I've got an ape drape yes I do...
well, actually I don't, but check out Billie Joe Armstrong's in high school. Yowza. And with that, once more with feeling ohnotheydidnt brings the wank.

The wank bait is laid out 2nd comment in by one save. Oh noes! who will take up this gauntlet and defend the honor of Billie Joe and Green Day??

why, cmon_steal_me will, taking on all comers. With, well, varying degrees of nonsuccess. Or perhaps little earnest fish being shot in a barrel.

just a teensy wank, but eleeetists versus ZOMGfans!! is one of my favorite wank flavors.