Current mood:

OMGWTF

Zomg Will Smith sucks...but not today.
You know what's really sad? When one gets so used to wank in one of their fandoms that it has to get this bad before they notice that it's wanky.

Things start out pretty simply. ruthless4life hears DPGunit say that Will Smith put out a better album than Eminem and decides to post a ~~wank~~ thread dedicated to laughing at this concept. *deep sigh*

Things are civil for, ohhh, five seconds. There's enough time for one person to post a neutral reply before the spooge starts flying.

They're all ZOMG BADASSES.

I don't even know where to start, so here are some highlights.

Enter DPGunit, who captializes Every Word Of Every Post:
Let The Groupies Hate

Ruthless4life:
lol thats all you have to say? Im a groupie now? What a fucking poon. I want to hear mr nice guy if anyones got a link please post it .. and dpg stay outta my fucking face your a fucking retard

or later
and so you know if you try call me a god damn wiggger , i got a n word for you right back at cha homey

And then a page after that:
by the way calling me a wiggger is the equivalent to niggger to a black guy , to me, im calling you put you little bitch take back that wiggger shit back so i can take the niggger shit back..

DPGunit:
LOL @ You Taking Internet For Real.
And No Sayin Wiqqer to niqqer is like Comparing Wayne Brady To Malcom X.

OUTLAW:
lmao ur a fucking girl!!!
making net threats...u aint bad...ur gay kid
keep em comming
He has some other moments, as well.
last time im gonna say it......u r a h o m o....u couldnt bash shit...me n meo have clowned ur ass over n over for the last 30 mins...u jus keep comming back with dumb ass comments like the uk 1 embaressing ur self more

And my favorite moment? Ruthless4life spams the thread with this..
meo answer the fucking question
unless your ashamed of your own race that is !!
WHAT COLOR ARE YOU
YOU PULLED THE RACE CARD A BUCH OF TIMES TONITE
SO ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION HYPOCRITE

There are boobies in avatars, people implying that other people can't read, and Jesus makes a guest appearance. And the most horrible insult of all? OMG UR WHITE! Can't go wrong, really.

P.S. This is begging for an icon:
LMAO, this kids tryna be the doogie howser of hip hop
or this,
your a fucking disgrace kill yourself already.
or even this,
shut the fuck up before you get bitch slapped.

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	(Anonymous) 2005-03-28 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	DPGunit: LOL @ You Taking Internet For Real. I want an icon of this, but I would use it too much. Still, anyone? --worstangel (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-28 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Also, kind of in love with ZoG. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	LOL @ You jaseroque 2005-03-28 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	I hear and obey, nyo. (Aw, my very first time at making Fandom_Wank icons! tears up) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: LOL @ You sepiamagpie 2005-03-28 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	okay, I gotta take one of those. Do you like credit? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: LOL @ You jaseroque 2005-03-28 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Credit is loved, creditors adored. ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: LOL @ You sepiamagpie 2005-03-28 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	hmm. What're the chances of you having a icon journal? Those're my favourites to credit to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: LOL @ You jaseroque 2005-03-28 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm afraid not, I'm really not prolific enough with the icon-making-age to have such a thing. ^^; (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: LOL @ You c_chan 2005-03-29 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I have to yoink too. Will definitely credit. <3 Prolly gonna use it on LJ too. Peach_ponta over there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: LOL @ You jaseroque 2005-03-29 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Thanks! Whee, people love my icons~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: LOL @ You aerobot 2005-03-29 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm definately using these! Will credit! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: LOL @ You jaseroque 2005-03-29 11:18 am UTC (link)
	someone... using... my icon... falls over and is ded er, of joy (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: LOL @ You aerobot 2005-03-30 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	Good for you. ;) Hail, fellow Aussie! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: LOL @ You jaseroque 2005-03-29 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	Heeey, you're in Australia too. Tha's cool. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: LOL @ You libel 2005-04-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	nabbed an icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-28 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm. No, I'm afraid this doesn't qualify for the coveted "Best of Wank" award because it doesn't include a breaking of Godwin's law. It does get a spot as runner-up though. ~Omnicrom~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	evilsource 2005-03-28 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Give it time. These guys can go for days sometimes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aerobot 2005-03-28 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	tries to read what the hell they're saying eyes glaze over (Reply to this)

	jaseroque 2005-03-28 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	by the way calling me a wiggger is the equivalent to niggger to a black guy ... Sometimes the world scares me. (Reply to this)

	nostalgia 2005-03-28 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, but Will Smith is sexier, dammit. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2005-03-28 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	well, yeah. I rented I Robot and I missed most of the plot waiting for his shirt to come off again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dark_puck 2005-03-29 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	....that man in your icon. He looks like the guy who played Link in Matrix Reloaded. Is he? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2005-03-29 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	yep. That's Harold Perrineau. He's been Mercutio in Romeo+Juliet, Augustus Hill in Oz, Link in Matrix Whatever, and some dude in Lost. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dark_puck 2005-03-30 03:44 am UTC (link)
	glomps icon May I steal him? For the pretty? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2005-04-01 02:48 am UTC (link)
	of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	loopywafflehead 2005-03-28 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes! Will Smith's smile makes me all melty and happy every time. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelmap 2005-03-28 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	The English teacher in me wants to curl up in a little ball and cry like a bitch. (Reply to this)

	loopywafflehead 2005-03-28 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	I... don't understand what any of those people are saying. feels old (Reply to this)(Thread)

	evilsource 2005-03-28 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	It has nothing to do with age - and everything to do with the fact that they're not speaking English, as we know it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loopywafflehead 2005-03-28 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that's true, I just thought that it was some kind of new teenspeak that I wasn't familiar with. Then again, the teenagers I know would want to beat these people with dictionaries for talking like this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-03-28 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Same here. Hell, I know four-year-olds with better grammar than these fools.* Also, I want your icon's caption, but with a picture of Hana-chan from Fruits Basket. XD * There is nothing in this world cuter than a four-year-old saying, "No thank you, I don't care for oatmeal." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	msmanna 2005-03-28 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	* There is nothing in this world cuter than a four-year-old saying, "No thank you, I don't care for oatmeal." Heh. I remember a friend of our telling us about his young son who replied to a question with, "I don't know. I'm not a soothsayer!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-03-28 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	OMG that is so cute! squees I love little kids with big vocabularies. P.S. The four-year-old's little sister, who is two, is equally cute. We were watching TV together and she accidentally bumped me with her foot. I said "Ow" without even thinking about it, to which she replied: "I 'towwy." ded from cute (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cairea 2005-03-28 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Heeh. I have a cousin, who at three years old replied to me telling him not to take up his brother's dares to jump into a hole with 'Don't worry! I won't give in to him!' (Reply to this)(Parent)

	loopywafflehead 2005-03-29 10:57 am UTC (link)
	That's adorable! dies from cute I'm afraid that I don't know what Fruits Basket is, but the person in the icon is River from "Firefly" and the line is one she actually says in the show. It's an awesome line, though, and there's no reason it can't be applied to other characters (now I want a Hermione Granger icon that says the same thing). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-28 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Ruthless4life: my great fucking grandma has more originality in her pinky then half of you fags. Do you suppose that means Grandma is a great fuck? Because that's just disturbing. (Reply to this)

	zuzu 2005-03-28 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'm thinking What a fucking poon. needs to be iconized. (Reply to this)

	didodiva 2005-03-28 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	You know, up until now I never heard the word Poon before. And, amazingly, I lived just fine. It's such a silly looking word. No wonder that person threw a curse word before it to make it look more macho. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-29 01:48 am UTC (link)
	"Poon" makes me think of the name "Windle Poons." Yours, The Anonymouse (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tangentialone 2005-03-29 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Let me Ponder that for a moment. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sairobi 2005-03-29 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Makes me think of "poontang". In fact, I've never heard "poon" outside the context of "poontang". So, who, pray tell, is "Windle Poons"? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stroppy_prof 2005-03-29 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	I are the library of helpful. Please give me chocolate." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stroppy_prof 2005-03-29 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	And please excuse the badly written html. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	adora_spintriae 2005-03-29 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Their background image could only be shittier if they had made it themselves, instead of ripping it off someone on dA. If they keep on posing like that, someone's going to take an eye out. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-30 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I like: ou say "he sucks" , because you cant understand his rap , its too deep for you,. your not a educagted as he is . That kind of made my day. (Reply to this)