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Schoen-chan ([info]schoenschoen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-27 22:13:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:"Watashi no Kare ga Piloto" ~ Mari Iijima

Didn't think I'd need to use this icon so soon!
So totally amused by this.

Over on FF.net, some random person creates an account solely for the purpose of posting their Wedding Peach-bashing fic, The Many Deaths of Wedding Peach. (yeah, creative title, I know) (for the record, I find it doubly amusing that not a few of the insults the fic levels at the show are strangely remniscent of THEManime's lambasting of the series from about a year ago. ^^)

Not wanky so far, right?

But, as with any bashing fic, it's bound to generate flames. Oh, and what stupid flames we have. Because as stupid as the fic might be, the flames make it look like *Shakespeare*, man. They range in intelligence from "Whatever. Bitch." to "OMG FEEL MY WAVE CAPS LOCK OF HATRED!1!!!"

Truth be told, the fic made me laugh - mostly because it was so ridiculous. But the mental image of Yousuke having a shrine to Momoko and wearing black robes and chanting 'What wilt thou have us do, o Mistress?'? Freakin' priceless.



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(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 06:37 am UTC (link)
What the hell! You are really messed up! I am a huge fan of Wedding Peach and I don't think that you need to be writing this stuff and submitting it to a website where thousands of people can read it! You can write it and keep in a personal folder of yours but you don't need to show it to anybody

I wish this person would (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2293493/1/) do (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2018201/1/) the same (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2159096/1/).

From "Cloud's Past":

His mom was in the middle. Her blonde hair shining as the sun. His dad beside her, his big blue eyes were like looking at the ocean. And his beautiful sister. Words could not describe how beautiful she was. <-- meow, incest!

And, yes, sorry this is such a wanky comment. People like that really, really irk me.

-- worstangel

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[info]schoenschoen
2005-03-28 06:42 am UTC (link)
"Cloud's Tortured Past"?

That title *wins*, man! XD I honestly just L-O-L'd.

Also, I find it ironic that the flamer told the author not to put their fic on a site where 'thousands of people' can read it. Dude, it's Wedding Peach - he'd be lucky if 20 people read it. ^^

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 06:58 am UTC (link)
XD!

Oh, and if you want a good character-bashing fic, check out The Many Deaths of Ms Croft. I'm not sure if it's still on FFNet, but it's on AdultFanFiction. There may or may not be any wank in the reviews, but it's still a funny fic.
-worstangel

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-03-28 08:51 am UTC (link)
Cloud Strife called, and said he'd prefer the history given to him in FFVII. After all, while it involved him being the bastard kid (come on, there had to be a reason why his father never appeared and the adults all didn't like him bar his mother!) who ran away from home at the age of sixteen to become a Soldier, failed (and became a grunt), came home only to see his hero completely destroy his home town and was experimented on to the point of driving him insane -- it was still better than that.

Not to mention, Sunny? WTF?

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[info]pink_rhombus
2005-03-28 08:39 am UTC (link)
This is such a bad fic! who let u out of ur cage? the stupid brigayed?!

That just made my night.

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[info]evilsource
2005-03-28 09:06 am UTC (link)
who let u out of ur cage? the stupid brigayed?

That is begging for an icon.

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-28 09:30 pm UTC (link)

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[info]evilsource
2005-03-28 09:41 pm UTC (link)
I love you.

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[info]non_horation
2005-03-28 09:51 pm UTC (link)
LOL! That is way too cute.

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[info]non_horation
2005-03-28 09:50 pm UTC (link)
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[info]schoenschoen
2005-03-28 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Maybe a brigayed is like a very gay brigade? Or a brigade whose job it is to turn people gay?

Ahh, fun new words.

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[info]aerobot
2005-03-28 12:26 pm UTC (link)
I like the fans that tell her to get a life. Ahh, irony.

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u churl
(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 02:56 pm UTC (link)
omg do not compare them to shakespeare OK!!! if u heard the original actors (that is ELIZABETHAN for SEIYUU OK!!) u would know he is surpassing fine much better than wedding moor-fruit

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Re: u churl
[info]phosfate
2005-03-28 06:28 pm UTC (link)
*loves*

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Re: u churl
[info]schoenschoen
2005-03-28 06:57 pm UTC (link)

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 06:23 pm UTC (link)
This is such a bad fic! who let u out of ur cage? the stupid brigayed?!

I love it.

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[info]ymfaery
2005-03-28 08:19 pm UTC (link)
...

You were *that* desperate to find Wedding Peach fanfic? ;D

(You do have the one with Celeste watching over her family, don't you?)

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[info]schoenschoen
2005-03-28 11:05 pm UTC (link)
I must've missed that one. ^^;;

Because between finding the Weiß crossover, quite a few that make no sense, and at least two very interesting WIPs which involve some weird alternate reality stuff in which the entire cast never lived in the human world at all, I've not really found all that much. ^^;;;;;

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[info]ymfaery
2005-03-28 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Dang. Now I need to figure out where I put the link--it's been a while. No smut though.

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HAHA OH MAN
[info]tiasian
2005-03-28 09:19 pm UTC (link)
... anybody read the fic?

You thought we were gone, you thought we had vanished, you thought you had gotten rid of us. We did not, we rose from the ashes to burn brilliantly once more. We vow to bring you many more wonderful stories of Wedding Peach’s death. Enjoy our decadent fantasies. The haters of Wedding Peach will not die easy. Just to welcome past readers we dedicate this chapter to all those who flamed us. Yes, we do have Dark and Twisted Souls

Full of themselves much?

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Re: HAHA OH MAN
[info]tiasian
2005-03-28 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Also, I would say that bashfic are inherently wanky - but hey.

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Re: HAHA OH MAN
[info]schoenschoen
2005-03-28 11:07 pm UTC (link)
They have to be really, really *damned* funny for me to not get pissy over them. This is the first one I've seen in awhile that has managed to not piss me off - mostly because it's so sad. It's like... it wants *so* bad to bring this old mid-90's anime down, but it just can't *quite* get it up. ^^

If you make it through to the chapter on rabies, it's full of all sorts of bizarre, hysterical errors. And the satanic!Momoko!shrine.

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