Clock Wank
Not precisely wank, but not non wank either. Baby wank?

Anyways, so Microsoft holds its own internal tech fair to keep employees up to date on all the electronic goodies being developed in MS labs worldwide. Some engineers have designed a clock based on the Weasley family clock and since the blurb isn't gushing over with praise for the fact that the clock was originally JKR's idea, fans air their disgust.

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