A Rose by any other name would still be as spoilery.
The new Doctor Who series is scheduled to be shown in the UK at the end of March. However, an un-tidied-up copy of the first episode has already been leaked onto the internet. The Beeb are annoyed.

Hence, the inevitable spoiler wank (and, yes, here be spoilers):

Damn Americans and your spoilers!

How dare you post spoilers behind a cut tag that I inevitably must click on because I have no will power?!

Note to computer: Download faster, goldangit!