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celeste, transvestite of champions (suzywongdress) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-09 18:49:00

From the Ice Princess boards
IMDb is my foremost choice for sex ed.

princeofenemies: It appears her cute little butt takes a real pounding in this movie.

optims129: i know id love to give her cute little butt a real good pounding!!!

Both_Ways: Then you are an immoral pervert. Having heterosexual sex outside of marriage or some sort of legal and binding commitment to your partner, leads to single-parent/teen-parent/fatherless homes and underprivileged children, and is a scourge upon the lives of babies and children.

Most teens do that these days only to prove to other people that they are not gay, and that is a pity. You'd be better off using homosexuality as a recreational sex outlet, and only using heterosexuality for the purposes of reproduction within marriage. Just imagine a child living a life of 70 years or more with only one or in fact no parents, and put yourself in that child's shoes, and see if you would not prefer two loving and nurturing parents instead, and the benefits that come with that.

Remember: Trevor Blumas (Teddy Harwood) once said to me in a private e-mail that "having heterosexual sex outside of marriage is irresponsible."

Everyone else: WTF?

Remember: Only queers screw before marriage!*

* - Could this be why gay marriage isn't yet legal?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-10 02:17 am UTC (link)

Here I have an opportunity to get one of the first comments in, and perhaps start things off with something witty, profound, or just plain snarky, and yet, I'm boggling too much to know what to say.

No, wait, wait, I've got it now.

So, this guy is proposing using homosexuality as a way of, in a sense, thinking of the children and/or protecting the sanctity of marriage, right? Would that be a form of irony?

~lokowolfpunk on LJ

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	troll in the dungeon! marlo 2005-03-10 02:19 am UTC (link)
	This strikes me as extremely tongue-in-cheek, particularly because it's so articulate. (Reply to this)

	jaina 2005-03-10 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Yay, Ice Princess! If you are a math and physics genius (and you're skinny and adorable like Dawn Summers), you too can be an instant figure skating success and land triples on your first try! (One wonders why the MIT Figure Skating Club hasn't had more success...) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dawnswalker 2005-03-10 03:29 am UTC (link)
	(One wonders why the MIT Figure Skating Club hasn't had more success...) You aren't believing in yourselves hard enough! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

adora_spintriae, 2005-03-10 04:00 am UTC

lindentree, 2005-03-10 05:13 am UTC

dawnswalker, 2005-03-10 05:17 am UTC

telophase, 2005-03-10 06:25 am UTC

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-10 02:49 am UTC (link)
	You'd be better off using homosexuality as a recreational sex outlet, and only using heterosexuality for the purposes of reproduction within marriage. Ancient Greece? Is that you? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lurker32 2005-03-10 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Bwah! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	loony666 2005-03-10 03:01 am UTC (link)
	dies giggling You win. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

sarajayechan, 2005-03-10 03:22 am UTC

loony666, 2005-03-10 06:21 am UTC

visp, 2005-03-10 07:56 am UTC

arielchan, 2005-03-10 03:46 am UTC

back_button, 2005-03-10 03:51 am UTC

kijikun, 2005-03-10 04:24 am UTC

annabelle_lee, 2005-03-10 05:14 am UTC

suzywongdress, 2005-03-10 05:21 am UTC

evilsource, 2005-03-10 06:16 am UTC

dark_puck, 2005-03-10 08:09 am UTC

	selenis 2005-03-10 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I laughed so hard while reading that... You'd be better off using homosexuality as a recreational sex outlet, and only using heterosexuality for the purposes of reproduction within marriage. So, the plan is gay for my own pleasure from the sexx0rs but straight for marriage/reproduction... Too funneh... (Reply to this)(Thread)

valarltd, 2005-03-10 03:11 pm UTC

lukita, 2005-03-12 11:55 am UTC

	dracothelizard 2005-03-10 02:52 am UTC (link)
	"IMDb is my foremost choice for sex ed." I thought fanfic was? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-03-10 02:54 am UTC

suzywongdress, 2005-03-10 03:03 am UTC

wolfychan, 2005-03-10 03:31 am UTC

tyraarane_, 2005-03-10 05:03 am UTC

annabelle_lee, 2005-03-10 05:18 am UTC

dark_puck, 2005-03-10 08:11 am UTC

	radiotrash 2005-03-10 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm not awake enough to deal with this level of WTF. (Reply to this)

	cicer 2005-03-10 03:00 am UTC (link)
	You'd be better off using homosexuality as a recreational sex outlet, and only using heterosexuality for the purposes of reproduction within marriage. blinks Damn. That's one I've never heard before. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-10 03:10 am UTC (link)
	please god took adams rib and gave him eve just so hed stop humping the animals and trees!!!! and look what they did enough said!!! That amuses me. Besides. Who's going to get pregnant through butt sex? Ignoring mpreg, of course. (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2005-03-10 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Both_Ways: Then you are an immoral pervert. Having heterosexual sex outside of marriage or some sort of legal and binding commitment to your partner, leads to single-parent/teen-parent/fatherless homes and underprivileged children, and is a scourge upon the lives of babies and children. Woah, overreact much? XD (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - cicer, 2005-03-10 06:37 am UTC

dark_puck, 2005-03-10 08:13 am UTC

	wolfychan 2005-03-10 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Man, that guy would make so much sense if everyone were bisexual and birth control had never been invented. Ancient primitive (entirely mythical) matriarchal society people keep bringing up in gender studies classes, is that you? (Reply to this)(Thread)

greenling, 2005-03-10 05:53 am UTC

wolfychan, 2005-03-10 05:54 am UTC

	ipomoea 2005-03-10 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh God. It's that guy. We've had it out with him on DLA before. He crazeh! (Reply to this)(Thread)

adora_spintriae, 2005-03-10 04:06 am UTC

qwertyuiop, 2005-03-10 05:19 am UTC

adora_spintriae, 2005-03-10 06:08 am UTC

esorlehcar, 2005-03-10 04:25 am UTC

a_partridge, 2005-03-12 09:27 pm UTC

esorlehcar, 2005-03-12 09:41 pm UTC

a_partridge, 2005-03-12 11:59 pm UTC

liebestod, 2005-03-10 06:26 am UTC

zuzu, 2005-03-10 06:33 am UTC

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 09:24 am UTC

arielchan
2005-03-10 03:49 am UTC (link)

Having heterosexual sex outside of marriage or some sort of legal and binding commitment to your partner, leads to single-parent/teen-parent/fatherless homes and underprivileged children, and is a scourge upon the lives of babies and children.

Most teens do that these days only to prove to other people that they are not gay, and that is a pity.

*raises hand* Mister Both_Ways, sir? I'm bisexual, so what am I trying to prove when I frequently have hot, sweaty, condomless sex with my boyfriend?

Also, why am I not pregnant? You know, aside from the birth control pills, which obviously don't work since this recreational sex is resulting in so many unloved baybees.

~*Ariel*~

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slackerbitch, 2005-03-10 04:08 am UTC

arielchan, 2005-03-10 04:15 am UTC

wolfychan, 2005-03-10 05:00 am UTC

lindentree, 2005-03-10 05:15 am UTC

annabelle_lee, 2005-03-10 05:28 am UTC

	backfromspace 2005-03-10 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, links in the signatures. I feel like I've stumbled into a prettier version of domlijah. Silver earrings are the new orange shirts! (Reply to this)(Thread)

backfromspace, 2005-03-10 05:27 am UTC

renata_hpjc, 2005-03-10 04:23 pm UTC

backfromspace, 2005-03-10 10:50 pm UTC

	evilsource 2005-03-10 06:14 am UTC (link)
	And did you know that fully 1 in 3 children born today are illegitimate -- born outside of marriage? Oh shit! I missed the memo. Will someone out there be my Daddy? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 06:18 am UTC

furiosity, 2005-03-10 06:26 am UTC

evilsource, 2005-03-10 06:26 am UTC

platypus, 2005-03-10 07:38 am UTC

evilsource, 2005-03-10 07:43 am UTC

pokecheck, 2005-03-10 08:32 am UTC

cpip, 2005-03-10 04:56 pm UTC

	hellespont 2005-03-10 06:30 am UTC (link)
	You'd be better off using homosexuality as a recreational sex outlet, and only using heterosexuality for the purposes of reproduction within marriage. I think somebody's been hanging out with the cool kids at www.TechnicalVirgin.com (Reply to this)(Thread)

bekkoko, 2005-03-10 08:43 am UTC

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-10 06:57 am UTC (link)
	So by that logic if I'm abstinent by choice (and not as a result of some screwed up religious crap or any crap spewed out by the government), then I'm really trying to prove to the world how straight I am? Abstinence has made me gay then, right? OH NO! (Reply to this)(Thread)

back_button, 2005-03-10 06:10 pm UTC

	platypus 2005-03-10 07:44 am UTC (link)
	What is it with sex ed. and wank this week? Did I miss a memo? (Reply to this)(Thread)

coffee_mug, 2005-03-10 04:00 pm UTC

	gal_montag 2005-03-10 09:20 am UTC (link)
	Remember: Only queers screw before marriage! So. Does this make me queer? (Reply to this)(Thread)

cpip, 2005-03-10 04:59 pm UTC

	redwarrior 2005-03-10 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oy...this is so fucked up I don't even know where to begin. Since when is wanting to give a GIRL anal sex automatically mean you're GAY? Oh, gee, I forgot, sexual orientation is defined by orifices and not people. >P (Reply to this)(Thread)

back_button, 2005-03-10 11:20 pm UTC

	redwarrior 2005-03-10 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	PS: ICON LOVE! (Reply to this)

	itscaresmyid 2005-03-12 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Teh fck? Remember: Only queers screw before marriage! * - Could this be why gay marriage isn't yet legal? To make gay sex more of a sin in the church's eyes than it already is.... So hetero sex means you're gay; does gay sex mean you're straight? Or maybe the entire world is gay... Takeover! Oh, and this Both_Ways person ~~stalks~~ emails semi-famous people? Sure. (Reply to this)

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