House M.D.'s tiny wank
Ahh, House. A relatively new fandom, and one would think it's snarky, smart topic would make the trolls run for their respective covers. It's a rather small one, but considering I have seen little House wanks I thought it'd be fun to post. :D

Sadly, this is not the case.

ella_megablast (who happened to make the journal, oh, an hour or so before posting!), starts off the wank:

Let me start off my post with a big FUCK YOU.

I don't see why you geeky cocks have to take one of the few pleasures in my life, wipe your ass with it, and then post it on the internet as FAN FICTION.

GET A FUCKING LIFE! CAN'T THIS COMMUNITY BE ABOUT THE SHOW ALONE? NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SHIT-COCK FAN FUCKING FICTION, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, PISS-DRINKING, LOSER, VIRGIN FUCKS!

Clearly, her OMG ANGREE bold font and RIDICULOUS USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS shows she means business, folks.

It takes around five minutes for the first outcries begin from presumably the piece of shit, piss-drinking, loser, virgin fucks that took offense to such a statement:

...And it's a relatively normal reply! Acrimonius simply states, "... And this is why we need a moderator.", which sums it up rather nicely. Pandora_poet attempts to reason with the troll, stating "Children are afoot. Mind the language." in which She replies, "CHILDREN CAN SUCK MY DICK!" Pleasant, really.

Then it starts to get really fun:

atlantapendrag gives a helpful tip to a possibily PMSing Ella: "Hon, the maxipads go sticky side down." Others suggest that she may want to take her anti-crazy meds.

Finally, we get the ultimate reply to this fanfiction hating troll: FANFICTION! Complete with mansausage!

We finally find out just why Ella is so angry: FANFICTION RUINED HER LIFE! OH NOES!

bcome_so_numb declares Ella as "Best Troll of the Year", which is where it slows down. I must admit, I think the 'Best Troll' contest was rigged, because I've seen far better trolls. But what can you do?

All and all, a small one, but ya gotta love it. I think this was worth it to see a fic using the term "mansausage", personally.