I SAID GO TO HELL FOR PUTTING SUCH A EVIL ASS SEED ON EARTH
Going from RPF Rape!wank to Wrestlefic flamewar is kinda like going from, well, LOTR to wrestling. Enjoy.

So apparently there's uh, some sort of very dedicated one-sided flamewar going on over in the WWE section of adultfanfiction.net. If only it were restricted to the reviews sections--oh no! Just a glance at that front page should reveal to you all the DEPTH of lilfolk's AGONY!

Lilfolk and LilG are "cousins," which means that either they're lesbian lovers from the outer solar system or sockpuppets, and one of them gets a bad review somewhere. I'm unsure of which one or even where the issue started, because all their fic is so awful that they never DON'T get bad reviews.

Apparently one of these anon reviews goes too far and the pair, along with "MissUndertaker" and "Carthages Finest," set out to spam the entire section with fics consisting of nothing but stuff like this:

FUCK YOU, YOU DAMN LAME! I DON'T CARE IFU IS BLACK OR WHITE
BITCH EITHER WAY IT GO I HATE YO DRUNK ASS TOO SO,

OH AND TUPAC SHAKUR AND CARTHAGES FINEST AND MUSHA ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE THIS DUMB HOE, THANKS FOR HAV'IN MY FUCKING BACK, :)

THIS BITCH WON'T ME TO TYPE ALL PROFESSIONAL AND SHIT I WRITE LIKE THIS CUZ I WON'T TO IT'S CALLED WRITING EBONICS DAMN Anon DID YOU EVEN LOOK THE WORD UP (DAMN! AND SHE SAID I CAN'T WRITE) CUZ YOU DON'T WRITE SO GOOD EITHER
I MESS UP PROBABLY BECAUSE SINCE YOU PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH, WORDS END UP FUCKED UP SO SHUT THE FUCK UP LAME! TELL YA UGLY -ASS MAMA
I SAID GO TO HELL FOR PUTTING SUCH A EVIL ASS SEED ON EARTH TO PLEAGUE PEOPLE'S FUCK U


I HATE U x)

Some of the stories attempt to incorporate some actual story. Uh, I THINK.

John cena was inchin on his ass so he cratched it and smelled his hand it did not smell to good SO what he did was went to his girl jazimine house and wiped it own her couch u son of a bitch she said ahhhhhhh! ahhhhh! ahhhh that feels good she changed cause he had already started to fuck her give me a piece of that oooo oooo ooooooooooo wow u really no how to fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (Ks truncated by editor for length)
You ANON and then he was like i no O AND FOR 1 OF THOSE MOTHER FUCKER I CAN WRITE MY STORYS SHORT AND THIS WILL BE A SHORT 1 AND THEN SABRINA WENT UP STAIRS AND JOHN BEST FRIEND SABRINA WAS UP THERE HE SAID JAZIMINE IN A MINITE SHE MOAN CAUSE SHE WAS GETTING HE DRY PUSSY SUCKED WET. ok im back well then she said umm there is something i have 2 tell u no let me go first john said will u marrie me yes then she got married then he broke his hear cuz umm she had told him about being LESBIAN LIKE U R ANON HAHA BITCH AND U BE TALKIN BOUT R GAMMAR U AINT SO PERFECT YO SELF WHAT IS CUZ AND LVOE IF U NO WHAT THAT IS U PROBLEY DONT CUZ UMM WELL U A WHITE FLUNKY/HONKY FUCK U ASS HOLE

For comparison, here's an actual story of hers. It's pretty much the same thing without all the caps.

Not that anything else up there is any better. Is it too much to ask for some HBK/Edge? Damn.

EDIT FOR THE SAKE OF EDITING!: I have no idea why I find it so funny that she has a random Batista fic up in the Aaron Carter section.

EDIT TWO: "Lemonking" gets in on the action with yet another fic for the flamewar. GEE I WONDER WHO HE COULD BE!

EDIT THREE: "Kaniva" sockpuppet gets in on the action with a new story and LilG posts yet another.

FUCK ANON I CANT STAND THAT HORE THAT NO EYE BALL HAVIN BITCH