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elektra3 ([info]elektra3) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-02 23:12:00


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Current mood:amused

Trolls on parade! *flings confetti*
Still more GAFF wank, of the "OMG stop being so MEEN you stoopid whoreslut bitchtramps" and "OMG u crittysize other u must not have lives" variety. It's two for the price of one!

It all starts when bakabahamut sporks a Yu Yu Hakusho fic. GAFFers snark, rant, and do various other GAFFly things. All in all, it's pretty much business as usual.


The kerfuffle begins when ShadowFox from AS, a "dedicated fan to the Writer," posts the following rant:

What the heck is wrong with you all? This is an awesome fanfic you people are bashing right now. I believe it could end up happening, and even if it couldn't, it's still awesome. There was no need for all of this.

The Writer is my friend. She is an honorable, nice person, who writes what she wants. She wrote a beautiful fanfiction, and didn't need all of this. Do you think before you write? Seriously. This fanfic was great!

I am a dedicated fan to the Writer. She has serious talent. You people, on the otherhand, obviously don't. If you did, you'd know a good fanfic when you saw it, and this was a great fanfic.

Kuwabara is an idiot, and he acts dumb. This has NOTHING to do with Kurama fangirls, so don't bring Kurama into this. Kurama isn't even in the fanfic. I absolutely hate all of these flames that the Writer got because of her masterpiece.

Idiots..


Miss Kitten and bakabahamut debate the difference between trolling and defending a fic (aided by ShadowFox's helpful interjection that "You all disgust me...."), and they and the various other GAFFers on the thread trade barbs with the troll - er, friend of the author. Then Feh! shows up:

OMG!!!! I have NEVER seen a bigger bunch of lousers. "OH let's cry and bitch because we have no social life." You might as well say that. You don't like a fan fic, that's ok, insulting the author, that isn't. You claim that it's ok to express yourselves, but then you yell at some one else when they do, I have half a mind to hacvk and delete this site.

His/her/its post is immediately followed by one made by Go to Hell, aka Link:

You can't judge an author on one fic jackasses. and just so you know this is Link from anime spiral. so was Feh! I hope you all fucking rot.

Fairly standard, troll-wise... until Luna Belle shows up. She's upset that this story got flamed when there are other fics far more guilty of canon rape that are just crying out to be sporked. Or something:

Okay, I'm just wondering, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU UPSET OVER THIS?

If you have read MY stories, you would know:

- That I pair Hiei and Yukina together... in lemons.
- I often turn Hiei into a horny bastard, when God knows that coud never happen
- I make pair Kuwabara with Yusuke.
- I have turned Yukina into a pregnate hooker before
- I am obsessed with turning EVERYTHING OOC
- And I have have NEVER gotton such bad flames.

I DID get my account removed from both FFN and AS, but only because I needed time to breath. I have written VERY explict lemons pairing the MOST outragous people together - often in threesomes - and nobody cared. I got good reviews and angery flames and was eventually forced to Post a warning on my Bios but that was it.

Now you flaming a girl who turned one guy OOC. That's sad. Ever heard of Alternate Universe? There WERE warnings on it that it WAS NOT for Kuwabara Fans. Hell, God knows that I have mangled SO many characters SO many times for my own amusment and thi never happened. Never!

FYI, she has also written Kurama x Karasu lemons and MUCH worse things and was NEVER flamed. Miss CK has done so much worse than this - Hell, other people have done worse - and the ONE time she writes that, she is put down.

There is another story, both on FFN and AS, called Itsumo by Garnet-chan. It pairs two twins together. Why didn't she get any flames, I wonder?

And just so you know, crazykitsune has already stated that there are people who love that story and who love the incest tension (... me.. ) and she will continue writing for them. So why bother complaining?


And ShadowFox fully concurs, warning GAFFers to not commit blasphemy against make fun of her goddess favorite author or her devotees readers:

Yes, CK has done a lot worse than this fanfiction. Those Kurama x Karasu lemons were good. You all have no right to insult CK over anything she has written because it is all probably better than anything you'll EVER write. Do not insult Link either. He is a faithful reviewer to CK's many fanfictions, and a great person. Do not insult CK, her many fans, or anything like that. If you must insult someone, insult yourselves. Do you all have nothing better to do than sit on your asses and insult people? You all are truly disgusting. Have you no lives? I suggest finding something else to pass the time, because this is just wrong.

The wank goes on for awhile, until finally Luna Belle signs off:

Meh, you "people" are hopeless.

I'm just surprised that Miss CK can just sit there and not get mad after reading all this. Very surprising indeed...


And that's all for now, though here's hoping for another wave of trolls. For observational purposes, of course.



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[info]skarrow
2005-03-03 09:34 am UTC (link)
I bet the GAFFers are trembling in their little pink boots at being called "Lousers" and threatening to have the site "havcked."

No creativity. I almost miss LQ. Back before she got a clue and stopped wanking, she had real DRAMA.

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[info]kadath
2005-03-03 03:43 pm UTC (link)
"Havck" sounds like some kind Czech vodka. Bet it knocks you on your ass. I'll take a 750, please.

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redwarrior
2005-03-09 01:07 am UTC (link)
I thought it was a veiled reference to Jean Havoc from FMA. >3

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Finally, GAFF wank where the GAFFers aren't the wankers
[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-03-03 11:34 am UTC (link)
I love GAFF. I'm shameless about it. I hang out there every day. That's why it does my heart good to see the trolls doing the wanking for a change.

CruellaDaOz-When we see badfic, we mock it. We just haven’t seen yours

Yee-haw.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-03 12:03 pm UTC (link)
This is an awesome fanfic

Where's a Strongbad icon when you need one?

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[info]mrbimble
2005-03-03 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm especially fond of the troll defending his Writer.

Does he get extra troll points for capitalizing it? Does the Writer love him more for his adoration?

(Reminds me of the twit that informed me I had to capitalize her Drabbles because they were works of Art)

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[info]byagghametta
2005-03-03 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Hiei/Yukina? Ze goggles, zey do nothink!

Though Yukina the pregnant hooker sounds mildly amusing, if written well. XD

Also, lousers? The fandom has lice? O_O

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-03 08:52 pm UTC (link)
We ARE the fandom's lice. Hadn't you heard? XD

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redwarrior
2005-03-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
That's not the WORST incest pairing in the fandom.

I have seen TOGUROCEST. *shudder*

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[info]byagghametta
2005-03-09 06:10 am UTC (link)
I really, really need the Gaia Online "gonk" emote now. It's about the only thing that will suffice.

Ew.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-04 01:33 am UTC (link)
As I'm sure you all know already, metaquotes is providing lovely wankage here:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/2653643.html

Still rather small and Greylion is very obviously being a troll but everyone's rising nicely to the occasion.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-07 10:15 am UTC (link)
This is precisely why I love GAFF so much. The wank! We're infamous!

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redwarrior
2005-03-09 01:04 am UTC (link)
My opinion on Kuwabara:

If he's good enough for 'Minoru', he's good enough for me. >33

And if you're going to make YYH characters DELIBRATELY OOC, in my mind you are beating the shit out of Togashi-sensei, butt-raping him, and leaving him to die. [/wank]

Show the original author more respect, please.

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