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	singe 2003-06-08 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	AAAAAHAAHAAAA!!! At least it wasn't a cat! And, hallelujah, the fic wasn't about what I FEARED it was going to be about. Good job! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tinfoil_portia 2003-06-08 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	like, omg bestiality? o.O runs away (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lcsbanana 2003-06-08 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	heh. Popslash is still ahead of the curve, although I'm way too lazy to look it up. Story called "Milk," wherein Lance--->cat, written sometime before March 2002, which is when I read it. But yours is SuperCool and dom-flavoured! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tinfoil_portia 2003-06-08 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Dammit, pipped to the post by the evol nslashers shakes fist* But, like, Dom! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kristenk2
2003-06-08 10:12 pm UTC (link)

Oh, portia, I'm sorry, but even crusty old X-Files has you beat. We've had Skinner turn into a cat, Mulder turn into a five-year-old child, and there's even one wacky threesome where Skinner, Mulder and Scully all turn into half-human, half-jungle cats and have hot slobbery man-woman-animal sex on the steps of a ruined temple in middle of a rain forest.

I know there are more of these too, but I'm blanking. *g*

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snacky
2003-06-09 03:50 am UTC (link)

Sekrit message to

kristenk2:

Okay, I've read the Skinner into a cat one, and I've read the Mulder into a kid one (and the Skinner into a kid one!), and I've read "Life From the (Oh, sweet fancy Moses! My eyes are bleeding) Ashes", and I've read that one where Mulder grows a vagina and marries Skinner in a white wedding and Skinner spanks him on their wedding night. But what the hell is that last one? And why haven't you told me about it before this?

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	kristenk2 2003-06-09 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Sekrit message to snacky: The story is called Ferotica. Be warned, it's very...odd. Oh, and I was wrong; Scully doesn't turn into a jungle cat, she becomes a parrot. Okay, that was the weirdest sentence I've ever typed. g (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snacky 2003-06-09 06:22 am UTC (link)
	::sobs:: OMGWTF?!?!111! Why, god, why? Why in the name of all that is right and good in this world would someone write a story in which Skinner comes all over a pyramid and Scully turns into a naughty parrot ~~and Krycek is shot in the head by Skinner~~? Oh, my poor fandom. My poor Skinner and Mulder and Scully. They don't deserve this, no, no they don't! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	allen 2003-06-08 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention Maggie's wonderful JC-turns-into-a-kitten fic, the name of which I'm blanking on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kirsch 2003-06-08 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	or lise's turns-into-a-camel story. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2003-06-08 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	oh god, yes, "walk like a camelidae"! heeeeee. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stubbleglitter 2003-06-09 06:31 am UTC (link)
	No, Cathy had the JC-turns-into-kitten fic--I had the Justin-turns-into-spider-then-eats-JC fic. g (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2003-06-09 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oops, I totally suck and got y'all confused. Please don't murder me in my sleep? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: stubbleglitter 2003-06-09 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, there's way worse people you could have confused me with--I'm pretty pleased with this one. But wouldn't it be fun if I turned into an insect and nibbled on your elbow? ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2003-06-13 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'd be creeped right out, yes. Not a fan of bugs. g (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soy_latte 2003-06-08 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	There was also a "Justin turns into a dog" fic. I don't remember who wrote it though... it's been awhile. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kia 2003-06-08 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. It's called And They Call It Puppy Love, written by she who shall not be named. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	soy_latte 2003-06-08 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I thought it might have been her. I was going to go check but then I realized I didn't exactly care who had written it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jfpbookworm 2003-06-08 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Aww. I was gonna suggest "hornfic", where the character suddenly has a unicorn horn sprouting out of their forehead. Bone or crystal, your choice. And of course, against all biology it would turn out to be an erogenous zone. Because if angels are pretty, so are unicorns. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	renjenri 2003-06-08 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	And they only like virgins! Bonus! (Reply to this)(Parent)

redconverse
2003-06-09 09:36 am UTC (link)

I'm tellin' ya: antler!fic. It's the wave of the future.

Seriously, though, I've once read a fic from some anime fandom with a character getting a unicorn horn for some absurd reason (although now I've completely forgotten which fandom, which stinks, as I now can't find it) so I know that, at least, is out there. But a good pair of moose antlers? That'll get some angst, especially when the chiropractor bill comes in.

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	diamonde 2003-06-10 04:59 am UTC (link)
	laughs And again, popslash has the horns already. Man, is there anything that hasn't already been done to nsync? I can just imagine that red carpet. Elijah may really be an actor, but Timberlake can snub because hey, he was a puppy, an angel and a girl first. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	esorlehcar 2003-06-08 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, but have you read the story a few months ago where Dom finds a stuffed dog on the beach and takes it home with him, and it comes to life and rapes him? I think that wins as far as insanity is concerned :-) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	allen 2003-06-08 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I just choked on my lunch whilst reading your icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tinfoil_portia 2003-06-08 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	d00d omg no where where where????????! gibbers (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	esorlehcar 2003-06-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Rover and Dom The author is actually quite talented - it's a bizarre-as-fuck and deeply disturbing story, but in no way is it badfic. And I'm told her other stuff is fantastic, but was the first thing I read and I haven't been able to make myself read any more, because, well. A stuffed dog comes to life and rapes Dom. Ewwwww. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bohicamouse 2003-06-09 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Even squickier is her Orc/Pippin scat fic, which took 10 years off my life. It's probably well-written but frankly my eyes kept wanting to skitter out of my head. But you're right, the rest of her (vanilla, as far as RPS goes) stuff is fantastic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mirabellawotr 2003-06-09 09:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh, sweet baby Jesus chewing on a swiss army knife, tell me that isn't that RPS writer people keep confusing me with. Because if anyone ever thought that I wrote Pippin/Orc OR scat, let alone some ungodly combination of the two, I would puke up everything I've eaten for a week. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snacky 2003-06-09 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Even squickier is her Orc/Pippin scat fic, which took 10 years off my life. Just reading the words "Orc/Pippin scat fic" makes me feel like I need to go to Confession. Please light a ~~purple~~ candle for my soul. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tintin 2003-06-09 08:43 am UTC (link)
	cries and cries I will never be clean again. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	raisedbyhyenas 2003-06-09 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Eheheheheh I think MESPT did it over a year ago. Okay, it was FRODO, but still. ;) (Reply to this)