Baleeted!
[info]krazycat
2005-03-02 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Ah crap.
I was reading, and then it was gone :(
*sniff*
It was starting to get funny, too.

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Re: Baleeted!
[info]radiotrash
2005-03-02 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Yes, so sad. I had only gotten to the schizophrenic entry.

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Re: Baleeted!
[info]krazycat
2005-03-02 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Whaa?
I didn't see that?

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Re: Baleeted!
[info]radiotrash
2005-03-02 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Poster claimed to be Fake!SM/Real!SM's friend and said her friend was a schizo, thus claiming they were in fact the same person.

Yup.

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Re: Baleeted!
[info]krazycat
2005-03-02 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Sockpuppet, then?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, it looks like most of it's been deleted. Who amongst us will have salvaged this juicy material for the hungry Anonymice?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 11:07 pm UTC (link)
This wank, bah-leeted.

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[info]dracolovesharry
2005-03-02 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Not anymore ;) I thankfully saved the majority of it.

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[info]cesare
2005-03-02 11:37 pm UTC (link)
dracolovesharry over, and out.

Ten-four, good buddy.

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[info]dracolovesharry
2005-03-02 11:39 pm UTC (link)
::blushes:: Sorry, I couldn't resist ;)

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-03-03 12:08 am UTC (link)
A lunch break and google are a bad combination...

Randomly followed one of the wankers who was arguing with blackbeads in this post, jellybean13, to user info, then found they had just created their journal and in addition to joining SMFans, had joined the X-Files comm as well. jellybean13 types completely differently in their journal than in the sailormoonfans wank, and seemed to be way too much all over this wank. (What the hell is going on?)

So, today we also have http://www.livejournal.com/community/xfiles/997846.html, with a quantum particle wankery related to the fact that jellybean13 types like a retarded AOLer.

sepa_separation: "Wow someday this poor non eduacated child will be running america. i pray for the future"

One XF comm members mentions that they think she's a reincarnation of lady_claire12... apparently this is a troll of xfiles' past who was banned from the community.

So I went wank-hunting to see if I could see what the kerfluffle of THAT was all about. It's mostly focused around a series of posts made by lady_claire12 in September 2004: http://www.livejournal.com/community/xfiles/2004/09/

and lady_claire12 is definitely trolling in those: "no i enjoys takeing the piss out off ur crap comuinty and spelling lyke tis, so i will carry on!! as if u have a life anyway"

I tried to see if f_w had already covered this series of kerfluffles, but JF decided to not let me. :/

(original comment deleted, edited for greater clarity.)

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-03 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Hi, this is jellybean_313.
In answer to your question - what the hell is going on - This *isn't* Lady_claire12, I am a friend of her's she made this account to piss of the people in xfiles community after they banned her for typing stupidly (she didn't troll the communnity originally, she just started when they all bitched at her for her annoying spelling) and she gave me the password to help out my OTHER friend blackbeads who wanted to annoy Usagi Kou. Hope that helped :)

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-03 01:28 am UTC (link)
Good god, not another one of these. Do these people do anything else?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-03 01:32 am UTC (link)
Darn. The original thread as been 'baleted' and the link provided does not allow us to read all the good juicy funny comments :(

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-03-03 03:26 am UTC (link)
OMG I went to high school with alannalp. Small world.

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[info]annepackrat
2005-03-03 07:43 am UTC (link)
Ah, Usagi Kou just seems to generate wanks, even when she's not there!

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[info]belafarinrod
2005-03-03 12:00 pm UTC (link)
Gyaah!

Scary icon *hides*

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-03 09:48 am UTC (link)
I have no idea what the icon's significance is. Well, apart from the fact that the overzealousness of some cosplayers is making me giggle like a mad thing right about now.

Can anyone help out the little anonymouse?

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[info]megmurry
2005-03-03 10:17 am UTC (link)
It belongs to (and the picture is of) [info]sailormoon.

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[info]stjarna
2005-03-03 10:38 am UTC (link)
That sailormoon icon is kinda hypnotic, if I go and claw my own eyes out would it be a subliminal message?

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Of all the unfortunate user names...
[info]semtex
2005-03-03 09:56 am UTC (link)
Did anybody else read [info]blackbeads as [info]blackheads or is that just me? Heh.

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Re: Of all the unfortunate user names...
[info]stjarna
2005-03-03 10:39 am UTC (link)
No, I scrolled past and had to go back to re-read thinking the same.

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Re: Of all the unfortunate user names...
[info]semtex
2005-03-04 12:57 am UTC (link)
Must be my *bad* vision, then.

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Re: Of all the unfortunate user names...
(Anonymous)
2005-03-03 07:24 pm UTC (link)
ROFL!
Hahaha! I can't wait to tell her that! hahahah!

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[info]alina_kalime
2005-03-03 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Will the real Slim Shady Usagi-cosplayer please stand up?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-03 07:23 pm UTC (link)
I was just about to say the same thing! ::takes out popcorn and waits::
Of course Blackbeads gets pissed and tosses the popcorn into the wank-watcher's face. And then there's bitching/complaining regarding popcorn.


Actually, they only bitched and complained for about 3 comments, then they made friends :D

I was involved in this wank! *Cracks knuckles*
But they deleted the post before it got good :(
It was also reeeally annoying the way people kept posting stupid pictures. Kinda defeats the point of flaming people -__-
x

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-03 09:28 pm UTC (link)
You obviously are new to the internet. It's called an "image flood" and it's a way to mock one or more sides in a given wank. It's for humor and makes it more tolerable for those watching on the sidelines.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-04 05:36 am UTC (link)
NOT her again!! Aghh WHY would anyone want to steal HER identity anyways.
Besides that, she's been DUMPED, so you can cross out the cosplaying boyfriend.
Now as for the Seiya guy/girl.... gross... just eew.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-04 10:44 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry, but...WHAT?

Mamoru and Usagi are no more?

How will I fill the void in my life? Who will I stalk? And most importantly, what the hell am I supposed to do with all of these "Mrs. Mamoru" t-shirts?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-04 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Need more info!

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