I'm so mature the rules shouldn't apply to me!
In service of the effort to make fandom_wank essentially a mirror of fanficrants:
I'm under 18 and I want my smut!
I don't totally disagree with the poster (hell, I read porn way before I was 18), but her tone of voice and her responses to comments definitely register at least a 5.0 on the Wanker Scale.
That and the complaining about people using "cuss words" in sex scenes. I thought she said she was so mature?