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A Guy Named Goo ([info]the_clansmen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-01 11:03:00
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Current mood:[brain brokey]

On the Law and Order, SVU LJ comm someone posts a story and people (including me) hope to god it's a troll/ April Fools' joke/ anything that makes it not serious.

It fits this general pattern:

"Author": [posts something generally crappy]
Community members: Holy shit, that SUCKS.
"Author": Y RU so meen 2 mee?

Don't read the story if you value your own sanity. (The title is 4Ever Luv, which should give you some idea of the quality of the fic. The scariest thing is she claims to have a beta.) I read it and I lost five IQ points and a little piece of my soul.

Bite sized, as we like to say, but there's one comment that's way too good to pass up.


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[info]phosfate
2005-04-01 09:05 pm UTC (link)
"Im not. Kathy leave me last weak. Will you marry me Olive?"

"Oh yes," Olive said, turning around to kiss him as El insered himself into her.

*weeps at the beauty*

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[info]sitt_isis
2005-04-01 09:11 pm UTC (link)
I see we're thinking along the same lines.

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[info]phosfate
2005-04-01 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Get out of my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!

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[info]sitt_isis
2005-04-01 09:09 pm UTC (link)
If the raid doesn't work, I suggest a fly swatter.

"Im not. Kathy leave me last weak. Will you marry me Olive?"

"Oh yes," Olive said, turning around to kiss him as El insered himself into her.

My brain! It burns! >.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-01 09:14 pm UTC (link)
You think the fly swatter will help when Raid doesn't? I'm just picturing the OP going "Ow. Ow. Ow." But s/h/it is apparently a masochist anyway. Or a sadist. Or both.

Anyway, try a nuclear blast.

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[info]sitt_isis
2005-04-01 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe an English class. That might make he/she/it's head blow up.

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[info]iscoffy
2005-04-01 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Ur just gelous, which doez not pleas ne1!

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[info]bubosquared
2005-04-01 09:16 pm UTC (link)
LALA APRIL FOOL'S JOKE LALALALA I CANNAE HEEAAAAR YOUUU! *twitch*

(If it's not a joke, don't disavow me of my delusions, please.)

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[info]hotpinkdragones
2005-04-01 09:24 pm UTC (link)
*snicker*

I skimmed the part outside the cut this morning, chuckled at the too-perfect bad!language (woah, oxymoron . . . ) and moved on.

'Shipper wars, go 'way now, please. Although, I think that the OE shippers are desperately trying to ignore the onscreen Casey/Elliot subtext that has been steadily built up this season. That fandom has gone from vaguely sane and quiet to ready to explode with wankiness in short order.

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[info]jaina
2005-04-01 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Stupid shipper wars. I just want to watch my pretty SVU detectives (solving crimes and NOT sleeping with each other plzkthx) in peace.

Won't someone think of the non-shippers???

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-04-01 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-01 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-04-01 10:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotpinkdragones, 2005-04-01 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - cicer, 2005-04-02 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-02 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hooverdam, 2005-04-01 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2005-04-02 02:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hooverdam, 2005-04-02 04:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2005-04-03 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotpinkdragones, 2005-04-01 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-01 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotpinkdragones, 2005-04-01 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-01 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotpinkdragones, 2005-04-01 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2005-04-02 09:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotpinkdragones, 2005-04-04 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_linnet, 2005-04-01 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-04-02 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-02 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-02 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-02 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-04-02 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2005-04-02 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dikaios, 2005-04-02 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2005-04-02 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-02 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2005-04-02 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-04-01 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-02 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-02 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-02 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]labyrinthan_elf, 2005-04-02 08:04 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-04-01 09:40 pm UTC (link)
It sure seems like an April Fool's Day prank-- the author created hir LiveJournal on April 1, 2005.

Comedy gold, I say.

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dracothelizard
2005-04-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Plus, she/he has got no further entries, only 2 entires and only the community friended. I second the prank thing

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[info]loopywafflehead
2005-04-01 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I don't know why people are upset, that fic is hysterical! The last line, oh man, I'll never stop laughing.

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[info]aerobot
2005-04-02 03:32 am UTC (link)
April Fool's joke or not, I'm sure there is a fanfic like that out there.

*cries*

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-04-02 05:35 am UTC (link)
...The OP's username and typing style remind me of a troll or a parody. Then again, we've seen people who seriously type like that.

All I can say is:

"I luv you too, but your maried."

"Im not. Kathy leave me last weak. Will you marry me Olive?"

"Oh yes," Olive said, turning around to kiss him as El insered himself into her.

Ow. Just...ow.

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cicer
2005-04-02 06:21 am UTC (link)
Fifth Element icon?

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-04-02 06:23 am UTC
Psst...
(Anonymous)
2005-04-02 06:59 am UTC (link)
From Sammie's "Black Hole O' Doom"

http://www.livejournal.com/users/sammie323/130272.html?thread=5568992#t5568992

It gets really amusing in the responses to this comment, in which people start arguing about how Pirates of the Caribbean propogates racial prejudices against 'native' inhabitants of the Carribean.

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[info]kate74
2005-04-02 11:55 am UTC (link)
Not an April Fool, apparently. The LJ may be new, but the troll isn't.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-02 03:42 pm UTC (link)
"I am. I. I yell at the pplz I love."

*weeps*

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
i got through one sentence and thought, are you mentally retarded?

I love it.

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[info]isbobhereyet
2005-04-03 01:50 am UTC (link)
Nah, it has to be a troll. Too many words are spelled correctly.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-03 04:59 am UTC (link)
Bite sized, as we like to say, but there's one comment that's way too good to pass up.

Would "I have a gun with your foot's name on it" be the one?

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-03 05:01 am UTC (link)
Oh, never mind. It was Practice this phrase..."wud u l1k3 fr1e5 wit d4t?", wasn't it?

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-03 05:33 am UTC (link)
That one must be more recent (or I missed it) - the one I was referring to was the kitten "WTF" icon where the person wrote [sprays you with raid]

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[info]manic
2005-04-04 10:58 am UTC (link)
Ow - my brain hurts, this is why i own a blackberry.

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