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Sister Wank - Like the Bride of Jesus In A Way ([info]sister_wank) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-17 13:39:00


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Current mood:Dangerous

Shoot the Heroins!
Misfits/Jem Femslash Wank

Notable mostly for this quote:

"Xena is so straight. That show went so wrong when producers let fans have too much say. Gah...even heroins aren't safe."

Are there words? I'm not sure.



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[info]dommichan
2005-03-17 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Well that's all fine and dandy about heroin, but what about meth? Inquiring minds want to know.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-17 09:00 pm UTC (link)
You know, I was wondering about the exact same thing...

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[info]gal_montag
2005-03-18 02:55 am UTC (link)
Everyone knows meth is the gay. The only thing more gay is coke.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-03-18 06:52 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-03-18 12:38 pm UTC

redwarrior
2005-03-17 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Meh.

I'm so sick of yaoi fans hating on the yuri and then saying they're not homophobic because they like to make the pretty bois have uber-romantic secks.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-17 09:55 pm UTC (link)
It's kind of the same thing as guys who like girl on girl action, but think two guys together as disgusting. Both are pretty stupid.

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(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-03-17 10:25 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]fatesarchitect, 2005-03-18 03:10 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-17 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Ah. So her gaydar is broken, but at least her anti-drug education stuck.

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[info]carlanime
2005-03-17 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Shoot the heroins!

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[info]sister_wank
2005-03-17 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm stealing that for the wank title. Thanks!

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(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-03-17 09:23 pm UTC

[info]esorlehcar
2005-03-17 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Every Jem comm I visit is FULL of Femslash stuff.. yet if I posted that banner, I'd be bashed. *shrugs*

My god, if you went to a community full of femmeslashers and posted a banner that said "Femmeslash sucks, losers," you'd be bashed? Has the world gone mad?

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[info]doyle
2005-03-17 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Icon! Homer/Homer OTP.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-18 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-03-18 09:41 pm UTC
*waves* - (Anonymous), 2005-03-18 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-03-18 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-18 10:08 pm UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2005-03-17 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Heroins! That reminds me of the fantastic film, The Commitments. They had an anti-drugs show, they had a banner that said "Heroine kills!"

I don't why, but it still cracks me up.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-18 06:31 am UTC

[info]kalicephirot
2005-03-17 09:21 pm UTC (link)
I'm SO checking my fingers to stop from wanking over there. Because DUDE.

I had more to comment, but the 'Xena is straight' has reduced me to just: Where we watching the same series?

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-03-17 09:48 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-03-17 09:24 pm UTC (link)
My heroin isn't safe anymore?
Ohnoes!!11

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[info]xero_sky
2005-03-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Yup. Because when I hear the words "straight chick", the very first thing that springs to mind is Xena.

But then, I don't think I watched any episodes without Bruce Campbell in them, because I will watch anything with Bruce Campbell in it no matter how painful.

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2005-03-18 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kerikeri, 2005-03-18 03:54 pm UTC
Mini HP wank in the making.
(Anonymous)
2005-03-17 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Does anyone remember aerynalexander whining like some 5 year old about avators at FAP and how it's OMGsonotfair that any newbie can get the really cool ones? Well she's back again (http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1261010#post1261010) wanting 4 posts back cultimating thus far in
"My reviews are often very thorough and time-consuming to write. I shouldn't lose the count just because some author yanks his/her fics. My considerable effort is still a) effort and b) mine.

ETA: No, I don't have the posts back yet. I've simply made others, which I emphatically say DO NOT make up for those lost." to the suggestion that an author may have pulled a fic that she reviewed.

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Re: Mini HP wank in the making. - [info]phosfate, 2005-03-17 09:45 pm UTC
Re: Mini HP wank in the making. - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-03-17 11:38 pm UTC
Re: Mini HP wank in the making. - [info]kate74, 2005-03-18 02:05 pm UTC
Re: Mini HP wank in the making. - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-03-20 01:39 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-03-17 09:32 pm UTC (link)
I just find her little "lesbians only exist because people force women to have sex!" sentiments both funny and head-desk-y at the same time.

I'll bet she also thinks Utena and Anthy are straight and so is Juri.

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(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2005-03-17 09:50 pm UTC
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[info]snacky
2005-03-17 09:57 pm UTC (link)
That banner kills me. Best thing I've seen all day.

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[info]palabradot
2005-03-17 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Is there a 'bisexual but Gabi-focused' box I can fill in there?

Straight? XENA? Indeed, what show was she watching?

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(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-03-17 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-20 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2005-03-17 10:43 pm UTC
GIP!
[info]romana03
2005-03-17 10:25 pm UTC (link)

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Re: GIP! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-17 10:58 pm UTC
Re: GIP! - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-03-18 01:14 am UTC
Re: GIP! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-18 04:12 am UTC
Re: GIP! - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-03-18 04:13 am UTC
Re: GIP! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-18 04:41 am UTC

[info]marlo
2005-03-17 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Well, at least she didn't post about it in a Jem community, because that would actually be wanky. I'm glad it's just in her journal.

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(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2005-03-17 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-03-17 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-17 11:01 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2005-03-18 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-18 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-03-18 07:57 am UTC
She's been at it in BRPS, too. - [info]windex_junkie, 2005-03-20 12:17 pm UTC

[info]lurker32
2005-03-18 12:59 am UTC (link)
Heroin's not safe? I'm so disillusioned.

As for femslash, come on. There are about three guys total in the entire show. What else are you gonna do? (Unless you're one of those weird people who writes that "gen" stuff...)

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My thoughts exactly... - [info]silrayn, 2005-03-18 03:10 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-03-18 04:26 am UTC
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[info]iczer6
2005-03-18 01:05 am UTC (link)
I can't write Jem fanfiction, I don't know the characters well enough to and I'd prefer to read the work of others.. but I don't WANT a non-canon element like femslash crammed down my throat JUST for being a Jem fan.

So you don't know the characters well enough to write fanfiction, but you do know them well enough to tell others which pairings they're allowed to write.

Hell it's been years since I saw Jem, maybe they were having lesbian orgies during the commerical breaks, I don't know, it's been a while since I watched it.

However even as a little girl I thought Rio was a controlling jackass.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-18 08:01 am UTC
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[info]deeablo
2005-03-18 07:12 am UTC (link)
Looks as if this person is a member of the anti_heterophob community. From their LJ info (boldface and typos are theirs):
Here, everyone can join together against the forces of hypocricy and heterophobia. Many a day have I sympathized for the strict heterosexuals who must endure being bashed by the homosexual minority. Well, not here. You're all welcomed to kick back and enjoy man-on-woman dicussions, openly and without fear of persecution. Those who are not of the heterosexual kind are also welcome to support our cause of procreation.

There are no requirements to join this community. Please refer to the rules below for further information:

~ Flaming is permitted, but try not to resort to spamming a million entries/comments worth of flames. Also, try to refrain from threatening others. If it's minor, I'll let it slid by, but don't make it a habit if someone starts whinning to me.
~ Please refrain from posting graphic pornography (i.e. visible intercourse, orally, analy, etc.). This community is not barred from minors.
~ Absolutely no absurdly illegal material. (for the brain-dead: Weed is okay. Child porn is baaad.)
The braintrust who started this rant wrote:
I'm a straight female, age 31. I've been ridiculed, hated and tormented for not being "open" enough to be bi. WTF.. lesbian sex makes me ill, why would I even consider it an option? I was born heterosexual the same way some of my friends were born gay or bi. I respect their preference, why is mine so offensive to them?
I don't think it's your "preference" that's offending people, honey.

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pot, kettle, how about an ANVIL? - (Anonymous), 2005-03-18 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pepperlandgirl4, 2005-03-18 08:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-03-18 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-18 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2005-03-19 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-03-19 01:34 pm UTC
ZOMG homochondria! - [info]stroppy_prof, 2005-03-21 05:10 pm UTC
Re: ZOMG homochondria! - [info]princessdot, 2005-03-23 01:20 am UTC
...and the wank goes on.
(Anonymous)
2005-03-18 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Apparently, based entirely on ONE bad experience with ONE femmeslash writer years ago (http://www.livejournal.com/users/spirityouko/244576.html), the rest of us are now to blame (http://www.livejournal.com/users/spirityouko/243225.html?thread=130073#t130073).

Also, just an FYI, "these people" she spoke with? (http://www.livejournal.com/community/starlight_music/114514.html) Were very polite to her, given the circumstances. Including the (mainly gen and het writer) who MADE THE ICONS in teh first place.

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Re: ...and the wank goes on. - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-03-19 03:41 am UTC
Re: ...and the wank goes on. - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-03-19 03:49 am UTC
Re: ...and the wank goes on. - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-03-19 03:52 am UTC
Re: ...and the wank goes on. - [info]cleo_lassen, 2005-03-20 08:36 pm UTC
Re: ...and the wank goes on. - [info]pointandlaugh, 2005-03-19 04:36 am UTC

[info]suzycat
2005-03-20 07:23 am UTC (link)
Of COURSE Xena is straight. She just looks and acts like a bull dyke is all. No wonder people are confused.

That and the whole BFF thing with Gabrielle.

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