Fear Not - a shining beacon for art, truth and wank is among us
This choice wank was brought to my attention by the excellent lala247 and, since the original threads were sadly deleted, hosted by the equally excellent queenmab_223.

So, there's a music industry fan forum called The Velvet Rope.

Meet Jamie Leigh - a one-woman walking fandom. Self-described artist, musician, poet, author, web-mistress, auteur, bleeding heart, domestic abuse survivor. "I am here to celebrate the power of human and divine individuality mixed with limitless creative expression - I hope you enjoy your time with me."

Jamie, with her very first post, spams an area called The Hype with a page-long self-pimp (unfortunately lost to the ether) pointing the way to her butt-clenchingly awful, unfathomable, irritating labyrinth of a website. The Guillotine Of Truth Has Fallen!

A new thread begins mocking her, complete with posting of hysterically funny pictures.

See Jamie Leigh defend her intentions by taking the Higher Moral Ground! Hear her ramble about being voted a Phenomenal Woman Of The Web! Watch a member drop in to defend her, then read further, step back, and encourage others to renew their "beatings"! Send Jamie your phone number! She'll call you to prove herself! (She is, after all, "one of the foremost women of the Internet today.")

Pages hosted separately:

Page 1 - My name is Jamie Leigh, and I welcome you into my world. A world where all that is known is that nothing is known nor will ever be known for sure.

Page 2 - Smile more people, you are so filled with this anger, if I can help you filter it out than I guess it's a good thing.

Page 3 - Animals and kids are what I surround myself with, they keep me humble.

Page 4 - My visitors call me the 'Madonna Of The Internet' so it's not something I came up with.

Page 5 - Trust me sweetheart, if you met me away from your computer safety net you wouldn't say much more than a peep, trust me.