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Vergil, son of Sparda ([info]vergilsparda) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-03-28 11:41:00
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Current mood:Amazed
Current music:Devil May Cry 3 - The Devil's Cry
Entry tags:boo hoo, fan rage, fandom: devil may cry, gay, homophobia, i know it because of my learnings, i see stupid people, icons, incest, it had to happen, my very firstest wank, persecution, serious business, slash, too many fucking tags, twincest, videogames, wankers who will not shut up, wanking inside the house, yaoi, your kink is not okay

I know DMC would be here for this one day.
First wank report, yadda.

In the DMC LJ icons community, mortenuova pimps demoncest, a newly created community for fans of Vergil/Dante.

I'm just pimping our new Virgil/Dante community. XO If you hate Virgil/Dante, or pimping. Ignore me! (We will be having icon challenges and so on and so forth—we're actually having one now.)

Ha ha. *run*

parsephoni proceeds to ignore the "ignore me" part and completely spazzes out about the OP being "a fucking pro-incest sick bitch" (although she said nothing about all the Vergil/Dante icons posted to the comm) and about the spelling of Nelo Angelo's name.

I'm still surprised it took THREE GAMES before this pairing got wanked.

ETA: And as the mod steps in, Parsephoni proceeds to suck up as if she wasn't the one who royally flipped out in the first place

ETAA: From the above sucking up thread:
Parsephoni: Also, I did not assume the girl was pro-incest. She made a community celebrating homosexual sex between twins. It’s obvious that she is.

The Logic is weak in this one.


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[info]simkin_mouse
2005-03-28 06:55 pm UTC (link)
While it can be found easily enough right now, it wouldn't hurt if you were to link fellow wankers to the exact post, hmmm?

Just a thought.

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[info]vergilsparda
2005-03-28 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Oops... terribly sorry. Done now. Thanks for telling me!

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(no subject) - [info]simkin_mouse, 2005-03-28 07:01 pm UTC

[info]dikaios
2005-03-28 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Sweet. All we have to do is wait for one of the rampant Mary Sue authors to get wanked, and the trifecta will be complete.

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[info]vergilsparda
2005-03-28 08:08 pm UTC (link)
One visit to FF.NET should do it, but I value my sanity.

And I think i said it already, but that's the most brilliant DMC icon evahOMG.

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(no subject) - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-28 08:27 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 08:05 pm UTC (link)
*Sigh* I sniped. I couldn't help myself.

-- worstangel

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[info]kadath
2005-03-28 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh! "Devil May Cry!"

And here I was trying to figure out what Run DMC had to do with anything.

*is oldskool, yo*

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[info]senor_pinata
2005-03-28 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh good, I'm not the only one.

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-03-28 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 10:45 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-03-28 10:12 pm UTC (link)
I actually thought Department of Motor Vehicles. Then I realized that "vehicles" does not, in fact start with the letter C.

Go me.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-03-29 06:14 am UTC

[info]cellardoor28
2005-03-28 08:58 pm UTC (link)
What does it say about me that I read that and thought 'What, wank has got so bad now they're slashing classic literature? I'm sure Dante didn't have that in mind when he wrote it. And they've spelt Virgil's name wrong!'

*facepalm*

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(no subject) - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-28 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-28 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2005-03-28 09:27 pm UTC
*DIES!!! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-28 09:35 pm UTC
Re: *DIES!!! - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-28 10:01 pm UTC
Re: *DIES!!! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-28 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silvernutmeg, 2005-03-28 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-28 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silvernutmeg, 2005-03-28 10:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2005-03-28 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2005-03-28 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-28 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-03-29 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-03-29 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-30 07:14 am UTC
ICONNED! - [info]arabel, 2005-03-30 06:26 am UTC
Re: ICONNED! - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-31 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2005-03-28 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 05:13 am UTC

[info]snarky_bix
2005-03-28 10:04 pm UTC (link)
*amused* I remember parsephoni. She was (and, it appears, still is) LJ friends with someone who defriended me because I said I was an atheist. The two of them were best buds, and if the one's like the other, I'm surprised it took her this long to get wanked.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-03-29 01:23 am UTC

[info]dommichan
2005-03-28 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Okay the unable to give a damn animated gif thingie nearly killed me. That was beautiful.

Also, that's some quality hostility there. Yeesh.

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(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2005-03-29 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-03-29 07:13 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-28 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Huh. Am I the only one who gets the feeling from the moderator's post here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/iconsfordante/41100.html) that she sides more with Parsephoni? To be cruel and judgmental, I can't say I think that speaks much for the community, given that Parsephoni is the one who, you know, blew a fucking gasket, not the other way around.

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(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-03-29 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]selenis, 2005-03-29 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]selenis, 2005-03-29 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doriangrey, 2005-03-29 09:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-29 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2005-03-29 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-03-29 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-03-29 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 06:33 am UTC
@_@ - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 06:47 am UTC
Re: @_@ - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 06:51 am UTC
Re: @_@ - [info]kyuusei, 2005-03-30 11:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 06:49 am UTC
Pet pet pet - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 01:28 am UTC
Of course - (Anonymous), 2005-03-30 04:02 am UTC

[info]radiotrash
2005-03-29 12:03 am UTC (link)
Honestly? I found parsephoni and azrielsdaughter's daughter to be equally annoying.

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(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-03-29 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:18 am UTC

[info]damnskippy
2005-03-29 12:25 am UTC (link)
That "go rape a cactus" line sure made me giggle, I tell you whut. I guess I really am a 12 year old boy!

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(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 02:30 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-29 01:26 am UTC (link)
Please don't drive.

Now I wanna see a warning at the top of every incest fic I read that says, "WARNING: Reading this fic may reduce your capacity to operate a motor vehical (vehicle? vehi... Oh fuckit. I'm too sick for this.)"

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[info]elektra3
2005-03-29 01:37 am UTC (link)
My favorite part of the wank?

azrielsdaughter: Oh, fuck off. She said ignore her. If this has all gone straight over your head, refer to icon for graphical explanation of my words.

As for the comm. Whee! *joins*

parsephoni: I just can't ignore little assfucks like her and yourself.
But you enjoy that incest yaoi, there. Maybe it'll give you and your brother/sister some ideas.

azrielsdaughter: Good comeback, were you up all night thinking it up?

Go rape a cactus.

Parsephoni/cactus OTP! Also, though Parsephoni's a Grade-A wanker, I can't help but feel that warm glow one gets at the sight of both sides making themselves look equally idiotic.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:17 am UTC

[info]kalloway
2005-03-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
I know of Parsephoni from the Legacy of Kain fandom and all I have to say is, dear DMC fandom, you can keep her. We do not want her.

*goes back to happily writing LoK slash*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2005-03-29 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-03-29 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tetsuki, 2005-03-29 07:04 am UTC
This is what we should do... - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2005-03-29 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-03-29 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2005-03-29 04:08 pm UTC

[info]redjackcash
2005-03-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
Does anyone else hear the word "parsephoni" in their head as if someone who rides the short bus is reading it?

"Paaaaaaaaaaaarsephoni!"

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(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-03-29 06:36 am UTC
Another rich one from the butt buddies...
(Anonymous)
2005-03-29 06:22 am UTC (link)
known as Parsephoni and SM/Emily Jayden....

http://www.livejournal.com/community/devil_may_cry_c/54716.html

Please some kill these stupid cunts so we don't have to burn DMC to sanitize it!

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Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 06:46 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 06:51 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - [info]emily_jayden, 2005-03-29 06:54 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 06:51 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 06:58 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 07:00 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:04 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 07:07 am UTC
Re: Another rich one from the butt buddies... - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:20 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-03-29 07:11 am UTC (link)
Oh man I HATE this type of fangirl.


Person: I make a post on Sonic/Sally. If you don't like this pairing, that's okay, just ignore this! :)

Fangirl: OMG HOW CULD U LEIK SONIC/SALLY?!?!

Person: Um, if you don't like the pairing, then just ignore this.

Fangirl: I HVE A RITE 2 MY OPINON!!!11!! *wanks for the next millennium*

Person: Please stop! I'll pay you!! Just shut up!

Fangirl: OMY U CANT HANDE OTHRS OPININS U HATER!!11!!

Person: *cries*


Aaaaaaggghhhh....

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Geezuz Christ! STFU!
(Anonymous)
2005-03-29 07:51 am UTC (link)
Have you nothing better to do then sit around bitching because somebody said something you didnt like or agree with? Somebody posts a comment in an lj and all of a sudden it is national news. If the people that post in their lj's didnt want comments, good or bad, they wouldnt leave them open for public opinion. I commented in the damn thing too, and was way off topic but y'all went friggin mental on Parsephonie and Sibliant_Macabre. Why? Because they didnt agree with your opinion? Hehe...wow, if thats the case then y'all are in for a tough road in life because in case you didnt get the memo, not everyone is going to be in complete agreement with you about everything. *snickers* So sorry to have burst your little fantasy bubbles.

And then...as if that wasnt enough you get all pissy about Sibliant_Macabre own personal fics. Which btw, are damn good. She is not a Mary Sue as y'all have tried to make her out to be. This storyline has been a long time developing, more than likely longer than y'all have been out of diapers. Yes, she does have parts that are sexually graphic..when the story warrants it and if you had been reading all of her fics you would know that. Instead, you paint her as some overzealous, religious fanatic that only targets homosexuals. *coughs*bullshit*coughs* I know her better than anyone and that is about the last thing that she is. Not that she even gives two shits about what you have to say about her but I happen to seriously get bent when anyone goes on the attack of my best friend. So why dont y'all just grow the fuck up and stay the fuck out of her bubble.

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Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:53 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-03-29 10:10 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 10:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 01:33 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 07:57 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:05 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 08:09 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:13 am UTC
Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 08:24 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 08:27 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 08:30 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 08:31 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 08:34 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 08:35 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 08:37 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:35 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 08:40 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:45 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 08:48 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 09:03 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 09:10 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]dikaios, 2005-03-29 09:17 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 09:21 am UTC
Re: Oh noes! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 11:20 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:26 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:28 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 08:32 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]aerobot, 2005-03-29 02:37 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-03-29 02:50 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]fatesarchitect, 2005-03-29 03:19 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-03-29 10:09 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-29 03:45 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 03:55 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 07:38 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 10:52 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-29 10:54 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-30 02:41 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-30 02:57 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-30 03:10 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-30 03:37 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-30 03:45 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-30 04:25 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 01:36 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-30 04:56 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 05:23 am UTC
No, STF<i>U</i>, man - (Anonymous), 2005-03-30 06:10 am UTC
Re: No, STF<i>U</i>, man - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 06:14 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]loki, 2005-03-30 12:42 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]krazycat, 2005-03-29 09:02 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 09:13 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-29 10:56 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-29 11:15 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]pirotess, 2005-03-30 11:38 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-30 08:25 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]pirotess, 2005-03-31 06:06 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-31 07:08 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]kyuusei, 2005-03-30 12:05 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-30 08:28 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]kyuusei, 2005-03-30 09:17 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-29 10:54 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]krazycat, 2005-03-29 11:08 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 01:38 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-03-29 10:50 pm UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]loki, 2005-03-30 12:44 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-30 12:59 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]smo, 2005-03-30 01:32 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]arabel, 2005-03-30 05:35 am UTC
Re: Geezuz Christ! STFU! - [info]arabel, 2005-03-30 05:49 am UTC
But dear dear Parci-nippy....
(Anonymous)
2005-03-29 03:16 pm UTC (link)
If it weren't for the pro-incest sick bitch, you would not have existed!!

-Love, Mom/Sister

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[info]pirotess
2005-03-29 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, as soon as I found this one last night I knew it was going to explode in a shower of wank. XD

I love DMC to death but all of the LJ comms (okay, bar one) just... aaaargh.

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(no subject) - [info]kyuusei, 2005-03-30 09:18 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-31 03:36 am UTC (link)
"She made a community celebrating homosexual sex between twins. It’s obvious that she is."

Wait, so if I record an episode of House, that makes me a snarky doctor? I mean, I like it, so I must be one.

Fantastic!

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(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-03-31 03:54 am UTC
I kinda regret wasting my time on that thread...
(Anonymous)
2005-03-31 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Are all the religious type wankers like that girl? They make pointless "comments", pretend that nobody will reply in the same manner and if somebody tries to reason with them they reply that "they have the right to express their own opinion", when nobody ever bringed up that subject? If that's so, I won't ever bother again to reply to those people: they seem to have an escape-route for every kind of comment you'll ever post.
Sorry if this came out a bit confused

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Re: I kinda regret wasting my time on that thread... - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-04-01 12:41 am UTC
Re: I kinda regret wasting my time on that thread... - (Anonymous), 2005-04-01 01:07 pm UTC

  
   
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