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Pony wank triple feature baby Now onto our main course. Bebear1995 took some scans of the ponies from her store's catalogue. Or something like that. What makes this notable is that in the toyfair pictures, two of the ponies in her catalogue were of the pegasus variety. In her catalogue? Not so much. Anyway, Dietotaku (you may remember her from the 'YOU CUT YOUR PONY'S HAIR!?' wank that none of you remember) shows up, disagrees in her special way, Bebear gets annoyed and takes them down, Dietotaku reposts the pictures, namecalling starts, mistakes are made, MEN DIE.*** Mostly it's bitching about small plastic horses and what shapes they'll be made in. For dessert, we have tried and true opening up MIB ponies. Rpeters22 got herself some ponies! They were still in their box. She thought they were cute! So she took them out after asking if anyone else wanted to trade for them so she wouldn't have to. No one did, so there was openage. The spazzing begins. Notable wankers: Lovely tickle who tells us that Rpeters22 has destroyed cultural property****, Glorfindel (as seen above), MareGathersWords who asks us Does that mean the person who owns the Mona Lisa is entitled to paint over it because they paid for it? after complaining that the fact they own the ponies is no excuse for them doing as they please, and Frisket17 who insists that Rpeters22 had a social responsibility not to open her toys. Remember! To open the ponies is to give in to selfishness and help bring us one step further to the crumbling of society. *Mint on card. Never opened. This explanation makes the second one useless, but I wrote the second one first so leave me alone. **to open the eighties ponies that managed to make it this long still in their packaging. Tantamount to killing and raping a baby seal to people like Glorfindel. It's fun. ***go read penny arcade ****where they've gone, we can't follow. No translation. |
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