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Rikoshi Kisaragi ([info]rikoshi) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-07 12:46:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

Rebecca Romijn Rapefic Romp
Oh, Teh Furry... I do love you, and you do fuel many a fantasy of mine, but the concept of a real-world actress being gangraped by lizardmen is, alas, not one of them. Well, someone decided that such a story needed to be!

What's even worse is that said story is intended as a tribute to the actress in question, Rebecca Romijn (of X-Men movie fame). Now, take the story, put it in the hands of an author who doesn't speak English as a first language, give it a beta reader that apparently doesn't care about grammar or spelling, wheel it out the door for all to see, and let the sparks fly!

I posted the story itself to [info]fanficrants, because--let's face it--it deserves every bit of mockery-mocking that it gets. A number of people went over to leave reviews directly on the story (which is hosted on Yiffstar, a Furry smut archive).

Surprisingly, most of the reviews, while panning the story for all its abhorence, are well thought out and not unreasonable a response for the story in question. However, the original writer comes back and cries, reporting the 'incident' to the site moderator because people dared to tell him that the grammar and syntax of his real-person rapefic was bad.

Choice snippets:

Being an editor means POINTING OUT ERRORS!

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You'll pardon my language, but if he didn't care enough about his own damn story to keep it from looking like shit, and you didn't care enough to proof blatant errors like "the lizard women of his city enjoyed a lot with him, surely the humans will enjoy too," then you both deserve what you get. Suggesting that it's acceptable to post this in its current state borders on the insulting.

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Obviously someone doesn't type their stories up in Word. Or they just ignore the pretty little green and red lines.

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I skimmed over the beginning, and my eyes began to bleed. But I kept going, because I like PAIN. Also, I didn't have a rusty spoon handy with which to gouge my eyes out. ... The words "Bwuh?" "NO! GOD, NO!" and "..." come to mind. There is nothing more that can be said.

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And finally, the clincher: Although I assume, from syntax, that the author is not a native English speaker, this story would suck in any language.

I couldn't have summed it up better myself. :)



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[info]elgato_gamgins
2005-04-07 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Rusty Spoon: The New Fanfic Haters Tool. Buy two and get a spork free.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-04-07 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. Poor John Stamos. Always second to the lizardmen. That's gotta sting, yo.

Best line evar.

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[info]didodiva
2005-04-08 12:29 am UTC (link)
Since when has fanficrants been GAFF? It used to be just rants about trends and fic elements in general, but lately it seems to be used as a place to bash individual fics and sometimes authors. Don't we have plenty of groups already for that purpose?

That said, it does sound like a bad story.

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[info]mortifyd
2005-04-08 12:37 am UTC (link)
fanficrants has been a boring pit of crap recently.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-08 04:27 pm UTC

[info]hearsawho
2005-04-08 01:02 am UTC (link)
GAFF: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. All will be borgGAFF.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-04-08 01:10 am UTC (link)
GAFF New Releases is sucky lately. I can only guess that people are loath to post fics there because the snark is not up to snuff. There are a few people who are funny, but by and large it's a bunch of "PASS THE BLEACH!" and "OMG SPORK!" Not that the reviews on fanficrants are that much better, but I can understand the impulse to find a new sporkage outlet.

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-04-08 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-04-08 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-04-08 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2005-04-08 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-08 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fatesarchitect, 2005-04-09 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-04-08 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-04-08 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-04-08 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-08 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hobbitsexual, 2005-04-08 11:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2005-04-09 02:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melusine, 2005-04-09 07:22 pm UTC

[info]nevadafighter
2005-04-08 01:59 am UTC (link)
Author note: I am not sure how to rape somebody gently.

Beyond the obvious "Then don't fucking WRITE it," I think you'd probably hold her nice and soft and whisper endearments while you slowly take her against her will. Or something. O.o

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-08 07:42 am UTC (link)
http://www.afterworkfreeporn.com/cartoon/xxx-5Ptommysbookmarksredhothentai314.html

Lizard pron!

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(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-04-08 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-04-09 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-04-09 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-04-08 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fatesarchitect, 2005-04-09 01:28 am UTC

[info]ladysphinx
2005-04-08 12:04 pm UTC (link)
::insert Tenacious D lyrics here::

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[info]nicolae
2005-04-09 01:16 am UTC (link)
Author note: I am not sure how to rape somebody gently.

Is that possible? Maybe you use extra lube.

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[info]aycelcus
2005-04-08 02:04 am UTC (link)
Oooo look what wandered over to Fandom Wank!

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[info]pope_shane
2005-04-08 02:09 am UTC (link)
Fandom Wank: Sooner or Later, It Gets Us All.

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(no subject) - [info]aycelcus, 2005-04-08 02:11 am UTC

[info]ultimate_cin
2005-04-08 04:21 am UTC (link)
...this story would suck in any language.

This SO needs to be iconized.

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[info]ladysorka
2005-04-08 05:25 am UTC (link)
Obviously someone doesn't type their stories up in Word. Or they just ignore the pretty little green and red lines.

...you mean there are people that don't turn those off? Those things annoy me to no end.

I can press 'spellcheck' at the very end and get the exact same effect, only without the massive annoyance. Much better.

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[info]krazycat
2005-04-08 10:31 am UTC (link)
You get used to them. I like to see the errors as soon as I type them, learn better that way (English not being my native language and all).

I do ignore the green ones every now and then. Especially when it keeps going on about Fragments.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-04-08 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-08 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2005-04-08 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-04-08 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]akairis, 2005-04-09 11:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2005-04-08 11:25 pm UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-04-08 06:47 am UTC (link)
This thing up my test is just disgusting. Defamation? I saw worst things in my country, and you surely think now that half of the TV reporters must be in jail!!! What kind of sense of humour you have??? You all have no sense of humour!!! This story is just a story!!!! Is just a silly story with it's mistakes and grammar errors!!!! Please, stop it!!! I will kill myself (that surely a lot of people want as I read in several critics) to make this torture stop!!!!

Whining? Check. Blaming others? You bet. Pseuicide? Yep. Being a bigger wanker than his critics? Yessur. I think we have a turkey.

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yuuko
2005-04-08 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Don't forget the excess of exclamation and question marks. The author is making a great job making a fool of himself.

...oh wait, right, he's writing lizardmen/RP rapefic. That should be enough.

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[info]eljuno
2005-04-08 08:22 am UTC (link)
I find the most disturbing aspect of that entire wank and surrounding area to be that that is NOT the worst fanfic I've ever read.

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[info]darkvalkyrie
2005-04-08 08:52 am UTC (link)
Author note: I am not sure how to rape somebody gently.

This made my brain go boom.

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Re: NWS! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-04-08 06:51 pm UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-04-09 02:19 am UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-04-09 02:38 am UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]dawnswalker, 2005-04-09 02:16 pm UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]platedlizard, 2005-04-08 07:25 pm UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]iczer6, 2005-04-08 11:35 pm UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]jyuu, 2005-04-09 09:30 am UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-04-09 07:59 pm UTC
Re: NWS! - (Anonymous), 2005-04-08 09:56 pm UTC
Re: NWS! - [info]mastervex, 2005-04-10 06:18 am UTC

yuuko
2005-04-08 12:36 pm UTC (link)
Because nothing says "I love you" more than sending anthropomorphic reptilians to 'softly' rape that person.

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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-04-08 03:59 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
She looked at the lizardman with angry and disgusted eyes. But she found in his eyes something like a deep sense of pity. Like the lizardman was thinking: "You are the lower part of the food chain and you don't know it". He said, before leave:
-Ssa ecin a evah uoy.
And he left. Rebbeca was astonished. She understood nothing of what he said, but she felt inside her body like a new person.


That's so awesome.

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(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-09 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2005-04-09 01:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-09 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-04-09 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2005-04-09 02:18 pm UTC

[info]loopywafflehead
2005-04-09 01:39 am UTC (link)
In response to a critical review:

Don't talk to me abaout defamation again, ok? Looks like you've never been defamated in public.

"Defamated". *dies* I have no words, only immature giggles.

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-04-09 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aycelcus, 2005-04-09 06:47 am UTC

[info]backfromspace
2005-04-09 11:18 am UTC (link)
I would like to point out that neither "Bwuh?" nor ellipses are, in fact, words. And "NO! GOD, NO!" is in fact two sentence fragments.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Rebbeca desired to be dead!

You and me both, sister.

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