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twoiskewl ([info]twoiskewl) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-06 20:11:00
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typical "i haet slash"?
(First wank. Oh my.)

Codename: Kids Next Door never wanks. Generally everyone just sits around being super polite and using a lot of those sweatdropping smilies. So it may be small, but it's rather remarkable for our tiny little fandom.

Two new kids show up, NumbahLT and Iguana. Apparently, nobody told them about being polite.

So after a bit of a scuffle (reply #185, a bit down), the two boys join together to... well, hate on slash.

Except they don't REALLY. (starts around reply #37)

Baby wank, but amusing to everyone watching.

ETA: the slash fankids strike back!

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[info]reinhardt
2005-03-07 04:53 am UTC (link)
The lack of earth logic hurts my brain.

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[info]auguris
2005-03-07 05:06 am UTC (link)
KND wank? D:

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[info]twoiskewl
2005-03-07 05:31 am UTC (link)
And you'd figure they'd all be too young for it, too.

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-03-07 05:14 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's the painkillers, but... I'm very confuzzled right now. ~goes to hug blankie~

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-03-07 05:55 am UTC (link)
"Non-homophobic slash-haters club".

Yes, you CAN hate slash without being homophobic. But this club seems to be based on flaming and being rude. :P

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-07 05:59 am UTC (link)
I thought I was the most liberal, hedonistic person on the planet, but the idea of CNKND fic that's rated beyond "G" makes me need a shower...

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[info]mastervex
2005-03-07 06:17 am UTC (link)
What about the spanking vampire?

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-03-07 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twoiskewl, 2005-03-07 06:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-03-07 06:27 am UTC
Icon - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-03-07 07:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-07 09:25 am UTC

redwarrior
2005-03-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Me too. >__<;;

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[info]napoleon
2005-03-07 07:31 am UTC (link)
If you confuse Kids Next Door with the Kids in the Hall, this wank becomes even more amusing.

Not that I, like, did that or anything.

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[info]crickets
2005-03-07 07:39 am UTC (link)
Uh, me neither.

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[info]bohicamouse
2005-03-07 09:20 am UTC (link)
There's a KND fandom, even?

Your icon rules, hee.

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[info]twoiskewl
2005-03-07 09:23 am UTC (link)
As does yours, my friend. As does yours.

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[info]seppuku
2005-03-07 03:54 pm UTC (link)
There is. Visit the KND section of the Pit - it's terrifying. Or, it was last time I checked. I haven't had the nerve to go back in a while.

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(no subject) - [info]bohicamouse, 2005-03-07 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seppuku, 2005-03-08 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twoiskewl, 2005-03-08 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seppuku, 2005-03-08 08:30 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-03-07 09:40 am UTC (link)
No one suspects KND wank! Not even me, apparently, since I took one look at the post and went 'guh?!' at it.

[scrubs brain at KND slash] I don't wanna know. At all. This is my last hope for a cartoon that isn't sexualized yet.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-07 12:06 pm UTC (link)
There aren't any. Rocket Power; Rugrats; Ed, Edd, and Eddy - if they air it, sexuality will come.

Or something like that, only phrased in a far less lame manner.

And, ya know, not that I've actually read Rugrats porn or anything.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-03-07 01:42 pm UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-07 10:01 am UTC (link)
This club was created for the people like me who thinks that slash can take the characters WAY too OOC.

And het doesn't ever, of course. Yeah, he's just not homophobic, he just hates OOCness, except only when it's gay...

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[info]blue_linnet
2005-03-07 10:30 am UTC (link)
This whole 'I hate slash but am not homophobic' is kind of annoying. I mean..why? Most of the reasons people give, like, 'it's generally OOC' 'it's badly written porn' or whatever could apply equally to either most het pairings, or unconventional het pairings. Like, in Harry Potter, the chances of Harry and Draco hooking up are about the same as Hermione and Snape hooking up, so it's not like the slash one is necessarily 'more OOC'.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-03-07 01:57 pm UTC (link)
I feel sorry for the genficcers.

"I hate slash."
"OMFG YOU HOMOPHOBE!"
"I hate het, too."
"YOU'RE SCARED OF YOUR SEXUALITY!"
"... I hate people."
"Well, that's okay."

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-07 10:39 am UTC (link)
I used to frequent that KND board, but now now I've stopped. The mods and admins on that board are like the fucking Gestapo.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-07 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I do so love when someone with admin privileges feels empowered by demonstrating their modliness at the drop of a hat.

I'm with ya. I left a mailing list because I was tired of seeing the posts from mods chastising members outnumber the actual posts.

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[info]mastervex
2005-03-07 12:02 pm UTC (link)
What, now we're adding nazis to the vampires and the spanking? Man, how kinky is this gonna get?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-07 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-07 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-07 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-08 07:23 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-08 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-09 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-09 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-11 12:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-11 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-09 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 09:38 pm UTC
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[info]twoiskewl
2005-03-08 03:17 am UTC (link)
Oh? Who's this? And when did you leave? (i.e. do I know you?)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twoiskewl, 2005-03-11 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-12 12:34 am UTC

[info]palabradot
2005-03-07 02:50 pm UTC (link)
Kids Next Door fandom wank?

Excuse me, I need to rescue Numbahs 1 and 5 from this idiocy. Y'all can have what's left.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-07 06:31 pm UTC (link)
I didn't find this the least bit amusing. *yawn*

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(no subject) - [info]littlekitsch, 2005-03-08 11:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-11 01:25 am UTC

ketsuban
2005-03-07 08:56 pm UTC (link)
There's C:KND slash? *is happy* And what are these people on, saying that 10-year-olds can't be gay? Most of the gay and bi people I know knew they were such since they were kids.

Besides, Nigel has a girlfriend. Which means that at 10, he knows he likes girls. I fail to see why any of the other characters couldn't already know if they were gay or not.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twoiskewl, 2005-03-10 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - ketsuban, 2005-03-10 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-11 04:44 pm UTC

  
   
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