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kalicephirot ([info]kalicephirot) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-12 18:58:00
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Current mood:Sex-ay
Current music:Aladdin.

Fiennes wank!
I think I've a thing for brothers wank (not like that. Well, if it's the Fiennes wanking...)

So. There's in livejournal a community dedicated to the talented Fiennes brother, Ralph and Joseph (fiennes_daily). You can post Ralph, you can post Joseph, and everybody's happy! You don't have to agree on which is the hotter. You may even be one of the few that think both are!

Up until now.

[info]rfienneslover posts a stat of nominations both brothers have had, declaring Ralph is the king.

Enter the Joseph fans

Gratuitous great-but-not-really-hot actors pics, and some comments saying 'It's about the hotness, not the acting'.

It's small but amusing, and may grow more.


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a.k.a RFienneslover
[info]mstalkerfangirl
2005-03-13 04:00 am UTC (link)
I'm famous! Woohoo! *does a little dance* It was all in good fun, folks! No harm done. *GRINZ* (Note: I actually didn't start it, but I sure as heck did finish it. *wink*)

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-13 04:00 am UTC (link)
I like the hot 'n' sexay pic of Michael Caine with his oscar.

Hee.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-03-13 04:06 am UTC (link)
I'm too busy looking at pictures to read wank now! XD

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-13 04:41 am UTC (link)
That place is a gold mine

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-03-13 06:03 am UTC (link)
oh yes, a very pretty eye'd gold mine.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-13 06:29 am UTC (link)
Yeah, cos if there's one thing that says "Voldemort", it's pretty eyes.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-03-13 07:28 am UTC (link)
At the total risk of sounding like I live in a den with wolves, what one plays him? I haven't really seen any of the movies, just parts here and there.

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[info]selenis
2005-03-13 07:46 am UTC (link)
That'd be Ralph...

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JOSEPH IS HAWTER!

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-03-13 06:27 pm UTC (link)
I find them both extreamly pretty but Josephs got those eyes...

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[info]mstalkerfangirl
2005-03-13 06:30 pm UTC (link)
*nods* He does, indeed. Eyes which are set too close together. :-)

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-03-13 06:51 pm UTC (link)
*tilts head* OMG you are right! LMAO here the color had distracted me. XD I may have to join that com, it looks like a happy place.

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[info]southbitch
2005-03-26 07:03 am UTC (link)
A-men!

Eyes TOO close and Snoopy nose.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-13 11:49 pm UTC (link)
My people!

*snugs Joseph*

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-13 07:48 am UTC (link)
Ralph Fiennes is cast as Voldemort (post-graveyard-resurrection) for the upcoming GoF movie. I bet he'll look rather nice with a pair of red contacts, since he looks so damn fine without.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-03-13 08:40 am UTC (link)
I'm hoping that they put enough make up on him so I'd be distracted enough of his voice, since Ralph's voice has the strange ability to turn me into a poodle ^^'

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dracothelizard
2005-03-13 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, you know what that means, right? Voldemort fangirls! Because Voldemort just needs the love of a good Mary-sue, obviously.

Actually, I'm betting that's already happening. But it will happen MORE after the movies.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-03-14 03:03 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'm sure it's already happening. I found once a Bellatrix-sue complete with Daughter-Sue.

And yes. That was my only complaint about Voldemort!Ralph. Other than that... Alan Rickman+Jason Isaacs+Gary Oldman+Ralph Fiennes, all in the same movie? Mmmmmmm-mmmm, happy me.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-14 05:54 am UTC (link)
Okay, could anyone have predicted that Goblet of Fire and Kingdom of Heaven would be duking it out for the sweetest manflesh flick of the year?

Life is good.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-03-14 08:58 am UTC (link)
Live is very good. I don't care what anyone says about the HP movies: as long as they continue hoarding all the hot brits and having them in their cast, my life is going to be a very happy one. <3

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[info]bakunina
2005-03-22 10:28 pm UTC (link)
That all began two years ago when Christian Coulson played Tom Riddle. Hell, I was a puddle of goo after staring at the boy who would grow up to be Lord Voldemort. After all, since they cast Chris, they'd have to cast someone hot to play the older version.

And I was right. *drool* (I also avoid the fandom as much as possible because I don't need to read Voldemort porn written in bad attempts at Britglish, thanks. Plus really, Ralph is hot, but add in Timothy Spall [Voldemort/Wormtail OTP!!eleven], it just ain't so pretty.)

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-13 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Way long time ago, a friend gave me a cassette (it was that long ago) of Ralph reading a poem by Neruda. Yeah. Happy shuddering and shaking.

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-03-13 11:58 pm UTC (link)
...cue my obsessive searching for MP3s....now.

Why does no one have the Il Postino soundtrack!!!!!!!!!

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-03-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
Hurrah! Found it!

In case anyone else wanted to hear it, it's here: http://www.heavenandnature.com/asp/OdeSea.asp . In addition, you can listen to excerpts of all the poems read by all celebrities (I recommend Ethan Hawke and Rufus Sewell's particularly) here - http://www.discoweb.com/es/common/info.aspx_$Ref=190694$Title=The+Postman+(il+Postino)+(el+Cartero+Y+Pablo+Neruda)_.html .

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-14 12:23 am UTC (link)
You do not know how damn cool you are.

*glee*

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-03-14 07:58 am UTC (link)
Dude, thank YOU for alerting me to the fact that it existed. I have a huge thing for hot men with hot voices reading poetry or short stories. (For example, I have a playlist dedicated solely to Viggo Mortensen reading that makes me sigh for hours on end.) You've just fueled the addiction.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-14 08:06 am UTC (link)
Viiiiiiggo. Mmmmmmm.

Oh! You just made me remember. Ralph Fiennes did the abridged audiobook for The English Patient. I found the CDs in England.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-03-14 03:00 am UTC (link)
I love you. Deeply, truly and madly.

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-03-14 07:56 am UTC (link)
Awww...thank you! Believe me, I'm more than happy to share the love of hot men speaking hot words.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-03-14 03:04 am UTC (link)
.... Ralph, reading a Neruda poem? *audigasm*

With that voice? He-llo, Dark Lord. Yes, I'll serve you if you promise to always talk. I don't care about what, as long as its 24/7

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[info]mstalkerfangirl
2005-03-13 06:34 pm UTC (link)
A poodle, huh? So...do you have a collar and leash for such occasions? *grinz*

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-03-14 02:58 am UTC (link)
collar yes, but a leash not. I tend to hump people when that happens ^_-

Sorry for the typo. I had tests this weekend and my brain broke

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[info]ide_cyan
2005-03-14 07:01 am UTC (link)
Ralph starred in a movie with Cate Blanchett (Oscar & Lucinda).

Galadriel and Voldemort: clearly the ultimate OTP.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-14 08:16 am UTC (link)
OMG! They will conquer the universe. *awe*

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-03-13 06:53 pm UTC (link)
lmao. Oh well, a lot of makeup and contacts can work.

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[info]marumae
2005-03-26 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Agreed XD. Well that and I'm too busy staring at your hawt ninja boobs, you really need to put those away you know. YOu always distract me when you post to a wank. *points to daniel icon*

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-03-27 11:43 pm UTC (link)
*pets your icon*

I know, with great Ninja boobies comes great responsibility. XD But I'm not a responsible person. *bounces around*

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[info]amasaglajax
2005-03-13 05:00 am UTC (link)
funniest, sweetest, cleverest 'wank' ever. :D

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[info]ralph_fiennes
2005-03-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
M!Ralph: *looks at pretty pictures, puffs up* Damn! I AM hot!!! Whoo-hoo!!! *waggles ass at M!Joseph*

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[info]mstalkerfangirl
2005-03-13 07:28 am UTC (link)
*WORSHIPS* I bow to your every whim, Oh Great One! *LOL*

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[info]ladysorka
2005-03-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
I know who Ralph Fiennes is, but, uh...

Who's Joseph Fiennes?

Yeah. Um... I'll just away to IMDB.

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[info]trollprincess
2005-03-13 06:39 am UTC (link)
The lead in Shakespeare in Love. He's adorable, I'll give him that. :)

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-13 07:50 am UTC (link)
Oh.... OH.... ew. Sorry, but I think I'll stick with his brother.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-13 08:30 am UTC (link)
Mmmmm. Ralph. Been a fangirl since I was legally a girl.

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[info]geegaw
2005-03-13 06:08 pm UTC (link)
That's okay, then. More for me.

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Off-topic to main topic buuuuuut...
[info]marumae
2005-03-26 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I'll have to slide on in and agree, I like Joesph as an actor but as for hotness, I'm a bigger Ralph fan girl and have been for years...damn I know this has been said before but mmm...Ralph as Voldemort...never has evil been so pretty. *Shoves lj's Sex and Villany community aside.*

Damn, Jason Issacs, Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Daivd Thewlis AND Ralph Fiennes in one movie? Must...stop...the...hot...british...men...*dies*.

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[info]kenovay
2005-03-13 04:34 pm UTC (link)
*sniggers at icon*

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[info]plazmah
2005-03-13 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Teehee! Icon <3

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[info]marumae
2005-03-26 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Talk about icons damn...Boone and Shannon...*hawt*

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I was JUST going to ask...from 'Participant Observer'
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2005-03-14 06:27 am UTC (link)
if it was even sporting to comment on wankage in a fandom based on a person or persons - it seems so obvious that it's hardly even necessary to say that there is wankage. You know what I mean:
"Oh, hiiii! I just found this kewl sight! I am sekritly married to [name celebrity of choice] and am having hir love childe!!!"

So...if it's considered sporting, I have some fabulously wanky tales to relate!

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