First wank. Please use lube.
When I hear that "family values" groups are targeting a band or performer, I usually think, oh, poor Marilyn Manson, they're after him again? Or, possibly, I wonder if the boys from Gwar have gotten themselves banned from yet another city.

What I don't think is, wow, those Backstreet Boys sure are a dangerous bunch, I hope someone's warning the kids about them.

Yet, according to "Fight The Good Fight," the folks who bring us the "They Sold Their Souls For Rock and Roll" ministry, "...While it is true that those who promote witchcraft, drugs and suicide, like Marlin Manson, are on their way to the lake of fire, this is also true of groups which promote sexual immorality like the Backstreet Boys. Groups like the Backstreet Boys are even more dangerous in some ways than groups like Marilyn Manson..." Yes. The lake of fire awaits those damn boybands, just like the rest of the perverts.

Read all the good stuff here!

And for additional fun, try the guestbook on for size! One woman realizes that Elvis is OMG SATANIC!!! and throws away all her collectibles. And further down, the site managers reply to the people who say "WTF?" by spamming them with bible verses! It's just endless funny, really. I can only imagine what they'd do if they discovered boyband slash.

(please let me know if this should go in OTF_wank. since it's dealing with pop culture and music fandom, I guessed that it belonged here, but you never can tell...)