Fanficrants rides-er, wanks again!
It starts off with a seemingly innocent rant about heterophobia and why it's stupid...

Then comes this:

But there is No Need To Whine when someone writes a romance story with male characters you like and they're not buggering each other in the ass every fifteen minutes, instead choosing to follow the natural human tendency to, I dunno, procreate with the opposite sex?

And people strongly disagree.

It's not a wank of epic porportions, but some of the OP's statements...lesbianism is trendy? ALL humans naturally have the urge to make babies with the opposite sex? Huh?