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bitch_please ([info]bitch_please) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-27 18:38:00
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Current mood:Unrepentant

Billy + Ali = Death of Slash
I may be posting this a little prematurely, you be the judge.

Billy Boyd and his real life girlfriend work together in a film, Instant Credit. Not a big deal right? WRONG! Fangirls everywhere go mad with squeeing. Either about how cute the two of them are, or worse yet how this is the death of slash as we know it.
Aralinde remarks that the tinhats bashing Ali and Billy are freaking her out. "In closing, Billy has a girlfriend, he is not gaying it up with Dom, I know you swear you don't really think he is, but you probably do, and I'm sure he would just love how much you all despise his girlfriend."
Sweet_Pea Grub replies:
"I just think that Billy and Dom make such a better couple and with that so embedded in my mind, the thought of Billy and Ali together is kinda icky."
Ah yes the truth...it hurts.
Aralinde fights back.
Does anyone else finding is disturbing that they make icons of her?
Maybe I'm the one being wankish, but when did it become cool to fangirl all over a celebrity's girlfriend?


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[info]sarajayechan
2005-03-27 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Aah, slash tinhats always make me laugh when they go "WAAAAHH HE'S MARRIED TO A WOMAN OMG EW EW EW YUCKY HET!". As if a man and a woman making out was a fate worse than death. XD

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[info]squeakytoy
2005-03-28 12:32 am UTC (link)
As if a man and a woman making out was a fate worse than death.

You mean it's NOT?????!

NOOOOOO! My view of the world has been irreparably damaged!!!

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-03-28 02:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2005-03-28 04:59 am UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2005-03-28 03:04 am UTC (link)
For a laugh about the whole "eww, het" thing, take a look at this Google search, specifically the stock quote.

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-03-28 03:06 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 04:47 am UTC (link)
Which immedietly reminds me of the time when my friends and I were watching Pirates of the Caribbean and, at the Will/Elizabeth kiss, my very gay friend shouted out "EW HETEROSEXUAL KISSING". In the theatre.
Not the -same- thing, but it was damned funny none-the-less.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-03-28 06:42 am UTC

[info]lindentree
2005-03-27 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I don't see a whole lot of wank. sweetpea_grubb said she was just being sarcastic, and within like two posts it was dropped and everything was back to happy jokey la-la time.

Meh.

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[info]esorlehcar
2005-03-27 09:08 pm UTC (link)
I believe sweepea_grubb's "I'm just being saracastic" followed several posts in her own LJ about how much she hated and despised Ali, which ups the wank factor quite a bit. But they're all friends-locked, alas.

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-03-27 11:37 pm UTC

[info]geekmagirl
2005-03-27 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I never thought it'd make it here. It was wanky, but she and I 'made up' or whatever, and then it was back to kidding around.

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-03-27 11:40 pm UTC
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[info]nothing_to_say
2005-03-28 12:12 am UTC (link)
I was there reading that comment as well, but I don't see much of wankiness. Then again, I have a weird sense of humour.

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-03-28 04:42 am UTC
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[info]esorlehcar
2005-03-27 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Does anyone else finding is disturbing that they make icons of her?

No :-)

Well, okay, maybe. I can't help it. She's just really hot. And she and Billy together is pretty much the cutest thing ever.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-27 11:12 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-03-28 06:33 am UTC

[info]boadicea
2005-03-27 09:18 pm UTC (link)
when did it become cool to fangirl all over a celebrity's girlfriend?

When Orlando Bloom started dating Kate Bosworthless.

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-03-27 09:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]boadicea, 2005-03-27 11:51 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-28 07:01 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dana, 2005-03-28 07:20 am UTC

[info]nights_mistress
2005-03-27 10:07 pm UTC (link)
...am I the only one out there who doesn't give a shit who these celebrities are dating?

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[info]geekmagirl
2005-03-27 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, this might just be the HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

(this is [info]aralinde, btw)

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-03-27 10:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-27 10:43 pm UTC
obligatory "OMG WHERE IS THE WANK" post - flightstothesea, 2005-03-27 10:47 pm UTC
Re: obligatory "OMG WHERE IS THE WANK" post - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-27 10:50 pm UTC
Re: obligatory "OMG WHERE IS THE WANK" post - [info]lindentree, 2005-03-29 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pesky, 2005-03-27 10:48 pm UTC
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[info]pesky
2005-03-27 11:05 pm UTC (link)
So, what color candle are we supposed to light for Billy and Ali? Do they make tartan candles?

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(no subject) - [info]morganmuffle, 2005-03-28 01:49 am UTC

[info]txvoodoo
2005-03-27 11:25 pm UTC (link)
"Maybe I'm the one being wankish, but when did it become cool to fangirl all over a celebrity's girlfriend?"

When the girlfriend becomes a legit celeb by being an actress in a movie, maybe?

Up until now, Ali's only been arm candy for Billy. Now she's a film actress in her own right. I won't get into arguments about "it's just one movie" or stuff like that. If Britney Spears can claim being an actress because of "Crossroads", this certainly counts.

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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-27 11:36 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-27 11:56 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-03-27 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh, perhaps some people think they are cute together. Maybe some people are not so obsessed over Billy, and can actually be happy for him and Ali. Maybe some people saw her in IC and like her. Where is the supposed wank here?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-28 01:05 am UTC

[info]dotakapip
2005-03-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
Alright, first of all, if you're gonna wank someone at LEAST get their name right. It's 'sweetpea_grubb', thankyouverymuch.

Second of all-... oh wait, that was all I had.

I think my wank-o-meter is tied with Aralinde's right now. 3 did you say? And the great thing is, the more you've been wanked the funnier it gets. The first time I was all 'OH NOES EVERY1 HATEZ ME THIS SUCKZ!1' Now I'm having to fight back the urge to participate.

Although I think it's because the first time it was a much more full-blown wank. This one's pretty much clinging to the wank/not wank barrier by its pinky fingers.

Wow, I haven't posted with this account in ages. I've forgotten what all my icons are. *experiments*

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(no subject) - [info]doriangrey, 2005-03-28 06:16 am UTC
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[info]gal_montag
2005-03-28 12:01 am UTC (link)
Randomly, Dom is dating Evangeline Lily. So. Unless Evengeline (who's quite gorgeous and could date almost anyone else if she wanted to) is willing to be a big big beard, Dom and Billy are not gaying it up.

But really, since last I checked, slash =/= reality, I fail to see how this could lead to the death of slash. It just means the Billy/Dom tinhats will have to find some other delusion to harbor.

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dracothelizard
2005-03-28 12:12 am UTC (link)
Wait wait wait, half the rabid fangirls thinks their celebrity's girlfriend is great and fantastic, and the other half thinks heterosexuality is gross?

...Does that mean the end of the world is nigh?

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 01:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah well, they're both idiots so what do you expect?

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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-28 01:18 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 01:50 am UTC (link)
"Does anyone else finding is disturbing that they make icons of her?
"

YES!!
Also, to like her "just because" is fucking retarded!
Do they make icon of people they pass in the street? No. Ali is just a random girl whos got lucky!
Ive also read slash with Ali included.

"Maybe I'm the one being wankish, but when did it become cool to fangirl all over a celebrity's girlfriend?"

NEVER! Its just pathetic! Im so glad this is getting wanked!

These Pro Ali's only love her because they think Billy will be so grateful!
Fuck that!

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[info]isntitironic
2005-03-28 02:29 am UTC (link)
Dear Abby:

Maybe this is a dumb question, but I feel like I've missed something here. Why do slashers get upset when one of the guys they write about dates a woman? I mean, just because he's straight in real life doesn't mean they can't write gay porn about him. Maybe I don't understand this because I'm mostly into slash about fictional characters, and there's lots of James/Sirius around despite the fact that everybody knows James marries Lily. Are real people somehow different?

- Confused

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(no subject) - [info]laurelin_kit, 2005-03-28 02:31 am UTC
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[info]khym_chanur
2005-03-28 02:43 am UTC (link)
blackbird_song:

Oh, but Billy was wearing his striped shirt the other day, and the third red stripe on the left was creased at a 19 degree angle to his supra-sternal notch at exactly 12:46 GMT, which as anyone knows means that that Ali is teh Beard of Doom and teh Billy/Dom gayloveissorealandtrueOMG and Sean Astin and John Rhys-Davies are in league with ev0l New Line and money-grubbing PJ to keep them chained in unhappy fake straightness OMG!!11!1!111!!!!

Hee!!

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[info]cesare
2005-03-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
Sweet_Pea Grub replies:
"I just think that Billy and Dom make such a better couple and with that so embedded in my mind, the thought of Billy and Ali together is kinda icky."

That'd have to be sarcastic coming from her, wouldn't it? Isn't Sweetpea_Grubb the same girl who was in a recent wank because she's a slash fan who thinks homosexuality is wrongwrongwrong (except when she enjoys it in fiction)?

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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-28 03:07 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-03-28 03:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-28 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-03-28 04:23 pm UTC
Sheesh...
(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 05:11 am UTC (link)
You know what no one's saying here? Poor Ali! I mean Christ, the only thing she's guilty of is dating Billy Boyd which, come on, almost all of us would do in 0.5 seconds. I'm not defending her because I think Billy might appreciate it, I'm defending her because she's done nothing wrong, she seems to be a nice person, and all this attention she's getting, negative or otherwise, is just silly. Yes, I'm jealous, of couse I am. But Billy seems to be happy, and that's cool with me, and if folks want to hate on Ali and make a big deal out of it, that's just showing their own jealousy and prejudice. The poor girl just wants to be with Billy, and it's not her fault or her curse that she's lucky enough to have him want to be with her in return. If it were me that Billy chose rather than her, I'd want to crawl under a rock if I heard about all this shit going down about me.

I say everyone should lighten up and go have an ice cream sandwich or something, cause this is just getting out of line.

-- Kit from LJ.

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Thank you, Kit - (Anonymous), 2005-03-28 03:48 pm UTC
Re: Thank you, Kit - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-28 03:49 pm UTC
Re: Thank you, Kit - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 02:17 am UTC
Re: Thank you, Kit - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-03-29 02:28 am UTC
Re: Thank you, Kit - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 03:18 am UTC
Re: Sheesh... - [info]phosfate, 2005-03-28 05:41 pm UTC
Re: Sheesh... - [info]lindentree, 2005-03-29 02:27 am UTC

[info]thoms
2005-03-28 06:39 am UTC (link)
Does anyone else finding is disturbing that they make icons of her?

You mean it is? All this time I've been perving over and making icons of my wife-of-famous-guy of choice *points at icon* and I come to find out it's disturbing and wrong?!

*cries*

YOU GO TO HELL, FANDOM WANK! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

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